That morning while everyone was in a meeting room...
Master Hand:"Crazy hand, what might you have to say about this?"
Crazy Hand:"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!I SAY IT LOUD AND POUD!"
Master Hand:"Its proud...idiot...however, throwing Crap at the murderer might work...hmm...no, we need more power and less idiots in this Mansion...(sigh)"
Link was on his fourth glass of wine, when he stood up drunkingly to say something, but fell to the floor before doing so.
Master Hand:"A perfect example of an idiot..."
# Capt. Falcon's chair is empty
Master Hand:"ugh..."
Crazy Hand:"MaybehehasthediarrheasYAGODYAGODYAGODYAGOD!!!"
Samus:"Yeah...he always drinks oil or whatever it is out of his racer thingy instead of normal water...I remember, one time he was coughing this black stuff up while running around like a retard..."
Link:"Oh...jus befare...da...dada...da wine! Yeh das dit! Actuallie...me no know what dit means?gah!"
Link runs to drink oil with Capt.Falcon in the garage but he stumbles over and his chest lands on a sharp knife, balanced upwards
Link:"Whooooaaaaaaaa...now I see Red!"
Luigi:"Link is-a bleeding on the floor-a!"
Link lays there, barely feeling any pain as he slowly died off from blood loss.
Link:"Wow...it getting dark...uuhhhh..."
Zelda:"No!!Link!!"
Zelda rushes over to pull the knife out of Link, but when she did, she noticed the knife struck his heart directly in his chest, and just like that, he died.
Luigi:"Poor Link. If-a only he stopped drinking-a bad wine-a, the-a fool..."
Master Hand inspects the knife Zelda gave him, which was covered in blood. He saw the initials M.M. Printed on them threw the blood.
Master Hand:"My dear friends...I think I found a clue...the murderers first and last name starts with M."
Luigi:"Hmmm...that's-a interesting...we just have to find out who..no one here matches those initials..hmmm...the murderer-a must have set this-a up incase someone fell, or stepped on it-a to atleast inflict pain...how-a cruel!"
-Meanwhile in his garage after drinking oil-
# Capt.Falcon is reading a note
Dear Idiot,
I have noticed you are the dumbest out of the smashers,but if you have any strength at all,defeat me in a battle to proof it,Come on top of the smash mansion's roof at noon,and if you prove yourself worthy,youll be my servant,if you chicken out and dont come,or lose,youll die while you lose o,and if you chicken out,then ill hunt you down!Mwhahaha!
Sincerly,someone better than you.
Capt.Falcon:"Why that punk!!He'll show me his moves!Then he will taste mine!Ahahah!"
As usual Capt.Falcon was clueless that this was the murderer and not another smasher who didnt like him.He sat there untill Noon an hour later,then jacked a ladder from the now dead mr.game and watches room.
Capt.Falcon fell atleast 10 times down the latter before finally going to the top, his brain cells severly damaged from the repeated injestion of oil...the idiot he was..
Capt.Falcon:"Hello?..."
Capt.Falcon started growing nervous as one thought finally reached his head,and that was...what if he was fighting someone like Mewtwo?...yeah...he was still clueless...just getting alittle warmer...
A figure about half the size of Capt.Falcon,with his tiny foot steps,approached him untill he was 15 feet away from him.The figure has his hands on his blue cape,which surrounded his face,all except his oval-yellow eyes,and he has his sword in its hilt.Capt.Falcon finnally had the message he was the murderer,but it was to late now.He "knew" he would win,because he thought he had the best moves...which is senile and mindless ofcourse...
???:"Greetings,mr.I-raced-all-my-life-and-die-stupid...hahahahaha!"
Capt.Falcon:"...Show me your moves!"
Capt.Falcon got into his extremely stupid stance,which angered the murderer because he had to be talking to such an idiot.
???:"Your foolish...I have powers unlike the smashers you know,and they still dont know all my powers,heres a new one just for you..."
Capt.Falcon:"Falcon Kick!"
Capt.Falcon burned on fire and charged at the figure, but the figure spun around twice and a tarnado hurled itself right in Capt.Falcon's path,and he was sucked in,the tarnado was odd because he could still breathe,though he was paralyzed and could only see the tarnado he was trapped inside.
5 minutes later...Capt.Falcon remains trapped.
Capt.Falcon:"Argh!"
???:"Now heres my combo for you now that you are slowly gaining damage...only powerful AND intelligent people could escape the tarnado,now feel my wrath!"
The murderer goes at his top speed,his sword out,he goes into his own tarnado,not damaging himself,and moves in a circle in the tarnado,as capt.falcon sees the blue blur,it comes directly at him,before he even thought of something,he noticed...his left arm was missing,with blood going around the tarnado.The blur went beside him and sliced his left arm off!At this point,the tarnado stopped and capt.falcon fell next to...his arm?
Capt.Falcon:"Oh god!You...you...Falcon punch!"
Capt.Falcon uses his flaming right arm,the murderer was right there,but when punched,he hit nothing,and felt something behind him,next thing he knew he was dealt 8 stabs done within five seconds,the holes pouring out the blood,Capt.Falcon fell and died,while the pool of blood around him expanded...
???:"ill leave his body here so they will find out...and tonight should be fun mwhahah!"
The murderer flew off,leaving the smashers to soon panic over a severly bloody and damaged, yet uncared for body...
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The Dead List:
Yoshi Donkey Kong Mr.game and Watch Ice Climbers Capt.Falcon Link
Master Dylan:"Yay Luigi! You were given lines to show you aren't just Mario's Shadow! Go Green!"
Luigi:"Yay! Im loved! I was given lines omg!
Master Dylan:"Hey Luigi...whatever happened to your accent??"
Luigi:"Oh...hehe...its-a me Luigi!"
Master Dylan:"That's better."
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