Good evening, Upper East Siders. Gossip girl here. Why have our entire favorite UES's decided to pick up a shovel, and dig their grave? Only the murder weapon will tell.Spotted: B letting K and I into her house. I understand an upper-class get together but why is J there? Is she surviving or servicing, but aren't the both the same for little J? D and V coming out of Grand Theatres movie theatre, what did they watch? I'm more concerned on what they did. Do I care about D and V, hell no, do I care about knocking It girl S of her high horse, well I've got the stick waiting. But it seems everyone in their own devious ways, if digging up a hole, filled with lies, lust, and needs. Dirt is getting everywhere, and sooner or later they are going to have to wash off, and go right back in the mud. But as for me, my hole's empty.
You know you love me,
Xoxo,
Gossip Girl.
Blair: (smiles) Hello, come on in.
Blair opens the door a little wider so Kati and Isabel can come in.
Kati: Were here.
Gossip Girl: As if she can't see the trail of the white diamond perfume.
Blair: And it'll all be worth it.
Blair leads them up the stairs of her mansion, and into her room. Looks like none of the Waldorf's are home.
Gossip Girl: Perfect timing. But somehow B always hits it that way.
Jenny is already sitting there waiting.
Jenny: Hi guys!
Is: (roll her eyes) Hi.
Kati: Why is she here?
Blair: She's helping us… with our little problem.
Jenny: Yes! I'm dying to know, how can I help?
Blair: You see little J, we have this test, and (sighs) our parents actually want us to do something with our lives.
Gossip Girl: Which is code for we can't throw a party and make it all go away.
Jenny: Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry…. But how can I help?
Gossip Girl: Don't look so eager, you won't be their tutor. As if they aren't gagging themselves standing in the same room as you now.
Blair: Steal the test. We need the questions to the test, so we can get the answers. You need to do this for us. This is my future, not a party you need to waitress. You do this, and I'll make sure you get in 1st class for EVERYTHING. You have the package.
Gossip Girl: Now it depends, will you deliver?
Vanessa and Dan are walking home from the movies to Dan's loft.
Dan: That was a great movie.
Vanessa: Yeah and you said "I heard I am Legend is going to suck"
Dan: I don't say "suck".
Vanessa: I know, going to the preppy, rich, would-you-like-a-Danish school, has really screwed you up.
Gossip Girl: You're wrong that hair screwed him up. And for your information, their called scones not Danishes.
Dan: It hasn't changed me what-so-ever. I'm still the same person.
Gossip Girl: Unfortunately.
Vanessa: You're dating Serena Van Der Woodsen.
Gossip Girl: Oh my god! You don't eve have the right to say her name!
Dan: What has the changed?
Gossip Girl: Uh, your social status?
Vanessa: It's that now you, your dating the 'it' girl. And you used to stare.
Dan: Dreams come true.
Vanessa: (whispers) Mines won't.
Dan: I'm sorry?
Vanessa: I said I'm really glad.
Dan: Don't worry Vanessa; you'll get a guy who is really happy to have you someday soon too.
Dan puts his arm around her shoulder and the continue walking.
Nate knocks on the door to Chuck's suite. After a few minutes of utter silence, he decides chuck isn't there, so he opens the door. It's unlocked, so he goes and lays his coat down.
Nate: CHUCK?! CHUCK?! Where the hell are you?
Nate pulls out his cell phone and calls him.
Chuck: Hey this is chuck, unless you're a lovely lady that has a appointment with me, HANG UP! (Beep)
Nate: Thanks for the lovely greeting, chuck. This is Nate; I'm at your place right now, so I'll be here. Call me later.
Gossip Girl: Let's see if you're welcomed with open arms C.
Kati, Is, and Blair are staring at Jenny.
Is: What's it going to be? We can give this opportunity to any other Jenny Humphrey like you, and pass this. Were going to benefit either way, so it just depends if you want in on the deal.
Gossip Girl: And in on the inner circle.
Jenny: (nervous) I don't know guys, I could get into a lot of trouble.
Gossip Girl: Well B could have gotten in a lot of trouble for being seen with you in the hallways, did that stop her?
Blair: I'm really trying to help YOU out.
Jenny: I don't know, I can help you guys study. I'm really smart.
Gossip Girl: Obviously not smart enough to pass up this offer.
Is: Let her go B, she's no help.
Blair: (gives Jenny a dirty look) True. Get out, Jenny.
Jenny: Blair…
Kati: she said LEAVE!
Gossip Girl: Actually K, she said get out.
Blair: Bye bye little J.
Blair turns around as to give Jenny her back.
Jenny: Wait!
Blair: (smiles and turns around) what?
Jenny: How would I get the answers anyway?
Gossip Girl: There's nothing I like more then the squeaky clean sound stopping.
Blair: (smiles at jenny) welcome to the dark side.
Gossip Girl: Don't worry, little J. You'll find it's surprisingly homey.
Serena is at the airport picking up her mom and Eric, when Bart Bass shows up also.
Serena: (nods) Bart.
Bart: (hugs Serena) It's so wonderful to see you again Serena dear.
Gossip Girl: HA! I'm sure the feeling is likewise.
Serena: Thank you. Eric, mom how was the trip?
Lily: Oh Serena it was wonderful! You should have come.
Eric: (whispers) I'll tell you all about the puke your guts out moments later. (Winks)
Serena: (laughs) looking forward to it.
Gossip girl: S you haven't been looking forward; lately you've only been looking back.
While Serena and her family, including the new Bart Bass edition are having a moment reconciling, everything seems to be falling into place in the world of Nathaniel Archibald. Especially with the arrival from his best friend, Chuck Bass.
Chuck walks in the house, walking Nate up with his loud door closing.
Nate: (wakes up shakily) Chuck, where have you been?
Chuck: I was just at, the bar. Getting a drink.
Nate: This late? Getting a drink. Are you lying to me?
Chuck: (scoffs) of course not Nate, you're my best friend. Would I lie to you?
Gossip Girl: HA! Care to rephrase that, C?
Nate: (laughs and play punches Chuck) I know I'm just playing around with you man.
Gossip girl: Yeah, and his been screwing around with your woman.
Nate: I need your advice.
Chuck: On?
Nate: I'm breaking up with Blair. I can't do this anymore.
Chuck: Who is this for? Serena?
Nate: Me.
Gossip Girl: Yeah for the first time in a long time. N found his heart. Now he's about to break another.
Jenny happily enjoys spending time with her new popular friends that night.
Blair: So you're going to do it?
Jenny: Depends. Tell me how.
Blair: Well at night time, the office where it is stored is left unlocked. I'll get my mom there, as to show her some problems with the school and how to fix them, when we leave, we will leave the main doo r unlocked, and that's where you come in.
Gossip Girl: And also when the bomb to your future is activated.
Blair: All you have to do is sneak in, get the questions, copy them, and sneak out. And nothing goes wrong. Smooth sailing to come.
Gossip Girl: too bad for you, you're on the titanic.
Is: So are you game?
Gossip Girl: I wouldn't be. She's already 0-1.
Blair: Come on Jenny, what's more important then… us?
Jenny: Uh… I want to.
Gossip Girl: 0-2. She'd not only make a bad baseball player, but she's a bad social climber.
Is: Are you going to do it or not?
Jenny: Yeah, I'm going to do it. Don't worry guys, if everything goes as planned, were all set.
Gossip Girl: And she's out… of her dreams, and her future. No matter how hard the inner circle shields her… the fire always burns the shield.
Serena and Eric are at home, while their mom is out at Bart Bass' house.
Serena: And that's what happened with Nate, and I feel so disgusted with myself.
Eric: Same… with you that is.
Serena: ugh, so you're seriously not going to give me any advice?
Gossip Girl: If advice is nit picking and criticizing everything you do, I already did that.
Eric: Serena, you try to be so many things and you try to impress everyone. Blair, Nate, me, and mom. Be yourself. Be Serena Van Der Woodsen, you're the only one that can.
Serena: Thanks, Eric.
Eric: Yup.
Eric gets up to get more chicken, and watch another movie that Nate left behind.
Serena: Honestly, I should go back to who I was. The old me, the only me.
Gossip Girl: Greetings with open arms. Welcome home, S.
Jenny is at Blair's house getting ready to leave.
Jenny: Bye Blair, Kati, and Is. Thank you for this wonderful second chance!
Gossip Girl: I'm not sure wonderful is the word I'd use.
Blair: Good bye Jenny.
Gossip Girl: Looks like little J just got tangled up with Big B.
Jenny exits, leaving Kati, Isabel, and Blair in Blair's room.
Is: (laughs) Ha! I know that smirk Blair. You're going to destroy her! (Smirks)
Blair: No! I'm going to pulverize her. She's going to pay for what she did.
Gossip Girl: Pay with what? Blood, sweat, and tears? What did little J do to piss of Queen B? All I know for sure is that the pieces of her broken self-esteem will fit like a puzzle no more. But more importantly, S returns! Sure she returned a long time ago, but she didn't really return, not really. Our Upper East Siders sure are growing. Growing new thoughts, new characteristics, or growing back what was taken from them. Spotted: N and C having a serious discussion. What are they talking about, how B looks naked? They would both know. And It would explain, N having his 3rd shot. Grow out of it. S turning in for the night, but the biggest tragedies strikes in the A.M grow back that missing piece S. I guess what I'm trying to say is, never stop growing; you can never be too much. And as for me, whether I grow in or grow out, I'm just hoping to grow up.
You know you love me,
Xoxo,
Gossip Girl