In no way to i own... you know the rest.

I got home about thirty minutes later, dropped the groceries in the kitchen for Amber to put up. We have a deal whoever doesn't buy puts the groceries up. I left the house again and headed for the airport. I had made it there just in time to greet Jeff as he was walking out the gate. But before he could get within two feet of me a little boy that seemed to be ten years old went up to Jeff and asked for autograph. Of course Jeff gave it to him and then he continued to me.

"Is it always like this when you get off a plane?" I asked

"Oh it's been a hell of a lot worse than that." He laughed.

"Mkay, well lets get your bags and we can get home and I can cook."

"Good, I'm starving!"

We got the luggage and loaded it into the Jeep and headed home. It took less time to get home because I was driving. I tend to do at least twenty over the speed limit in VA Beach.

"Wow you live right on the beach."

"Yea, it was a graduation gift from my dad and uncle for me and Amber."

"That's a nice gift."

"We are very spoiled, wait I mean we were spoiled. It stopped with the house."

"That would have been enough for me."

"Oh it was I was flabbergasted. But I think it was a way of them telling us to get the hell out." I laughed.

We walked up to the house. And stopped.

"I'm forewarning you that Ambers boyfriend is usually a bump on a log and that log happens to be our couch. So if he starts acting an ass ignore him."

"Okay."

We walked in the house.

"IM HOME" I yelled. There was no response. Just a thump from upstairs. Jeff and I both made the same 'oh we know what they are doing' face and started to laugh. I decided to start dinner. Jeff sat in the big recliner and started to watch tv and fell asleep. An hour later, dinner was ready. I had made chicken fried chicken, homemade mashed potatoes, and macaroni and cheese. I went upstairs and told amber dinner was ready. Her and Josh came down and saw Jeff still sleeping. Amber came up to me and whispered.

"Is his brother here?" She was grinning and hoping he was.

"Nope, sorry. Besides you've got Josh."

"So. What's your point?" I gave her a look and walked to the recliner. I thought of the best way to wake him up. I giggled to myself, bent down near his face, and licked him. If it worked the first time, it ought to this time. And sure enough it did, but this time he didn't kiss me. But then again I didn't lick him the same way I had the night before.

"Get up sleepy. Dinner's ready."

"Smells good."

"Thanks." We all sat down to eat

"So Jeff, what's it like?" Amber asked.

"What's what like?"

"Being the brother of the hottest man on earth." Jeff almost choked on his food and started to laugh. Josh just glared at Amber.

"Amber! You are so rude." I interrupted.

"What?! It's just a question. Geez."

"No it's okay Ash. But Amber I'm the hot one, not Matt." Jeff claimed while pointing at himself.

"I beg to differ! Matt is sexy as all get out!" We all laughed, except Josh at how serious she was when she had said that. Her cheeks started to turn a light red.

"Oh is my cousin embarrassed?" I teased.

"Shut up. I can embarrass you I you'd like." She scowled. I thought to myself of what she could have against me. Then it hit me!

"NOPE!…So who wants desert?"

Sorry i had to cut it short. I have to go get ready to go to Smackdown. And boy am I excited. I've been to WWE shows before but never got to see my faves. This time though Jeff Hardy is a for sure person that will be there. !! (My excitement) haha