Author's note: Noping into the sun.
Ben 10's Hottest Summer Ever
Chapter 4: Lucky that I have a smokin' body
The trio of sexy incestual dipshits finally made it to one of their destinations, which was Las Vegas. Grandpa Max was a gambling addict as well as an alcoholic pedophile with a giant boner for both his grand kids, so it came as no surprise. Gwen just wanted to whore around and suck every cock she came within a five foot radius of, also no surprise. Because that's what women are like. Naturally. AS THE LORD INTENDED. No really.
But along they way, they encountered a familiar group of idiots who desired to make their fun trip suck monkey balls.
"Oh shit, are those the fucking Forever Knights? I hate those guys even more than Vilgax!" Ben shouted aggressively when he saw them in their stupid fail LARP medieval costumes.
"Ben Tennyson!" shouted one of them. "Surrender your Omnitrix! And don't even think about changing into one of your nasty aliens or we'll fucking kill you."
"Lawl, nope." Ben smashed the Omnidix into his face and exploded and came back together to form the kewlest alien to ever exist.
FU-FU-FUH-FUH-FEEEEDBAAAACK.
"Oh hell naw, did I just unlock a brand new Gary-Stu up in this bitch?" Ben squealed. He beat the everloving fuck out of the halpless Forever Nerds. "Alien X can go suck it. Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to have that shit yet. LAWL!"
Feedback used his puke powers to throw up inside his mouth and then shoot it out of the tentacle dicks on his head. Because that is is power. Chewed up beef and beans came splurting out and covered the thoroughly trounced Forever Knights Who Say Ni, adding to their current humiliation quite nicely. They started crying like the little bitches they are while demanding shrubberies as a means to cope with their pain.
"Y'all got served," gloated Ben as he dusted off his ugly hands. He skipped off merrily until he got lost in a random forest. "Aw, fuck. This place sucks. The only thing that would be good now is if somebody mysteriously appeared for me to get semen all over during a proper good dickin'."
And then Kai Green showed up, wearing nothing but a bikini top but no bottom.
Ben's mouth dropped open and a torrential flood of drool saliva came out. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW YEAH I LOVE DIS FIC!"
But then her dad-uncle-person showed up too.
"Aw, fuck me," Ben groaned.
Magister Disaster Green's eyes lit up.
"Whoa, whoa, dude. I didn't mean it like that!" Ben yelled while waving his arms at the waggling brows and flopping tongue of the creepy Indian guy who wasn't the cool one from Poltergeist II. "I only like things with vaginas."
"How do you know I don't have one?" Mr. Green questioned to him philosophically.
"Uh, gender binary much?" Ben wrinkled his nose in disgust. Non-conformists. So droll.
Mr. Green lifted his pink sequined skirt and a blinding light exploded outward, blinding Ben with its blinding blindingness.
"AUUUUGH! I'M BLIND IN MY EYES WHICH CANNOT SEE REFLECTED LIGHT FROM MY RETINAS!"
"I'm not Old Gregg, but I'm pretty damn close," Mr. Green cried out while grinning madly.
"YOUR MUSTACHE IS DRAWN ON! I SAW IT BRIEFLY BEFORE YOU BLINDED ME WITH FURIOUS LIGHT FROM YOUR NETHER REGIONS!" Ben yelled, his eyes still covered.
"It's true," Kai confirmed, rubbing her perky buds out of boredom. And a constant horniness the likes of which few had lived through. "He's weird like that."
"That was the radiant light emanating from my MANGINA!" cried Mr. Green. "Now, motherlicker, give me your nubile bod!"
"No! No homo!" Ben screamed. He quivered as fetid old man breath hit the side of his youthful face. "Oh my g-g-god!"
"You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?" whispered Mr. Green raspily, his hot flesh pressed tightly against Ben's. "Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?"
Ben hitched a terrified sob in his throat.
"What do you think of me?" cooed Mr. Green.
Kai just rolled her eyes. With all this screwing around, she wasn't going to get screwed in this chapter. Fuck.
MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE RAPEFUCKET.
I mean the Rustbucket.
(No I don't)
Gwen was sliding her butt around on the carpet. "GOD DAMN IT, WHERE IS BEN? I NEED DICK." She cursed her hot cousin for never being around when she needed him. To impregnate her. With semen. 10 year old boy semen.
AAAAAH THERE'S 15 CHAPTERS OF THIS!
Back to Ben's dilemma.
"I just wanna know what to do bcuz I need yo love," Mr. Green whispered in Ben's ear.
"I gotta go fight Vilgax or something," Ben squealed, shoving the wanton offender off his person before dusting himself off and running the fuck away. "VILGAX, WHERE ARE YOU? I'M SORRY I REJECTED YOU, I LOVE YOU! COME BACK AND SAVE ME FROM THE OTHER RAPIST! HE WASN'T AS COOL AS YOU!"
Ben reached a clearing and panted with his hands resting on his knees.
"Damn. I would have fucked Kai against a tree but then that shit happens. It's like I'm being cock-blocked by a bad parody of a bunch of shitty rape-molestation fics involving children because it's against the rules of a website to post that content in the first place so I can never be shown having revoltingly bad sexual scenes with everybody! I'm 10 years old by the way." Ben winked at camera and have a thumbs up. "Wait, why do I keep doing that?"
God damn it, Ben.