It was a warm and sunny Summer evening in a faraway town in the great white north, the sun still being high in the sky somewhat and Trixie was on stage getting ready to start her first magic trick for the audience backstage. She had a big wooden box up on stage big enough to fit a full-sized Mare inside of it, A decent sized table which had enough space to display her fancy magic tricks whatever they are and finally her inventory or epic magic tricks that she learned from other magicians that she studied over the years. She was hoping tonight she would really wow the crowd this time with her seemingly odd way of entertaining others in her shows.
Sitting backstage she donned her fancy cape and hat waiting for the stage to open. Shortly after she finished that task the show curtain finally opened. Walking out on to stage in her usual proud and overconfident way she started with her usual fireworks display she then yells out to the crowd, I introduce to you the all great and all-powerful Trixie letting her name drag out for dramatic effect. Now which one of you wants to see some seriously awesome shit, oh who am I kidding you all want to don't you? Now for my first trick Trixie said as she took off her magician's hat revealing her long flowing silver and white mane.
Are you sure you are all ready for this Trixie said yelling out to the crowd it will be pretty big. Yes I am sure now will you just get to the magic tricks already a pony yelled out from the fairly large-sized crowd. Oh alrighty then Trixie said her horn lighting up in a bluish hue as her horn was lit up she pointed it at her hat which then also glowed in bluish hue as her horn did this lasted for only a few seconds. Reaching into the hat Trixie pulled out a small white rabbit that looked much like Fluttershys pet Angel holding him by just the ears with one of her hooves. Suddenly another pony called out from the crowd boo you suck a unicorn filly can pull of magic tricks better than that. Oh trust me the great and powerful Trixie did not get her name for nothing I can tell you all that I am not finished just yet. Just watch as Trixie changes this animal from a harmless pathetic rabbit into a brave ferocious tiger for all of you to see. Her horn lighting up in a bluish hue once again she aimed her magic on the rabbit she was holding its ears in one of her hooves.
Soon as the rabbit was completely engulfed in the bluish hue however something terribly wrong started to happen, Instead of turning into a tiger the rabbits eyes grew larger and larger its eyes bulging out of its little skull. At first the rabbit grew larger and larger til it was the size of an average sized dog, next it started to squirm violently starting to make it difficult for her to hold the rabbit as its body kept on expanding and swelling larger and larger at a rapid pace until it swelled out to at least triple its normal size. Suddenly the rabbit exploded in a shower of blood, brain and bone fragments raining all over the crowd leaving Trixie splattered all over from head to toe with blood and meat chunks from the dead bunny. Trixie just coming to the realization that her trick went horribly wrong screamed FOR FUCKS SAKES.
The crowd a few seconds later gasped in horror from shock one pony in the crowd started crying in panic ewwww this is so gross get it off of me completely freaking out trying to wipe the bunny chunks off of her face. Another pony in the crowd with a cyan coat and a yellow mane yelled out from the crowd is this is a sick joke what the hell is wrong with you. Trixie rolling her eyes called out to the crowd like you have never had a magic trick go wrong she yelled at the crowd angrily. Okay then if you all think you are such great magicians how about you come up on stage and show Trixie that you are better I challenge you or are you too much of a coward for the great and powerful almighty Trixie.
A pony with a green coat and an orange mane piped up from the audience and said I will show ye some magic lass, ya don't scare me none. Okay then Trixie said with a smug grin I want you to be a part of this next trick it is pretty kick ass and shit, ok it…. Is…. Kick… ass. Aye okay fer Celestias sake lass just do yer worst said the green pony. Okay first I am going to make you disappear after you step into this box here, after I cast a spell on it again you shall reappear and it will be awesome and all the ponies will be like wow that Trixie is the most kick ass magician in all of Equestria Trixie said. Okay whatever you say you crazy lass,
Trixie opened the box then the green pony stepped into the box and Trixie shut it afterwards. Trixie calling out to the crowd then yelled okay every pony I am going to make this pony disappear and reappear in front of your very eyes you have to watch it is the most epic trick you will ever see. Lighting up her horn in a bluish aura she aimed her spell at the wooden box causing the thing to glow in the same color in her magic, but something horrible started to go wrong all of a sudden the box started to smoke then it bursted into flames. The crowd ooing and aahing mistakenly took this error as a part of the show and not as a show about to go disastrously wrong. Then the box exploded in a mushroom cloud of fire setting everything on the stage on fire including the curtains and one unfortunate Trixie, this caused the crowd to stampede all over the place panicking and screaming in fear. A few of the ponies screamed FIRE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
All of a sudden the green pony ran around the stage engulfed in flames and screamed out loud by Celestias guard I haven't felt this hot ever since that affair with one of Canterlots elite which he then jumped off of the stage and landed on a couple of ponies increasing the panic in the crowd even further. Trixie who's cape and hat was on fire jumped up and down flailing her legs about screamed FUCK and jumped off the stage and proceeded to bolt towards the woods for safety. Trixie ripping off her burning hat and cape screamed louder than ever before FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK, FUUUUCKKK before disappearing into the woods leaving behind pure chaos and the worst show she ever made in her history as a magician.