Remember when I said that Dan and Joe were killed? Well one of them was, one of them wasn't, who was the one who didn't die you ask. It was the one we all actually care about, Dan.

(If you like Joe I'm sorry I just think he's a straight fag I mean sure, he's got a girl but he's just a fag.)

When Dan woke up from his "coma" he wanted revenge on the girl who tried to kill him regardless if it was the one he loved the most, his girlfriend, Runo. She betrayed him tried to kill him because Joe said a stupid-ass thing. He had every right to be dead Dan didn't. So as he went back to the woods where Runo and his crew were. But before that he left a note telling whoever was curious about to where he went that he was never dead.

At the campsite Shun was yelling at Runo,

Shun: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Y-Y-YOU KILLED DAN!!

Runo: HEY EMO DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME LIKE THAT OR I'LL DO YOU LIKE I DID DAN AND JOE!!

Meanwhile while they were arguing like a couple of dumbasses, Chan pulled out her portable TV and watched the news.

Reporter: This just in the body of Daniel Kuso is missing! She said.

At this Chan looked over and called everyone over to the TV.

Chan: You guys might want to check this out.

So they all looked at the TV.

Reporter: Once again I repeat the body of Daniel Kuso is missing. Wait a second there's a note here; it says he's going to the woods. So if you see him watch out he might be violent. That's the end of the 6:45 news.

They all looked dumbfounded except Runo she wanted to apologize for what she did even though she could possibly get killed in the process.

Julie: Runo why don't you look scared? You're the want that tried to kill him and he might be coming for you!

Runo: I know that but I have to try to apologize to him, the right way.

Before she left they all heard a voice from behind them.

Dan: The right way huh, well I'm right here why don't you apologize now.

Marucho: (Runs over to Shun) He's going to kill us, hold me Shun.

Shun: AAH! Get the fuck off me!



Dan: Don't worry about it Marucho I'm not going to kill any of you. I'll just hurt Runo really badly then I'll be done. He said in his mind.

Runo: Dan, is that really you?

Dan: No one else, baby.

Runo: I will apologize to you, but, can we be alone?

Dan: This is perfect. I'll find something to stab her with and then I can fake like someone other than me did it. He once again said in his mind

Runo & Dan: Will you guys excuse us?

Then they turned away blushing. But somehow, Dan was faking it and on the way he randomly found a knife.

Runo stopped in a place where no one would find them because the way she was going to apologize to him, they wouldn't have wanted to see it anyway.

Runo: Dan, I brought us out here so I could apologize to you the right way.

Dan: What's the right way? Said Dan, knife ready

Runo: This.

She threw him to the ground and Dan's knife flew about 5 inches away. After that she got on top of him and started to kiss him gently.

Dan: Runo. He said under his breath

Dan couldn't help himself but to kiss her back. They were passionately making out. To make him calm down even more, she challenged him with a French kiss Dan was reaching for the knife but when he noticed her French kissing him he forgot all about the knife and started French kissing her back this went on for about 30 min while at the campsite…

Marucho: Where are Dan and Runo? I'm starting to get worried about them.

Julie: Me too. Wait, maybe Dan lied to us about not killing anyone and decided to kill her because she tried to kill him.

Shun: You're overreacting; he said he wouldn't kill anyone and you know he still loves her. Knowing Dan and Runo they're probably making out somewhere.

But little did he know he was completely right.

Meanwhile Dan and Runo were still at the spot making out until Dan broke the kiss.



Dan: Runo, we've been going out for about a week now and I'm starting to like you even more.

Runo: Is that so? She said in the most seductive voice possible.

Dan: Yeah, but before we do this some more, I have one question for you.

Runo: Yeah? What is it?

Dan: Why did you try to kill me?

Runo seemed extremely worried when he asked her that. She thought she took that off of his mind. Even so, she knew she was going to have to make up a lot of excuses. So she started.

Dan: Huh, I can't hear you. Why did you try to kill me!?

Runo: Dan, you mean a lot to me and I--

Dan cut her off.

Dan: If I mean so fucking much to you, why the fuck did you try to kill me!!

Runo: Dan, I-I-I get mad someti--

Dan cut her off again.

Dan: That's no fucking reason to try to fucking kill me. Runo, th-that's some of the stupidest shit I ever seen, I know you're smarter than that. Runo, I loved you and I still do, but you betrayed me, tried to kill me. That hurts; believe me Joe has every right to be dead right now but I didn't. He messed with you I told him to run and you came after me. I think there's a reason why I'm still here and Joe's not.

(By this time you probably think Dan's not gonna stab her.)

Runo: Fuck this, I told you I was sorry.

Dan: I don't give a fuck.

Runo got an idea that was sure to get the whole killing business out of his system.

Runo: I'm just going to give you your revenge right here and now. She said once again, In a very seductive voice.

Dan: (dumbfounded) What are you talking about?

Runo: You'll see.

Runo starts to take his clothes off so that the only thing showing was a pair of giant boxers that said "I GOT A BIG ASS NUTSACK"

Runo looked at him like he was crazy.



Dan: Like my boxers?

Runo didn't answer. So she just started taking her clothes off with Dan checking her whole body out. She took off her clothes to leave a blue and light blue bra and the same colored panties.

Dan: Wow! You look super sexy in that.

Runo: Thanks. Now let's get this over with.

So Runo lies on top of Dan and starts French kissing him. Dan really likes this so he starts French kissing her back this went on for about 40 minutes but buy the 15 min. mark they were just licking each others tongue. By this time Dan was super hard, he wanted to fuck her so bad but he couldn't because he knew they were too young.

In 40 minutes Runo broke the kiss and said

Runo: Dan, we should get back to the campsite they're all probably worried sick about us.

Dan got the knife back in his hand so to get his real revenge he said

Dan: Why don't you come back over here so we can make out for 10 more seconds.

So Runo walked over and started kissing him but 5 seconds in Dan stabbed her right in the stomach.

Find out what happens in the next chapter.