Nami POV:

YESSSSSSYESYESYESYESSSSSSSSS! That had been going on repeatedly inside her head ever since that dare. Oh, that and the fact Robin almost didn't care was enough to make her believe Luffy was as good as hers. Turning towards her "lover", she said in a sultry voice, "So...Luffy. Wanna show me your bed?"

"NANI? Uhh ... you know where it is. "

She face-palmed. Baka. I'm trying to set the scene here.

"Fine" She huffed. "Let's go!" And then she all but dragged him there.

On the way, the same mantra also repeated in Luffy's head- except for different verses. His went more along the line of I'm so screwed Im so screwed I'm so damn screwed Oh my god... and it would repeat over and over and over.

They reached the bedroom too fast. Luffy didn't want this, he didn't choose this, not anyofthisNO!

"Come, Luffy~"She purred. Undressing him, Nami felt her cheeks flush at the sight of his manhood.

"OOhh Luffy... I can't hold back... please, make me feel better."

Luffy, being simple minded as heck, saaw a flushed nami, and thought she was sick again.

"Anything to make my nakama feel better," he said, quite forgetting the fact that he was naked in a bedroom.

"Is that so, Luffy? Do what you did to Robin on me~"

"Huhh? But...Robin said that I shouldn't do it to another girl... but if it makees you feel better, then... I guess."

A stab of guilt went through Nami, but she brushed it aside. "Oh,, Luffy, do it now. PLEASE"

"OH MY GOD LUFFY YES"

And a sulking Sanji had to endure that for minutes, as the crew had taken his earplugs.

No one noticed that no noise came from Luffy- in fact, he didn't seem to enjoy any of it.

Finally, he realized that 7 minutes ended soon and he called quits. "Nammi! We're done now!We can go!"

Nami looked up from where she lay, accross his chest. "What? But you stayed in here so long with Robin- why would you want to leave now?"

Luffy frowned. "Maybe because you were complaining about this the whole way here? And besides, I'm sorry, Nami, I'm already with Robin forever and ever."

"That can change, though!"

"no- Nami, I really am sorry."

Seeing her eyes tear up, he pulled her to his chest and embraced her.

"Luffy- waht?"

"Friends hug, right? And your still my best friend- Zoro excluded :)"

"I'm sorry Luffy, for being an asshole... I guess I just wanted you to care for me. I was wrong, though..." And suddenly, something that had been lurking in her subconsciousness hit her spot on. "Um... I guess that I've never noticed that you've grown up. I became attached to the idea of you, not the real you. I've got to say, though...Robin's lucky."

"Yea, so am I"Said Luffy, warmly. Nami held him tightly, then let go. Luffy grinned, "Shishishi...Bye, Nami! I've gotta go...uhh,,, talk to Robin." He muttered the last part with fear in his eyes, paireed with extreme guilt.

"Yea, go Luffy. I've gotta talk to someone too."

And he all but ran out of the room, faster than lightning.

Robin POV:

Robin slumped into her bed, fighting against the immense desire to cry and tear Nami's face up. It was clear she did this on purpose, and she knew that her younger friend had a thing for the captain. But why? Her last relationship had gone disastrously wrong, and it was because another woman had entered the picture. She didn't want it to happen again.

A gentle knock came from her door. Assuming it was timid Chopper, she grew an arm to open the door, only to let in Zoro who started to talk, only to find himself face to face with a disconnected hand. "Dammit woman. Let me talk to your face, tch."

For when she saw that it was Zoro, her eyes almost popped out of her head and she flung herself down on her bed, pretending to be asleep.

"Robin, I know your awake. Get the hell up."

Pfft. Of course it's Zoro. Only he talks like that.

"Blehhh" She stuck out her tongue in a sudden gesture, and both of them were surprised.

"well...ok. Uhmm."

"Yes, swordsman-san?"

"What's wrong?" He almost growled the question, as if he wasn't sure how to say it.

"Fufufu~ did you come to check on me, swordsman-san~"

Zoro paled and stuttered, "D-Damn Woman... who said that I cared about anything you feel? Tch"

"I never said anything about feelings, swordsman-san."

"Well, I mean.. I- I- Dammit you're frustrating."

"I try. So... why ARE you here?" She was genuinely curious, as, up to this day, he had never shown any sign of caring, only distrust.

He took a deep breath and said, "Iknowwhatitsliketo... uhhh ."

Not understanding anything, she furrowed her brows and asked, "uhhh can you repeat that, swordsman-san?"

He stared her squarely in her eyes and said in one breath, "I know how it feels to see the person you love with someone else."

"Who said that I loved Luffy?"

"Uhm.. /you're dating?"

Ah crap. Right. Well... "I already said, I'm not upset about that stupid game. I'll have Luffy to myself every night," She said with a wink. "Why do I care?"

Zoro blushed at the thought, seeing the logic in that. "Fine. I'll be leaving, damn woman."

He turned around to find a net of arms holding him in place. "Not so fast, swordsdman-san~"

Resissting the urge to slice her soft skin apart, he groaned. Why had he said so much?

Getting an impression of what she wanted to talk about, he masked his fear and swiveled around. "What do you want now?" he snapped.

Robin grinned at him before dragging him towards her. "So... swordsman-san"

"You said you knew how it felt... You like- "

and her words stopped there as the world went red.