SURVIVOR – FINL FANTASY STYLE!!
Day 3
FrEaK: Hello everyone, and welcome again to SURVIVOR – FINAL FANTASY STYLE!! Some good news: Steiner has gotten out of his 'pimp' trance! However, things seem to have taken a turn for the worse now that Amarant has left the game.
Kupo: Not really. He was an asshole, ya know? Anyways, now I'm the center of attention. That's cool.
**FrEaK looks up, realizes that everyone except Quina is gathered around Kupo**
FrEaK: **Walks over** **to Steiner** What's Kupo doing that's so important?
Steiner: Well, you know how moogles can telepathically send messages to each other with their bon-bon?
FrEaK: Yeah, what about it?
Steiner: Well, Kupo's getting a friend to send him some porn, and he's showing it to us right now.
FrEaK: **sighs** Oh…great, **Looks up, sees one of the pics** Let me in!
Steiner: **SIGH**
FrEaK: **Looks at the camera, is embarrassed** Oh, shit…um, PUT ON THE DAMN COMMERCIALS ALREADY!
Zidane: …
**Commercials come on**
**Show comes on**
FrEaK: OK, we want to try that again, so, starting on 3, 2, 1…
Zidane: …
**Everything flashes white for a second**
FrEaK: Hello everyone, and welcome again to SURVIVOR – FINAL FANTASY STYLE!! Some good news: Steiner has gotten out of his 'pimp' trance! However, things seem to have taken a turn for the worse now that Amarant has left the game.
Kupo: Not really. He was an…
FrEaK: **whispering to Kupo** SHUT UP! **Looking back at TV screen** Anyways, we have a very special treat for our viewers today! As you know, each of our contestants had to send in a tape saying why they should be allowed to be a contestant! Now, we are going to play Quina's entry tape!!
**FrEaK pauses for a moment, stares at everyone gathered around Kupo**
FrEaK: STOP STARING AT PORN AND GET OVER HERE ALREADY!
Kupo: Oh – shit! **Runs up, quickly twirls his bon-bon** You didn't see anything.
Zidane: …
FrEaK: **Sighs** Just don't get any more porn from your friend, OK?
Kupo: **blushes** Oh shit – you saw. Next you're gonna tell me you found my stash of mariju-**pauses** I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
FrEaK: **Is sighing way too often for his own good** Let's just start the entry tape!
**Screen turns black for a second**
**Quina appears in front of log cabin, forest**
Quina: Me Quina! Me want join SURVIVOR – FINAL FANTASY STYLE!
**Screen turns black, Quina now sitting down for dinner**
Quina: Me like yummy-yummies. I eat many yummies in where I live. As my tribe say, 'Leftovers good!' I eat many yummy-yummies, like frogs, Freya, and Kuja! But I get yelled at when I eat people…
**Screen turns black again, Quina at graveyard**
Quina: But some of the best yummy-yummies can be found here! **Digs up grave, eats rotten corpse** Yummy!!!
**Screen turns black another time, now Quina is outside of house**
Quina: Well, make me be in SURVIVOR – FINAL FANTASY STYLE!!
**Screen turns white, and it's back to regular broadcast**
Dagger: **Slaps Quina** YOU BITCH! YOU EAT BOTH MY HOMEYS!
Kupo: **Waves hand in front of Dagger** Umm, hello gal, Kuja was our enemy. You WERE NOT supposed to fuck him!
Dagger: That's what YOU SAY.
Zidane: …
FrEaK: I'm sick again. I thought THAT would never happen. This is FrEaK, leaving QUICK. Come back for day 4.
Day 3
FrEaK: Hello everyone, and welcome again to SURVIVOR – FINAL FANTASY STYLE!! Some good news: Steiner has gotten out of his 'pimp' trance! However, things seem to have taken a turn for the worse now that Amarant has left the game.
Kupo: Not really. He was an asshole, ya know? Anyways, now I'm the center of attention. That's cool.
**FrEaK looks up, realizes that everyone except Quina is gathered around Kupo**
FrEaK: **Walks over** **to Steiner** What's Kupo doing that's so important?
Steiner: Well, you know how moogles can telepathically send messages to each other with their bon-bon?
FrEaK: Yeah, what about it?
Steiner: Well, Kupo's getting a friend to send him some porn, and he's showing it to us right now.
FrEaK: **sighs** Oh…great, **Looks up, sees one of the pics** Let me in!
Steiner: **SIGH**
FrEaK: **Looks at the camera, is embarrassed** Oh, shit…um, PUT ON THE DAMN COMMERCIALS ALREADY!
Zidane: …
**Commercials come on**
**Show comes on**
FrEaK: OK, we want to try that again, so, starting on 3, 2, 1…
Zidane: …
**Everything flashes white for a second**
FrEaK: Hello everyone, and welcome again to SURVIVOR – FINAL FANTASY STYLE!! Some good news: Steiner has gotten out of his 'pimp' trance! However, things seem to have taken a turn for the worse now that Amarant has left the game.
Kupo: Not really. He was an…
FrEaK: **whispering to Kupo** SHUT UP! **Looking back at TV screen** Anyways, we have a very special treat for our viewers today! As you know, each of our contestants had to send in a tape saying why they should be allowed to be a contestant! Now, we are going to play Quina's entry tape!!
**FrEaK pauses for a moment, stares at everyone gathered around Kupo**
FrEaK: STOP STARING AT PORN AND GET OVER HERE ALREADY!
Kupo: Oh – shit! **Runs up, quickly twirls his bon-bon** You didn't see anything.
Zidane: …
FrEaK: **Sighs** Just don't get any more porn from your friend, OK?
Kupo: **blushes** Oh shit – you saw. Next you're gonna tell me you found my stash of mariju-**pauses** I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
FrEaK: **Is sighing way too often for his own good** Let's just start the entry tape!
**Screen turns black for a second**
**Quina appears in front of log cabin, forest**
Quina: Me Quina! Me want join SURVIVOR – FINAL FANTASY STYLE!
**Screen turns black, Quina now sitting down for dinner**
Quina: Me like yummy-yummies. I eat many yummies in where I live. As my tribe say, 'Leftovers good!' I eat many yummy-yummies, like frogs, Freya, and Kuja! But I get yelled at when I eat people…
**Screen turns black again, Quina at graveyard**
Quina: But some of the best yummy-yummies can be found here! **Digs up grave, eats rotten corpse** Yummy!!!
**Screen turns black another time, now Quina is outside of house**
Quina: Well, make me be in SURVIVOR – FINAL FANTASY STYLE!!
**Screen turns white, and it's back to regular broadcast**
Dagger: **Slaps Quina** YOU BITCH! YOU EAT BOTH MY HOMEYS!
Kupo: **Waves hand in front of Dagger** Umm, hello gal, Kuja was our enemy. You WERE NOT supposed to fuck him!
Dagger: That's what YOU SAY.
Zidane: …
FrEaK: I'm sick again. I thought THAT would never happen. This is FrEaK, leaving QUICK. Come back for day 4.