Discord
Dearest Queen Chrysalis, if that's even your name!
Everypony knows Discord is the king of games!
I made the elements flip; I turned Equestria upside down!
All you did was impersonate and fail to take the crown!
Discord just beat you; you got reprimanded.
It's you who's the fake…no pun intended.
Queen Chrysalis
Your arrogance and bad rhymes amuse me.
I'm a bigger threat than you to Equestria you see!
I'm not dead; my fate is unknown.
Last time I checked Twilight turned your ass to stone!
Yes, she defeated me, but who imprisoned Celestia, who did?
That's right! Me! I got farther than you did!
Discord
But that's the point, hon, is it a brain you need me to loan?
I'm so powerful they have to turn me to stone!
Look at you! No pony can beat me!
Do what you do best and turn into a better MC!
And is it hard to live with that ugliness you carry?
You were a different person and you still couldn't get married!
Queen Chrysalis
Very funny. Laugh when I take over Equestria!
I have a higher rank than Princess Celestia!
No one apposes me! That's right, I'M THE QUEEN!
You're a chicken, a goat and everything in between!
I have the changelings to back me up and I'll make you sorry.
Ya gonna beat me? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
WHO WON?
NEXT UP: DERPY WHOOVES VS CHEERILEE!