BH: LILAC! YOU TOOK TOO MUCH TIME IN UPDATING THE STORY!
SL: I KNOW I KNOW I AM WORKING ON IT! *Types faster*
SD: SL! WHEN CAN I GET MORE LINES! GIVE ME AT LEAST ONE LINE IN THIS CHAPTER
SL: FINE! *Gives SD lines in this chapter*
WS: I WANNA GO TO MARS TOO!
SL: *Adds her in Mars*
DC: Come on SL! Type faster would you? My patience is running out!
SL: *Types even more faster*
MM: Chung, I thought you hated this story, how come you are reading it?
DC: EVE FORCED ME TO! D (Seriously nope don't trust him)
3rd Person's POV
One fine afternoon in Townsv- oops wrong story. Welcome to Mars, a place where people who provoked Rena lives in. Ice Creams are being teleported there for no reason and bla bla bla. A certain girl with shining purple eyes has made those ice creams into ice cream bed. And the famous Rune Slayer was busy eating the ice creams teleported there.
"123 HOURS ALREADY AND YOU ARE STILL KEEPING SILENT? HOW GOOD IS YOUR PATIENCE? I NEVER KNEW THAT YOUR PATIENCE IS REALLY THAT..That …Er. I don't know anymore?!" The Rune Slayer shouted across Mars and the Elemental Master is still keeping quiet. "Persistent eh?"
Earth
Everyone is bored. Yeah BORED. SO B.O.R.E.D. was thee. Until …
RENA THE SUPREME ELF CAME TO THE RESCUE! "You know what I am tired of this and I am going to Mars ASAP, all I need is for someone to just kick me there."
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Silence envelopes the room all so immediately. "But won't your butt hurt a lot?" "Anyone? Anyone? Someone? Can someone volunteer to kick me there?"
"But no one's kick is powerful than yours to kick you there." Rena face palmed
"Oh right guess I will have to kick myself there."
" WAIT WHAT?! HEY! HOW COULD YOU EVEN KICK YOURSELF THERE?!"
Chung was too late, Rena already kicked herself there before he even finishes his sentence. I admit Chung has some 'PERFECT TIMING'. Add said :" How is this possible? I mean it is not logically possible, how can you even kick yourself? I know this elf girl always does impossible stuff but kick yourself? It's utterly unlogical unrealistic and you only sees these stuffs on manga, anime, cartoon or comics? But Kick yourself it's not e-e-e-even possible. I demand an explanation of how Rena kicked herself to Mars, it is like as if pigs fly. Logic cannot be turned upside down according to my years of research it just can't be possible really it is'nt! If Rena comes back inform me immediately as I need an-"
"SHUT UP ADD WE GOT IT OK WE GOT IT SAVE YOUR SCIENTIFICALLY EXTREMELY UTTERLY LONG CRAP ALREADY! OR I WILL JUST BURN YOU!" Smoke is literally coming out of Elesis's head.
"How can smoke come out of your head Pineapple, its not possible-" "Everything is possible~" "Don't cut off my sentence Ara, this only happens in Manga and all sort of animated stuff and many more but in real life it's just not possible." Oh Add just zip up already for Lady El's sake, it will do good for all of Elrios. Save those longwinded talk for the monsters if you need to escape. Seriously… Little did Mr. Scientist know Elesis had lit her inner fire of rage and began chasing Add everywhere in the house. Add, one piece of advice, never ignore Blazing Heart.
Add shouted : " DON'T BURN ME! I DON'T WANT MY LAB COAT TO BE LIKE YOURS TOO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY JUST COME HERE AND LET ME BARBEQUE YOU BARBEQUE FOR TODAY'S DINNER AND I WILL GIVE YOU CHOCOLATE!"
" DON'T TRICK ME PINEAPPLE KITTIES CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE THEY WILL DIE, YOU CAN'T TRICK ME JUST BECAUSE YOU KNEW MY FAVORITE SNACK!"
They both stopped in their tracks and pants. "Chocolates are junkfood and you should stay away from them." Add protested " No they are not!"
"You sure you are knowledgeable? You don't even know chocolates are junkfood? And I can't even believe you are zee scientist man. Why don't you just get a life" Elesis looked above and whistles.
Add's Mood o' meter:
You are annoying; You are going too far; Censored. - -
Unfortunately Add's mood o' meter's arrow had gone over censored, and broked.
"What? You wanna pick a fight?"
"Bring it on Pineapple."
They got into their battle stances and began to fight.
" Scissors Paper Stone" They both said in unison. Add cheered and danced :" Yea! I won woo hoo Add rule Elesis drule oh yeah boo yeah Pineapple lost woo hoo"
"Nuh-uh you lost" Elesis kicked Add to a nearby pond.
1 point up for Elesis
The rest of the Elgang remaining in Earth gathered around them. "A show. Great now I have some entertainment" Chung said while rushing in the kitchen to look for a pocorn, after that he passed it to the gang watching those two battle.
After a while..Elesis won.
"Heh I won. Get ready for your punishment."
To be Continued…
SL: Done!
SD: Why do I only have a line?
SL: Cauz you asked for at least one line and one line it is!
SD: Why are you so mean to me?
SL: You asked for a line. Not that I wanna be mean =w=
SD: Now that's twisted. ==''
RF: Good that you actually updated. I thought you would abandon this story after the long wait.
SL:You actually think I would? How mean of you *inserts sad violin song*
CEm: Ok enough of this, I am shutting the computer down.
SL: why was it always Eve who shut the computer down?
CEm: Because….I AM SECRETLY AN OTAK-
CBS: Iwillshutdownonherbehalf *shuts down computer*