Life 4

How They Came to be the Akatsuki

"So how did you join the Akatsuki?"

Everyone gasped. "You want to join the Akatsuki?" Kisame fainted. Sasori paled. Itachi's eyes widened. Deidara's face turned all red. Zetsu turned into a sickly green color. Kakuzu clutched his heart. Hidan threw up a ton of blood and was having some time with the trash time. Tobi kept on yelling some random words.

"Of course I don't! I just want to know how you joined!"

"Well, we don't want to tell you. Yeah"

"Tell me!"

"No one wants to tell you, Sakura."

"But Ita…"

"No one wants to remember."

"Aw" Sakura put on her best puppy eyes. "That doesn't work on us." She made them even wider and her lip started to quiver slightly. Itachi covered his eyes. "Ah! The power of the puppy eyes is too strong. It's pulling me away. Help me, Kisame!"

Kisame was still unconscious. So Kakuzu said, "Give me a hundred bucks and I will."

"Ok, fine, just HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kakuzu put a blindfold on him and pulled Itachi away. Then he started screaming at his ear, "YOU WILL NOT FALL BY THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF THE DARKNESS WITHIN THIS GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE GOOD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! BE STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sakura was all like, "Evil? I thought you were the bad guys and I'm the innocent little girl was kidnapped by an evil organization who wants to rule the world."

"Yeah, we want to do that, but this is our free time. When the Leader tells us to do something, we do it seriously. When the Leader tells Itachi to kill you, he'll immediately do exactly what he says."

Sakura started whining. "You're lying, Zetsu! Would you eat a poor innocent little girl like me?"

Zetsu started smiling, "Totally"

"Omg! You are an evil organization!"

"You just noticed that right now?"

"Yes"

Hidan went in front of her. "Fine! You want to know how? There's three stages. Torture. Battle. And Kill. Now you know, now shut up about it!"

Sakura blinked. "Wow. It was totally how I imagined."

"Technically no."

"It's not what you actually expect it to be."

"Tell me, tell me! You're making me so interested."

Tobi being the stupid one told her how they joined the Akatsuki. "Well, Orochimaru had to look at Jaraiya being nude for a whole week straight. Kisame had to eat anything related to shark, especially shark fin. Sasori had to watch 72 hours of reruns on the Muppet Show. Zetsu was sprayed with weed killer. Hidan had to listen to his so-called god, Jasshin saying that he was unworthy for the religion. Kakuzu faced a bank accountant that said that he lost all of his money, also his tentacles was made into a spider web. There was a gigantic spider who almost ate Kakuzu up. Itachi…"

"I have no fears."

"Really?"

"No, actually…mphgh!" Itachi had covered Tobi's mouth with duct tape.

"I'll finish it! Yeah. He was told he was ugly. Yeah. You should have seen him! He was in a dark corner crying quietly. Yeah. That was so priceless. Yeah. I still have the tape. Yeah. I could show you sometime. Yeah. Mwhahahahaha! You can't get me!"

Deidara had locked himself into a steel cage and closed his eyes. Itachi was all trying to find a way inside. Sakura was all like O.o

She took off the duct tape and asked Tobi. "What about Deidara?"

Now Deidara was desperately trying to get out of the cage and attempting to avoid Itachi which was hard since Itachi was fast. "No! For crying out loud, don't tell her. If you tell her, I'll make sure to rip you up into tiny little pieces. I'll strangle you so hard that you will never breathe ever again."

Then Deidara went down on his knees and started crying for real. "Don't you respect me? I thought you did. Please don't! I'll do anything for you. I'll give you candy! How about I act as your servant? Please!"

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! Please, I can do anything you…NO SERIOUSLY, COME HERE AND I WILL MAKE SURE…Oh god, do not…I WILL HANG YOUR HEAD ON…" (Starts crying)

Even Itachi stopped to look at this weird display. Mood changes are so…..weird. Sakura turned her head back to Tobi. "Before I was just interested and now I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET THIS INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tobi ran away when Sakura let go of him. Sakura started chasing him. Deidara finally got himself out and started chasing Tobi. Itachi changed his mind again and was set on going after Deidara. Tobi didn't know where to go so he went to Zetsu. He did that because his hero was Zetsu. Zetsu started running away too. Kisame, Sasori, Hidan, and Kakuzu was all watching this.

Kisame asked, "Want popcorn?"

"Sure, just give me one bag." Sasori's eyes was still set on the chase.

"Just give a glass of blood."

"Nah! If you could find that bowl of rats' hearts, I'd be fine."

The four of them were still looking at the chase.

The Chase

"TELL ME TOBI!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST CUTEST AKATSUKI MEMBER!!!!!!! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! No, wait! YOU ARE THE CUTEST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!!"

"IF YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"COME BACK HERE DEIDARA!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"STOP CHASING ME TOBI!!!!!!!!!!"

Tobi finally stopped and turned to them. While Zetsu ran all the way to his safe room. Tobi calmly told them, "Deidara can tell you on his own Sakura."

"Aw! He will never tell me! Itachi!"

Itachi was just about to stab Deidara when Sakura turned her evil eyes to him. Itachi started running for his life. Deidara slowly walked into his room. He collapsed onto the bed. He looked at the clock. It read exactly 11:00.

"It's almost time for lunch…..yeah………"

Lclsurfer: I'm writing this while downloading Naruto Shipuuden episode 11. Damn! BitTorrent is so slow! It's already an hour and it's barely half done. Well, no choice! Youtube is deleting them all and Dailymotion is also slow. KunaiNaruto has extremely low quality. No choice but to download it. Ah! I'm so lazy.