Ash was in Professor Oak's ranch training for his upcoming battle. A day had passed since TJ had broken the news and Ash was still amazed. Suddenly Brock arrived. "Hey Ash, I tried to come sooner but there was no available boat. What's the problem?" "It's TJ he's the new Frontier Brain and he wants me to be his first opponent." Ash explained. "Holy crap! When's the battle?" "It's tomorrow at midday sharp." "Double holy crap!" "And he said it's going to be televised." "Triple holy crap!!" "I know Brock it's so weird!" Ash cried "I mean we're friends!" "Don't worry Ash," came a familiar voice, "I know you can do it!" Ash turned around and saw Misty, the Cerulean City Gym Leader and an old crush of his. "Thanks Misty." Ash said as Misty moved closer to try and kiss him. Suddenly May came out of the Lab with her Skitty and saw Misty. "Hey Red what the hell are you doing to my boyfriend?!?" she yelled. Crap it's May! Misty thought. "Piss off May!" "Go back to Cerulean you bitch!" "Go back to Petalburg May and leave me alone!" "Ladies, stop arguing over me!!" "Shut up Ash! Stay out of this!" the two girls said together.
That night, Ash looked up into a window of the Battle Fortress and saw a figure standing in it. "TJ I'm ready for you so bring it!" he shouted these words so loud that it woke Pikachu. "I'm sorry if I woke you Pikachu. Go back to sleep. We've got a big day tomorrow."
Meanwhile TJ looked down into Ash's bedroom window and saw a figure standing in it. "You're going down tomorrow Ash!" "TJ will you just come to bed?" called Lucy. "Ok baby I'm coming."
The following morning Ash got his Pokémon and headed to the Fortress. On his way there he met the Pallet Town Officer Jenny. "Hey Officer what's up?" "Oh nothing much Ash, it's just that there is a chance that Team Rocket might try to steal TJ's Pokémon. Owen is our only way of making sure they don't get here. By the way if they do get here don't panic because once the battle has begun we will have one hundred officers outside the Fortress." Jenny explained. "Thanks Officer Jenny." Ash said and jogged the rest of the distance to the Battle Fortress.
It was five minutes until the battle was due to begin and Ash was in a locker room waiting when suddenly Parker, Brandon's assistant walked in holding a sheet of paper and a P-Pod. "Ash I was wondering, which song here do you like the most?" Parker asked showing Ash the sheet of paper. It was in fact a list of songs, all from Final Fantasies. Ash chose the Prologue which was the song he and Pikachu liked the most.
Parker then told Ash to get ready for the battle and left. A few minutes later Ash heard Parker announce; "Here comes the challenger, from Pallet Town, champion of the Battle Frontier, Ash Ketchum!!!!" The moment his name was announced he walked onto the battlefield and when he did the Final Fantasy Prologue started blaring from hidden speakers in the walls. The crowd started cheering. "And now the man of the hour, the Battle Fortress Frontier Brain, Fortress Warrior TJ!!!!" TJ walked onto the battlefield wearing a suit of silver armour while the song The One Winged Angel blared from the hidden speakers. It was time…
"Each Trainer will use six Pokémon and only the challenger can make substitutions," Parker began, "Now, let the battle begin!!!!!" And with that TJ drew the massive sword which held his Pokéballs. When Ash looked closer he saw the Master Ball in the centre of the pommel and gulped. He also noticed a black ball at the end of the handle but paid no attention to it. "General Pik! Gettim!" "Go Swellow!" "General Pik, use Thunder!!!" "Swellow, Arial Ace!!" Ash's Swellow dashed to TJ's Pikachu at an amazing speed but the Thunder just managed to hit knocking it out. "Nuts. Swellow return. Go Feraligatr! Use Earthquake!!" Ash yelled. His Feraligatr did its little dance, which shook the whole arena, and used Earthquake. "Damn!" TJ muttered as General Pik got knocked out and called it back into its ball. "Go Ash!" cheered May who was on the sidelines dressed as a cheerleader. "Hard luck TJ!" Lucy, who was also on the sidelines dressed as a cheerleader, said comfortingly. "Damnit! Why can't I get a girlfriend?" Brock moaned as he hit his head off the back of a seat. "What is he doing?" Liza asked. "Don't bother asking. He's always like this!" Max replied as he kissed Liza. "D'oh!!" Brock yelled as he smacked his head off of the seat again.
"Flare! Gettim!" TJ roared as he called out his Charizard. "Steel Wing!" "Water Pulse!" Flare dodged the Water Pulse and knocked Ash's Feraligatr off its feet knocking it out. "Yeah TJ you the man show him who's boss!!" Lucy cheered. It's ok Ash you can still win!!" May said. "Shut up you little bitch!" Lucy hissed. "Piss off!!" May replied. Suddenly the two women started to slap each other and very soon it turned into a full out catfight. "You bitch!" "Piss off!" "NO!" Suddenly a police officer came in. "I'm afraid I have bad news. Team Rocket are on their way. Do not panic. If they do make it here however you will be fine because we have exactly two hundred and forty three officers outside. That is all."
Authors notes: Sorry! thought i would be able to finish it dis time!!!