Freak with a pen walks out covered in scratches and cuts.
Freak: AWWWWWW FUUUCK, hey guys freak here with a new story. If you're wondering why I'm messed up let me just say never take a job that requires you to be good with animals, because they mean any animal, including pit bulls… and rottweilers… and bobcats. Oh by the way I've been accidently spelling Django and Zoë wrong so I plan to fix that starting this chapter. Anyway here to do the disclaimer is DJANGO OF THE DEAD
Django walks out in a yell tee shirt and jeans along with his almost ever present sombrero. Freak stared at his shirt with a smile that said "I'm trying to be nice and not laugh but you look like an idiot", Django saw the smile and instantly changed to look that said "don't you dare fucking say it".
Freak: dude did you lose a bet.
Django ignored the question.
Django: Freak owns nothing, can I go now?
Freak: wait, wait, wait let me barrow your shirt
Django: what?
Freak: if I lay under it I bet I can get a tan. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Django walked off in a huff
Freak: HEY! NOBODY LOOK DIRECTLY AT DJANGO'S SHIRT OR YOU'LL GO BLIND!!! HAHAHAHAAA… ow my skin…
Long time no see
Chapter 4:
Meet the folks
The team of heroes headed to a black and blue van. It turned out to be Mike's van. Mike took out his keys, opened up the back, took out a few folding chairs that were in the van, handed them to Manny and Django and sat on the back bumper. Manny and Django unfolded the chairs. Everyone, except Frida and Django, powered down. Everyone except Mike and Raven, who sat next to mike on the bumper, sat down in the folding chairs, which were arranged in a semicircle.
Mike: so where are we gonna stay until this hole is fixed.
Mike pointed at the destroyed apartment building with his thumb.
Zoe: hey Manny think your dad would lend us some rooms
Manny: nah… my folks are on their third honey moon.
Frida: your mom and dad are back together?
Manny: yeah well when my dad saw that me and the team could protect the city he actually retired from hero-ing then my mom was willing to give him another chance
Django: yeah well while we're strolling down memory lane the sun is starting to set and we still aint got a place to crash.
Manny put his hand to his chin and after a few minutes of thinking, a smirk appeared on his face.
Manny: well we could always…
Everyone except Frida turned to look at Mike. Mike saw that everyone was staring at him and a worried look formed on his face.
Mike: OHHHH NOOOO! NO WAY! UH-UH!
Raven started to hug Mike around his shoulders and she talked in a seductive voice.
Raven: Ohhh please, baby, just for a little while?
Mike got up from the bumper of the van and out of his girlfriend's grasp. He started to flail his arms as if to convey his answer in the negative.
Mike: NOOOOO! NO WAY! IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! THERE IS NO CHANCE, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE A CHANCE, OF US STAYING AT…
Scene changes to a large white door opening from the inside. The door opens to revile a very sullen looking Mike, Surrounded by his friends that are all wearing smiling faces.
Mike: (sigh) my… parents… house.
A very skinny blond, tanned, women wearing a green and white striped top and Capri pants stood in the door way.
Blond women: (gasp) MICHAEL, OHH ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
The blond women ran up to Mike and gave him an extremely tight hug
Mike: (grunt) hi mom…
Manny/Frida/Raven/Django/Zoe: Hello Mrs. Madison
Mrs. Madison: ohhhh, Raven its sooooooo good to see you again. You're taking good care of my boy right.
Mrs. Madison gives the same death hug to Raven as she did Mike.
Mrs. Madison: ohhhh Manny looking as strong as ever and Django and Zoe still one of the cutest couples I've ever seen.
It was then that Mrs. Madison saw Frida.
Mrs. Madison: ohhhh who is this?
Mike started to scratch the back of his head.
Mike: Uhh… yeah well mom…
Manny: this is my friend Frida, she…
Mrs. Madison ran up and gave Frida a hug.
Mrs. Madison: Ohhh Frida its sooooooo good to finally meet you. I've heard about you from Manny.
Mrs. Madison backed up and looked at her son and his friends and his girlfriend
Mrs. Madison: oh but it must be freezing out there. Come in, come in.
Mrs. Madison and the group of friends made their way into the large house. They eventually made their way into the living room. In the room were two large couches and a few chairs with ottomans.
Mrs. Madison: sit, sit, sit, I'll go get us something to drink.
Mrs. Madison left for the kitchen. Frida and Manny sat on one of the couches, and Django and Zoe sat on the other one while Raven sat in one of the chairs as opted Mike to sit on the ottoman.
Frida: dude your mom is awesome
Mike: actually she's my step mom. My dad remarried a few years ago.
Frida: oh sorry dude.
Mike: naw, its okay my biological mom…
Just then Mike's step mother walked back in with a trey full of cups and a pitcher of lemonade.
Mrs. Madison: here you go boys and girls
She handed cups to Frida, Manny, Django, Zoe, Raven, and mike and poured them and herself drinks. Mike took a sip from his cup and tried to start a conversation.
Mike: Uhh mom, where's dad?
Mrs. Madison: oh he's still at work, honey. Why?
Mike: well me and the guys need a place to crash and…
Mrs. Madison: well of course you can crash here but may I ask what happened to your apartment?
Mike: would you believe fumigation?
Mrs. Madison: a villain attacked again… that's what happened, isn't it.
Mike: …yeah…
Mrs. Madison: (sigh) sometimes I wish I hadn't taught you those spells…
Mike: … mom, please not now.
Mrs. Madison: well any way I don't think it would be a problem if you stayed for a while. Come on I'll show you to the guest rooms.
The group was lead to a hall of doors and Mrs. Madison showed each person a room they could stay in.
Mike: thanks mom
Mrs. Madison smiled at her step son
Mrs. Madison: it's what moms are for.
With that Mrs. Madison walked down the hall to her and her husband's room.
Three hours later, in Frida's room
Frida was having trouble getting to sleep.
Frida: maybe some ice cream would help.
Frida got up from her bed and headed for the door. She walked into the hallway and looked for the kitchen.
When she found it she found Zoe already there eating some ice cream from the tub. Zoe then saw Frida in the door way.
Zoe: couldn't sleep either, huh?
Frida: yeah.
Zoe: come on pull up a chair.
Frida did just that and they started eating the ice cream together.
Frida: hey Zoë, I was wondering…
Zoe: you wanna know what happened to me and Django?
Frida: well yeah…
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Freak: so there you have it chapter 4. Please read and review. And no flames. Cus Django lent me his guitar…
Freak strummed the guitar and an undead posse emerged from the ground.
Freak: seriously, no flames. And as always peace to all my fellow freaks
Freak turns to leave but turns back to the screen quickly.
Freak: Ohhh and if you consider yourself a fellow freak say so in your review and tell me why you think so.