A.N: It's not the end.

Disclaimers: I HATE DISCLAIMERS. IT'S OBVIOUS I DONT FRIGGIN OWN KIM POSSIBLE!!! If I did she would be fat and hairy with a huge square chin.

I also don't own the hardcore song or the scary film known to mankind as Mama Mia.

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The next day Kim went to school. She saw Rooooooon. Roooooooooon saw Kim. They wished they could confess their felings. Ron stared at Kim's beauty. She looked so beautiful with her body hair, rolls of fat and her square chin. She was even shaving her stubble which made her all the more sexier. Then Kim saw Ron. Wow. He was so handsome! As always he was naked so his sexy body was on show.

"He will never know that I love him", Kim thought sadly.

"She will never know that I love her," Ron thought sadly.

"Hi Ron."

"Hi KP."

"Did you hear," farted Kim, scratching her butt in an alluring way, "the spring dance is coming up, but get this! That jerk Bonnie says I can't dance!"

Ron couldn't believe his ears. "Kim! No! You CAN dance! No matter what they say."

Kim roared in approval, beating her chest with her fists like an angry gorilla. Then she saw George (Bonnie's little bro. He is OC so is a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.) "YO FREAK," she howled sexily. "YOU THINK I CAN DANCE?!?"

"Y-yes..." he stuttered. "Er....you're practically a dancing queen!"

Kim roared in approval and before anyone knew what was happening, Ron burst into song. George, not wanting to be eaten, quickly joined in.

"You can dance! You can jive! Havin' the time of your life,

Oooh see that girl,

Watch that scene,

Dig it! The dancing Queen!"

Kim howled in pride at how great her dancing was. Ron stole a hairbrush from Bonnie.

"Hey!" she snapped but he ignored her.

He sang, using the hairbrush as a microphone: "Friday night at the light's are low,

Lookin out for a place to go."

Now George sangded. "Where they play the right music,

Gettin' in the swing; You've come to look for a King."

They both sang together now. "Anybody can be that guy, night is young and the music's high.... With a bit of rock music, everything is fine you're in the mood for a dance, and when you get the chance..." They started skipping down the hallway and Kim followed gracefully, causing an earth quake. "You are the dancing Queen, young and sweet, only 17. Dancing queen, feel the beat on the tamborine..."

"Oh YEEEEEEEEAAAH!" bellowed/ sang Kim.

They all sang together. Kim pointed to a mirror that was on a scared looking girl's locker. "YOU can dance! YOU can jive! Havin' the time of your life, ohhh..."

"See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen..."

The sexy Kim skipped over to a random boy called Danny and wrapped her underwear around his neck in a sexy alluring way. He looked terrified and slightly ill. Probably the shock of seeing something so beautiful. Kim sang. "You're a teaser you turn 'em on, leave 'em burning and then you're gone..." she skipped off, leaving an obviously nerve-wracked Danny to puke. She joined Ron and George in song. They were walking cooly in a line down the hallway. "Lookin' out for another, anyone will do. You're in the mood for a dance. And when you get the chance..."

"Join in everybody!" Ron commanded to the stunned students they were passing. Nobody did so Kim let out a tremendous rawr of anger.

"YO LOSERS! JOIN IN!"

At once everyone clumsily ran behind Kim, Ron and George, and started skipping behind them in a line, joining in the song.

"You are the dancing Queen,

Young and sweet,

Only 17,

Dancing Queen,

Feel the beat from the tamborine..."

"Oh YEEEEEEEEAAAH!" bellowed Kim.

"You can dance! You can jive! Havin' the time of your life,

Oooh see that girl,

Watch that scene,

Dig it! The dancing Queen!

Diggin the dancing Queen!"

Everyone went outside and danced in a circle around Kim. "You can dance! You can jive! Havin' the time of your life,

Oooh see that girl..."

Felix played a very short, yet awesome guitar solo.

Watch that scene..."

He played another.

Dig it! The dancing Queen!"

The song finished and everyone walked away like nothing had happened.

"You're right Ron!" said Kim to Ron because George had left with the other guys. "I will go to the ball. I just need a date...."

Ron leaned closer to her, grinning widely to show off his attractive missing teeth. "I know who you can ask..." he hinted.

"Who?" gasped Kim.

"M-" Ron began but they were interrupted by a voice. It was croaky and alluring.

"Hi guys."

Kim and Ron turned around and saw...........................................................................................................................Willywinks!

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A.N: *farts*