Hello! I'm going to have to take more time to write these now that I'm having more come up. Being busy and loving a fandom takes a lot of time! Anyway, here you go!

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"Oh sweet great grandma of Mary Jane! Look at that!" Shouted a random bystander in the amusement park the reader was visiting. The reader looked to where the person was pointing and saw the most terrifying roller coaster she had ever seen before in her life. Then she heard a loud smack coming from the area of the random bystander.

"Ow! What?"

"Don't ever say that name again!" said random bystander two.

"What name?"

"The M name."

"Oh, why?"

"Just don't!"

"Ma-"

"No."
"Ma-"

"Stop it now!"

"Mary Jane!"

"That's it! I am gonna make you eat those words!"

"I can say what I want!" The second bystander grabbed the words that were written for dialogue for bystander one and began to chase said bystander with the words.

"Get back over here so I can force feed them to you!"

"Never!"

"Who's Mary Jane?" Asked Japan.

"Nobody I want to talk about right now. How about we ride that roller coaster!" Said the reader. Japan took one look at the thing and felt like vomiting, but he didn't want to disappoint the reader so he got in line with her anyway. Soon they were ready to get on and ride what may be the last roller coaster of their lives.

"Whoo hoo! This is going to be so fun!" Said the reader. The roller coaster began it's trek up to the top of the first dip.

"T-this is pretty high." Japan began to tremble a little at how little the people below were getting. He could still see the bystanders bickering about Paula Dean.

"Yeah it is!" The reader was having a blast, but as they got higher, she began to get a bit nervous herself.

"Hey, (reader's name)."

"Yeah?"

"If we don't make it, I want you to know that I really, really like you. More than a friend." He said as a cute little blush appeared on his face.

"Wha-" And then came the drop. Numerous cuss words came out of the reader's mouth as the ride started. The people around her weren't much better.

"Oh god, why?" yelled one woman in particular.

"What diety are you asking?" yelled a man in the seat behind her.

"Does it matter? Whatever deity that will get me off of this roller coaster to hell!"

"Oh, so that's where this thing goes!" said some emo kid in the seat behind the reader.

"That explains so much!" said the man from before.

"Is everyone on this ride retarded!" the woman practically screeched.

"Hey! Don't you insult us mentally handicapped!" yelled another person.

"Yeah! What he said!"

"I am a woman!"

The screams of each of the people continued, and the reader couldn't help but wonder why such a huge argument had started on a roller coaster of all things.

After all the loops and spins and craziness, it finally came to an end and the reader and Japan managed to get off the ride.

Of course, that didn't prevent the arguing of the people who were on the ride with you both.

"You all suck!"

"So did your mother!"

"My mother was a saint!"

"Isn't that a bit too sexual for the rating on this story?"

"Nah, it's rated T! I'm sure our readers won't care."

"Yeah sure, that's what you say now. Later, we get taken off for our horrible jokes!"

"If anything, you'd be the reason we get taken off simply because of your existence."

As the arguing continued, the reader began to ignore everyone except Japan, who looked terrible at the moment. She decided to try to start up at least one friendly conversation in this godforsaken amusement park."Hey, Japan-" was all the reader managed to say before Japan vomited in the trash can next to him.

"Never mind, I'll tell you later."

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Well, I don't think that's as funny as the others. I'm having a bit of mental block. Either way, I hope you all like it! I really enjoy writing these.

love me dang it!

...please?