A/N: Sorry for the delay everyone! I'm getting it up now because I have a 2 hour school delay for the second day in a row, woot woot! I was really up in the air about how to do this chapter for awhile. The song credit goes to The Exciters with "Tell Him". That's right, it's Cuddy's turn...

Cuddy couldn't help but be exhausted as she closed and locked her office door for the night. It had been a long day...a really long day and she wanted nothing more than to go home and relax. House had been especially unbearable that day, sending his fellows off to do ridiculous things and even falling asleep on her desk when she had gone to apologize to a clinic patient he had reduced to tears.

Taking a deep breath, Cuddy pushed all thoughts of House out of her mind, I'm going home to relax, I can worry about him tomorrow she assured herself, walking through the clinic to leave. Just as she did though, a familiar voice called out her name,

"Dr. Cuddy!"

She sighed, turning around and clenching her fists unconsciously, "what can I do for you Dr. Wilson?"

"I need to talk to you about House." he said, very seriously. Cuddy rolled her eyes.

"Unless he's about to kill a patient, or he's being held hostage ...or he's sexually harassing Dr. Hadley or Dr. Cameron again, it can wait."

"Did they sue?"

"Not yet..."

"Well, this is important, but it's not on your list." Wilson admitted. Cuddy sighed, turning to leave,

"I'll deal with it tomorrow." she called over her shoulder.

"WAIT!" Wilson screamed, and suddenly music Cuddy had never heard before began to play from nowhere.

"I know something about love. You've gotta want it bad
If that guy's got into your blood, go out and get him" Wilson began to sing and Cuddy turned back to stare at him, slack-jawed. He danced back slightly, so he was standing in front of, but forward from, four clinic room doors.
"If you want him to be the very part of you
That makes you want to breathe, here's the thing to do..." Wilson opened his arms and as the refrain began the four clinic doors opened slightly, allowing the four doctors to poke their heads out the door. Cuddy looked from left to right and saw, Dr. Kutner, Dr. Hadley, Dr. Cameron, and Dr. Chase. She turned her head to the side slightly, wondering if she had really booked them all for clinic at the same time. And then she realized that although the men were dressed normally, Hadley and Cameron had on sparkly red strapless dresses. The dresses had a long slit up one side, and they had sparkly red gloves to match. Both of them wore their hair down and curly.


"Tell him that you're never gonna leave him
Tell him that you're always gonna love him
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now" Wilson and the others sang the chorus, then the doors shut, and the other four were gone again.

"I know something about love. You gotta show it and make him
See the moon up above. Reach out and get it " Wilson half walked, half danced over to Cuddy, who backed away slightly.
"If you want him to make your heart sing out" He took Cuddy's hands and placed them over her heart. She took them off immediately
"And if you want him to only think of you... "

"Tell him that you're never gonna leave him" The two inner doors opened all the way this time, the first revealing Hadley and Kutner standing side by side, the second showing Chase and Cameron the same way. After the line the doors shut.
"Tell him that you're always gonna love him" This time three doors opened, the first contained Chase, the third contained Kutner, and the middle one had Cameron and Hadley standing back to back. Cuddy was confused as the doors closed again.
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now" The two doors opened again, with the same arrangement from the beginning of the chorus. The only difference was that this time each couple had a microphone.

"Oooooo"

"Ever since the world began it's been that way" Wilson caught Cuddy's attention again with some large gestures with which he almost hit her in the face.
"For man and woman were created to make love their destiny
Then why should true love be so complicated? Oh..." His large gestures stopped, and he simply snapped and bopped side to side as he sang the next verse.

"I know something about love. You gotta take it and
Show him what the world is made of, one kiss will prove it
If you want him to be always by your side
Take his hand tonight and swallow your foolish pride and..."

"Tell him that you're never gonna leave him" The doors were opening and shutting again, but Cuddy couldn't be bothered to take note of the many arrangements. They were switching on every other word now, the tempo picking up with their rapid movements.
Tell him that you're always gonna love him
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now" The music stopped and the four doors shut with a bang. Cuddy looked at Wilson, unable to speak. Suddenly, a huge grin grew on Wilson's face and Cuddy turned just in time to see House entering the clinic with a big, yellow daisy which he held out to her.

"Tell Him" Wilson and his back-up's voices urged her quietly. But she didn't tell him, she fainted instead.

"Umm, Dr. Cuddy?"

Cuddy's head shot up from her desk and she looked slightly surprised at Cameron, who was watching her with an eyebrow raised.

"Yes Dr. Cameron, what can I do for you?" Cuddy asked, composing herself. She couldn't push the amusing image of Cameron singing that ridiculous song from her head, but did her best not to laugh.

"House is trying to get me to hide his patient in the ER."

"Why?"

"He wouldn't tell me." Cameron said, and Cuddy sighed.

"Okay, I'll go talk to him."

Cameron nodded, and turned to leave the office. She decided not to mention that Cuddy had been singing in her sleep, that would just be awkward.

A/N: Okay, so this isn't my favorite chapter, but review?