HEY GUYZ! SP7 here. Thank you for all the comments, especially DragonFlames-and-WaterWhisperer for your suggestion. You will see that I kind of used it. Sooo, enjoy the chap.

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CHAPTER THREE

Jayfeather was absolutely and entirely pooped! He had spent ALL day regathering herbs, particularly catmint. He had just come out of his den to fetch a mouse when he heard Firestar, Sandstorm, and Brambleclaw singing in warbled voices.

"TOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...WE ARE YOUUUUNG!" cried Firestar.

"SO WE DRANK THE FISH'S WATER!" shouted Sandstorm.

"AND KILLED TIGERSTARRRR!" screamed Brambleclaw.

Sandstorm slapped a paw over his mouth. "Tha...that doesn't rhyme...does it?" she slurred. It was then that Jayfeather heard the THUD. Sandstorm had fallen

over, and was fast asleep, snoring loudly.

"COME ON! JOIN US! TONIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" screeched Firestar. By now the whole camp was singing! Suddenly, Jayfeather had a horrible accusing feeling. He raced to his den and sniffed the herb pile where he had put the herbs he had gathered that day. Meanwhile, it sounded like a kick line had started. Just as he had suspected.

"FIRE!"

A sticky thing attached to Jayfeather's butt that felt and smelled suspiciously like a Toasted Marshmallow. In his haste to get it off, he wiggled his behind, but no avail.

"OH YEAH. SHAKE YO BOOTY, JAYFEATHER!" yowled Leafpool. She ran into the forest, giggling madly.

Firestar was now outside, calling, "Free catmint! Gathered today! Come and get yours now!"

"FIRESTAR!" screamed Jayfeather in his rage. He ran into camp, butt now smoking.

Five Hours Later...

"YOU PUT YOUR LEFT PAW IN, YOU PUT YOUR LEFT PAW OUT, YOU PUT YOUR LEFT PAW IN, AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT..." Thunderclan had been going strong on this for about an hour. Before that, it was the Macarena, and even before that it was just random opera singing.

"HEY GUYS! I GOT MARDI GRAS BEADS!" Jayfeather yowled, speeding into camp with bead necklaces draped all over him. It was quite surprising that he could even stand, really. Someone had convinced him into taking some catmint earlier (no doubt by shoving it in his mouth.)

All the cats gave an, "ALL RIGHT!" in glee, and a chorus of, 'I'm Sexy and I Know It.' broke out. Brambleclaw was the heart of the party, and somehow gotten Monsters (and was handing them out.)The kits were bouncing and ricocheting off the trees (one of them had stolen a few bottles, and now they were ALL hyped up) and Firestar was now paying Sandstorm 100$ every time she poured a monster over him. He was soaked and giving his fur a good licking, and pretty soon there were rings around his pupils.

All of the sudden, a blonde-haired twoleg toddler stepped into camp. Squirrelflight's mouth dropped wide open, and she screamed, "OMG ITS PEEEEEETA!"

All of the cats swarmed the Twoleg child and started to lick it. He gave a gurgling giggle, and Firestar yowled, "Anything you say, Oh Great One..."

Every cat grabbed their wallets and chain purses, and a shower of money fell all over the Twoleg. "HE LIKE IT!" Brambleclaw yelled, and all the cats started sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce and touching each other's shoulders, they started to chant, "OOOOOHMMMMM"

A crown of leaves was placed on 'Peeta's ' head.

...

Greystripe woke up in Shadowclan territory, warriors around him on either side. Through a gap he could see a kit looking up wonderingly at him. "Wha...?"

"You learned how to rain!" the kit squeaked.

Oh. Right. Dovewing and the grenade. He must've fallen from the sky.

"FIRE!"

The Shadowclan warriors pulled out paintball guns, and Greystripe ducked as he was hit with a cascade of paintballs.

"Where'd you guys get those?"

"You guys. Don't you remember leaving them in your trash dump?"

"Oh, yeah..."

...

It was 12:00, but Thunderclan was still going! But Brambleclaw took a break to watch some Elmo's world. Just as he had turned on the T.V, Leafpool appeared in full suit...pink camo shirt, green pants, army helmet, bullet-proof glasses, and her trusty marshmallow gun at her side. "Operation:Shadowclan begins now!" she growled, and she treaded into the forest.

"Wait for me!" Brambleclaw called, and he shot off to his dressing room to change.

SOOO DID YOU LIKE IT? Hope so! Please R&R, and don't forget about those plushies!