Kick-Ass: Revenge of MF

Chapter 4

"Get in little girl," Jake says grinning away. He opens his white vans sliding doors and ushers her in. Mindy chuckles and goes in and sets herself in a seat. He closes the door and gets in front. Mindy lifts up her shirt to expose her stomach. She's strapped some knives to herself. Time to die asshole. Jake does his seatbelt up, but before he can kick the car into life Mindy slits his throat, spraying the front window in a glorious red.

"Well then, that sorted that," Mindy casually hops out and walks away.

Night Bitch and Kick-Ass hide behind the dumpster just in front of the main entrance to the warehouse Katie's being held captive in. There's surprisingly no guards up front.

"That's weird," Kick-Ass says. "There's no goons,"

"Maybe this guys a cheap scape," Night Bitch replies. Kick-Ass laughs uncertainly.

"Let's go and see if there's a back way in," they both move from the dumpster and go round the side of the warehouse. The place looks like it hasn't been touched for years. It's starting to get rust patches all around. Dave notices a ramp leading to a door.

"This way," he rushes over and flings it open carelessly. That's when the real fun begins.

"Wake up,"

"I don't wanna,"

"Wake up,"

"Just give me a few more minutes,"

"Wake up now! God dammit!"

"Ok! Jeez!" Chris wakes up in the hospital to a rather ugly man leaning over his bed. "Fuck! Eddie you don't need to get that close!" he complains.

"Just checkin' if you was breathing, nice to see you too," Eddie sits back down.

"You look as crap as ever," Chris whines. "What are you doing here?" Eddie shrugs.

"Fuck knows. Maybe it has something to do with no one else wanting to look after your sorry ass,"

"Huh?"

"That's right. I'm it. I'm your new guardian...yippee," he yawns. Chris rolls his eyes.

"How pathetic," he sighs. Eddie raises an eyebrow.

"I can leave you here and you can get carted off to one of those mental places,"

"You mean orphanage. Fucking retard,"

"Oh whatever you little twat,"

"Kick-Ass! She's in here!" comes the voice from the phone. Creepy but yet mysterious. "Come save your little whoore!" Kick-Ass and Night Bitch hide behind some boxes left in the corridor. the place is pitch black.

"Well...this isn't looking like the villains lair at all," Night Bitch chuckles.

"That's not even funny," Kick-Ass moves further up the corridor, his back hunched so he looks smaller in the shadows. Night Bitch follows him. The two get to a large open space with objects strewn everywhere. There's old bins, can's, chairs and more.

"Yuhoo! Up here!" they look up to see Katie tied to a chair on an upper level. The man next to her wears a mask. He's also holding a revolver to her head.

"Seriously?" Katie looks up at the guy with the mask. "Is that your best introductory phrase?" the man looks at her.

"Well...yeah," he says. She grins. "Look! I was pressed for time!" he yells sticking the gun harder into her temple. "So! Kick-Ass! What ya gunna do when I spill your sluts blood all over you?!" Katie bursts out in laughter.

"That doesn't even rhyme," she speaks.

"HENCHMEN ASSEMBLE!" the guy with the mask yells. Lots of other men in masks circle Night Bitch and Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass pulls out his batons.

"That catchphrase is waaaaaaaaay over used," Night Bitch clenches her fists. Suddenly, a roar of an engine can be heard. Everyone looks at one another.

"Hold on...what's that?" the guy in the mask asks. Kick-Ass and Night Bitch shrug. "Did one of you assholes order pizza again" the henchmen shake their heads. "What the fu..." the guy with the mask is cut off when a blade goes through his chest. It's yanked out and blood spurts everywhere. He falls to the floor revealing one very purple Hit Girl.

"Villain my ass," she mutters. She casts a look at Katie whose mouth couldn't be any further open. "It's ok, my daddy taught me," Hit Girl smiles. She jumps off of the platform to where Kick-Ass and Night Bitch stand.

"Hit Girl! Your back?" Kick-Ass jumps for joy.

"You were in trouble...and you really need to stop updating your tumblr with where your going, it's really fucking retarded," she says. "Game on motherfuckers!"

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