A/N : thanks for the ideas peeps =)
*TDI interviews*: Heather
Me: Hel-
Heather: uh god WHY don't u just skip to the good part?
Me: *mad face* HEY! Im the one aking questions here. UNDERSTAND? *takes out pocket knife*
Heather: *gulp*
Me: *turns at cameras* well here I am with heather…
Heather: *im bossy pose*
Me: I will ask u some questions now.
Heather: what-ever.
Me: Do you like blue cheese?
Heather: eww what on earth is that?
Me: Ill take that as a no…. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Heather: No that would make me look fat.
Me: Not really…Do you own a gun?
Heather: I haven't seen one in my life.
Me: Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Heather: uhh… no.
Me: liar
Heather: hey I said NO!
Me: *puts hand in pocket*
Heather: next… umm… question?
Me: What do you think of hot dogs?
Heather: I like them just because weird surf girl hates them.
Me: Since when do you have a nickname for bridge? Never mind… What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Heather: water bc it has 0calories
Me: Can you do push ups?
Heather: helloooooooo!!! im. A .GIRL!!!
Me: Favorite hobby?
Heather: Chearleading.
Me: Do you have A.D.D?
Heather: im not sick.
Me: Middle name?
Heather: my real middle name is stupid. I wish it was queen.
Me: Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Heather: this weirdo show, chris' weirdo simmer camp and his weirdo movie theathre
Me: Where would you like to go?
Heather: uhh hello - EUROPE
Me: Favorite number?
Heather :6 . the word Europe has 6 letters
Me: Could you be a pirate?
Heather: well im popular and smart.
Me: not! *-_- face*
Heather: hey!!!!
Me: *moves hand*
Heather: go on…
Me: What's in YOUR pocket right now?
Heather: nothing…
Me: Who is your loudest friend?
Heather: hah I don't need friends…
Me: Does someone have a crush on you?
Heather: a lot of guys
Me:…not *-_- face* What songs do you want sung at your funeral?
Heather: im not going to die!
Me: What was the first thing you thought of when you woke this morning?
Heather:" am I getting fat? "
Me: YES! Favorite person in the world?
Heather: ME!
Me: I was kinda wondering, with an attitude like that – are you a virgin?
Heather: YES!
Me: whatever just get outta here *-_- face*
Heather: but I didn't say bye to the came-
Me: *steals wig*
Heather: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away screaming*
A/N
Sorry if its crappy, but I was just having fun =D
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