A/N: Oladio! It has taken many moons for my return but damn it, here I am! And with chapter four no less.
Kira: I have made a decision!
Lyn: Mmm, lesbian nights are being moved to Monday?
Kira: …no.
Lyn: Cheese spray can in fact be used for wall decorations?
Kira: No.
Lyn: -gasp- Your getting married and you haven't told me yet!?
Kira: No! I've decided that I'm going to give a boob transplant. –grin-
Lyn: …don't you mean implant?
Kira: No! Why would I want more of these god forsaken lumps of un-holiness!?
Lyn: -giggle- Lumps of un-holiness?
Kira: You try to think of something better.
Lyn: Hmmm, how about Breasts of Damnation?
Kira: …well it does have a ring to it.
Lyn: -proudly grins-
Kira: But lumps of un-holiness just rolls off the tongue…
Lyn: Breasts of Damnation!
Kira: Lumps of un-holiness!
Lyn: Breasts of Damnation!
Kira: Lumps of un-holiness!
Lyn: Mine's capitalized so it's better!
Kira: …damn you capitalization…DAMNETH YOU!!
Lyn: Are we finished then?
Kira: We'll discuss this, and by that I mean scream funny names for tits, later.
Lyn: To the text of the story!
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Naruto ducked in cover as yet another piece of garbage flew just mere centimeters from his head.
"Why must I suffer such- such throwing around of things!" Naruto shouted as he cowered behind a chair.
"Who was it that needed to pay rent?" Lyn questioned.
"I did," Naruto whispered.
"And who wasted money on cologne and irons of all things?" Kira furthered.
"Me…"
"And just who happened to have enough money left to pay your rent?"
"I just needed twenty bucks! That doesn't give you a right to live here!"
Kira and Lyn ignored him as they continued on.
"Are you listening to me?"
"Should we vacuum?" Kira asked Lyn.
"Maybe, I don't think it'll help with any stains but it could get someone of the dried ramen out of this sad excuse for a carpet…" Lyn replied, surveying the floor.
Naruto sighed. He supposed that deep down he knew they were doing him a favor; a very violently and full scaled favor.
Even Iruka didn't fully approve of their presence. Every night he'd come to tutor Naruto and every night he'd remind Naruto how 'suspicious' those girls were. He said he didn't trust them but Naruto didn't see why. Except for a quirk here and there, they seemed normal to Naruto.
Lyn suddenly sailed into the air and closed the window with a swift kick right before a bee entered Naruto's home.
'Then again, maybe I spoke too soon...' Naruto thought.
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Sakura was setting off with a determined mind today. You could see the concentration on her rather large and shiny forehead. She knew that this part of her 'Flawless Plan to Get Sasuke' was easier than cake but she didn't want to risk anything with her folly. She dressed somewhat nicer than usual and even managed to put her unnaturally pink hair into a ponytail. Fall was beautiful this year and many people were out having picnics not just couples.
Sakura approached Naruto's door. She gacked a little, took a deep breath, and knocked.
"Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked, seeming slightly tired.
Naruto looked as if he hadn't gotten any sleep, as if something was keeping him busy in the hours he should be sleeping, as if-
'A girl!?' Sakura assumed.
"Why don't you come in?" Naruto asked even though he was half dressed.
Sakura feared what garbage must be about his tiny shack like excuse for a home but when she entered she noticed a considerable amount of space and the smell of lemon cleaning products.
'It is a girl! …well I can just get rid of her. Yeah, with my superior feminine wiles and stuff.' (A/N: Superior what? I thought Sakura was a shaved pink monkey!)
Sakura turned around and almost stepped on the red head and brunette from her class.
The blankets had been tossed off their bodies and they were fully exposed. They were sharing a pair of pajamas. Kira had the top and Lyn had the bottoms.
'TWO GIRLS!? How do I compete with that?'
"Oh, don't mind them. They just cleaned like crazy and decided to take a nap." Naruto added.
Sakura couldn't help but mind, in fact she outright stared.
'Look at Lyn, soft mid-drift, porcelain skin, and she's even got breasts! In a pretty lacey blue bra too!'
Lyn faced the redhead and her arms were around Kira, right under her boobs (A/N: LUMPS OF UN-HOLINESS!!) and her legs entangled with Kira's. One of Kira's arms were placed around Lyn's waist while the other arm's fingers had Lyn's hair laced between them.
'Those hips, those shapely legs, and red panties! Kira's so- so…but I can't see her boobs…'
Suddenly Lyn moved closer to Kira and her arms pushed Kira's large breasts up. Kira yawned but to Sakura, it sounded more like a moan. Sakura couldn't help but move to see Kira's boobs. Sakura's nosed slowly trickled a bit a blood as she saw how large they were and how Lyn had arranged them.
'Such beautiful figures….I wonder if they have sex…'
Sakura felt a certain body area buzz and her heart thump.
'The bra color is closer to purple though…'
"Sakura-chan? You're all red in the face." Naruto pointed out as he handed her a tissue for her bloody nose.
Sakura yeeped and quickly turned away from the two sleeping girls. Embarrassed, she looked at the ground as she spoke.
"Naruto, I was wondering if you'd like to take a walk with me today. Y'know, like a date?" she managed too get out.
Naruto looked shocked and happy.
'He must think I'm blushing for him, that idiot!'
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto cried as he embraced her, "Oh, thank you!"
Naruto was all smiles as he asked Sakura to wait outside while he got ready.
Sakura waited very impatiently.
'He's taking forever! It's almost like he's a girl!'
"You don't seem very tolerant of him taking a long time." Lyn said as she stood in front of Sakura.
Kira followed right after her.
"Seriously, he's just trying to impress you." Kira added.
'They're still in their pajamas!' Inner Sakura chimed, 'SCORE!'
Sakura once again blushed.
"Could you please not be out here with just your pajamas on?"
"Would you rather us be naked?" Lyn raised her eyebrow.
She reached over began to unbutton Kira's top. (A/N: This is a Hikaru and Kaouru moment. If you don't know who they are then watch Ouran High School Host Club. It's worth it. And awesome…but mostly awesome!)
"Uh- I- Uh!" Sakura stammered.
"Lyn-chan!" Kira cried, "I don't like people to see me!"
"Nonsense! You're not wearing a bra so it'll be that much quicker!"
"You don't have to-"
But Sakura couldn't help her imagination. She saw sparkles and roses in the background like she was watching an anime.
Kira began to form tears in her eyes before she pouted.
"In that case, you can't wear any clothes either!"
Kira's hands slowly went to Lyn's waist and she ever slowly began to pull them down.
Lyn had gotten to just above Kira's nipples and Lyn had gotten right above Lyn's crotch before Naruto stepped outside.
"What are you two doing?"
"…what do you think we're doing?" Kira questioned.
"Undressing each other?"
"That's so pessimistic, why not see it as us dressing each other?" Lyn inquired.
"Yeah, who are you? Lyn? Sasuke? Or Naruto?"
"What does that have to do with this!?" Naruto yelled.
"One of the three is not a pessimist. Hmmm, I wonder who?" Lyn added.
"Now you think about that Mister! Or no supper!" Kira scolded as she realigned her shirt and breasts and walked inside.
Lyn smiled.
"Meh, they're already kind of off anyway…" Lyn said as she pulled off her pants and threw them before walking inside.
The pants landed right on Sakura's face. She quickly grabbed them and threw them at the door.
"Let's go!" she yeeped.
Naruto had quickly forgotten about Kira and Lyn as he walked beside Sakura. Sakura however, did not.
"How can you not be bothered by their indecency?" Sakura suddenly shouted.
"Who?" Naruto questioned.
"Your roommates!"
"Oh, well it's not how you think it is. They're very close and everything but it's not a romantic bond. They were probably just doing that to make you uncomfortable."
Sakura smacked Naruto's shoulder.
"You pervert! Why not kick them out? It's very unsightly to be living with two girls. People will get curious."
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"People will think the three of you are... intimate."
"Inter-wha?"
'Right, small words.'
"Romantically involved?" she rephrased.
"Oh! No, it's almost like they're motherly sisters, y'know? Besides, I'm not attracted to them," he waved off.
"But they're sexy!" Sakura exclaimed.
Naruto paused.
"What?" he asked.
Sakura blushed.
"I mean, that's what all the guys say."
Things suddenly got awkward and silent.
"Maybe I should go?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah, me too," Sakura answered.
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Sasuke was once again flopped on the couch, lost in his thoughts.
"If you keep sitting there, you'll end up becoming a growth." Itachi mentioned as he passed by, "Oh and you have visitors."
Kira and Lyn sat on opposite side of Sasuke.
"You're not progressing," Lyn noted.
"I know that."
"Don't you want things to get going?" Kira asked.
"And just who are you?"
"Well, I've been working your target, so if I were you I'd change that tone, m'kay?" Kira said in a bright and cheery way.
"You mean, you know everything?"
"And then some, yes." Kira clarified.
"I've been trying my best." Sasuke grumbled.
"Bull shit," the girls chimed.
"What do you know!?" Sasuke yelled.
Kira suddenlt placed her hand ontop of Sasuke's.
"How is it?"
Sasuke marveled for a moment. She was so warm.
"How's what?"
"That feeling, Sasuke. How does it feel to love something?"
"I wouldn't know."
Lyn abruptly placed her icy hand fiercly on Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke had a chill run down his spin.
"Liar," Lyn whispered and the word was that much harsher.
"It's- it's frustrating."
Lyn released him and Kira turned closer to him and placed her warm hand where Lyn's chill was moments ago.
"What have you been doing to get closer?"
"Picking up pencils, helping with answers, sitting next to him."
"And?"
"It's getting me nowhere."
"Don't think that way," Kira added as she slid her hand down to his bicep.
"But..."
"How does he react to you?"
"He'll give me that cute confused face. And sometimes he'll say thank you. But mostly he just-"
"He what?"
"He smiles."
"And?"
"It's worth it."
Kira smiled, at last satisfied with his answers.
"Then talk to him, I know you know how."
Sasuke grumbled.
Lyn grabbed his shoulder.
"Stop acting tough, or do you want to lose him?" Lyn warned.
"You may not realise how much you care, Sasuke. But I have faith in you that you can show him."
Lyn and Kira stood up and began to leave.
"We both do, I guess." Lyn said before she and Kira left.
Sasuke sighed.
'I hate them.' he thought as he stood up and walked in front of his calendar.
He wanted to love Naruto. But not if he didn't love him back.
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Sai sat in front of Naruto's house. He was rethinking what he had been doing as of late. He had been subtle in all his moves. But perhaps being blunter would be more progressive. After all, Naruto was oblivious.
'Finally, we can both be happy.' Sai thought.
Sai would never admit it but he was lonely. Sai worked a lonely job. He was part of a guild that achieved it's goal through individual work. A violent job. A job that required lying and distance. Sai used to be so enthralled in his work. It was his life but even then he wasn't quite happy. That was until he settled Konoha. Seeing that little blonde haired ball of spunk set something off in him. After he spent some time with Naruto, he decided to call this place his residency of choice. Naruto became his only friend and he didn't want to lose him. He wanted to be with him forever.
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Naruto approached his house and he was so terribly confused. He was glad that Sakura was being so nice to him but he felt very much the same way he did whenever he was around Kira and Lyn. He had a
good time and was all excited to be going for a walk but he wasn't interested in any romance. He thought that was what he should want but when it came down to it he didn't.
He liked talking to Sakura but he thought he was in love with her.
'When you're in love though, you're supposed to feel...alive. I don' feel alive around Sakura at all. Hell, I feel more alive around S-'.
Naruto paused in mid thought and shook his head.
'No, that's silly.'
"Naruto!" Sai shouted from Naruto's front door.
"Sai!" Naruto chimed back and picked up his pace.
He stood in front of him. Sai got closer.
"Naruto, I want to play a game."
Naruto smiled.
"Okay!"
"Close your eyes." Sai instructed.
Naruto did so, with the grin still on his face.
"Now I want you to imagine you soul mate."
"Okay," Naruto said eagerly.
Naruto's eyebrows lowered in concentration.
"Now tell me about this person."
"Well, I pictured someone taller than me, dark hair and eyes."
"How would he hold your hand?" Sai inserted 'he' as subtly as possible.
Naruto didn't even notice.
"Well, kind of tight like he was possessive of me. And the spaces between the fingers would be filled." Naruto said in a dreamy state.
'Well that's a step out of the closet,' Sai thought about Naruto using the word 'he', 'And a step closer to me.'
"Like this?" Sai asked.
Sai reached for Naruto's hand and took it sliding his fingers between Naruto's and holding tightly.
"Yeah, like that!" Naruto chimed.
"Hmm, and how does he hold you?"
"About the same way," Naruto answered.
"I'm not sure I understand. Like this?" Sai continued as he slid his arms around Naruto.
"No, a little tighter and around my arms. He wouldn't want to let me go." Naruto sighed dreamily.
Sai felt his heart beating as he corrected himself.
'So close.' He thought.
"And how would he kiss you?" Sai asked.
Naruto seemed to shrug..
"Like he loved me." Naruto answered.
'Like this.' Sai thought as he leaned in.
"What a second! Why did you say 'he'-" but Naruto caught on too late.
Sai kissed him.
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Lyn: Aw! Such cut SaiNaru fluff!
Kira: I know! I'm a sucker for fluff!
Lyn: Me too. -sigh- You have made many SaiNaru fans happy.
Kira: Yeah I guess so. Poor emo kid, Sasuke! He's so alo-
Sasuke: I do not like what you're doing.
Lyn: ACK! Emo child has invaded our convos!
Sasuke: Yeah, if you were here the first three chapters, you would have seen that it says SASUNaru. That would entail ME and Naruto!
Kira: Sasuke, Sasuke. I'll fix that!
Sasuke: You better!
Kira: I'll just add SaiNaru to the description! -grin-
Sasuke: Good, because if you thi- Wait. WHAT!?
Kira: Quickly Lyn! Say it!
Sasuke: I'm going to murder you and scrap your eyeballs-
Lyn: Ja ne!