Lion king naruto musical!!!!!!
A/N: hay! I was bord and the other day me, my little cuz, and my other cousin (who is a BIG Naruto fan) were watching Lion King 1,2 and ½ and to me the lion kings remind me of naruto (don't ask) so I decide to do this. It's not gowning to have a story line, just them signing (and complaining) but I CAN tell you its gowning to get RANDOM. So with out fartherado mew Rika(Kari) proudly presents LION KING NARUTO MUSICAL!!!!!!
Oh, and NOTHING NOTHING, NOT LION KING, NOT NARUTO, NOT ANY OF THE SONGS BELONG TO ME.
OROCHIMARU:
I never thought hyenas essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain
OROCHIMARU:
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
OROCHIMARU:
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
OROCHIMARU:
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer
KABUTO:
And where do we feature?
OROCHIMARU:
Just listen to teacher
OROCHIMARU:
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
SOUND NINJA:
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
OROCHIMARU:
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
SOUND NIN:
(Oooh!)
OROCHIMARU:
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
SOUND NIN:
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
OROCIMARU:
Meticulous planning
SOUND NIN:
(We'll have food!)
OROCIMARU:
Tenacity spanning
SOUND NIN:
(Lots of food)
OROCHIMARU:
Decades of denial
SOUND NIN:
(We repeat)
OROCHIMARU:
Is simply why I'll
SOUND NIN:
(Endless meat)
OROCHIMARU:
Be king undisputed
SOUND NIN:
(Aaaaaaah...)
OROCHIMARU:
Respected, saluted
SOUND NIN:
(...aaaaaaah...)
OROCHIMARU:
And seen for the wonder I am
SOUND NIN:
(...aaaaaaah!)
OROCHIMARU:
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
SOUND NIN:
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
OROCHIMARU:
Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
- Be prepared!
WELL, THAT WAS................................SOMETHING..................HE,HE,HE,HE,..............................NEXT TIME HAKUNA MATATA. RXR. LOL.
