It were to be an showdown time at the splace that the showdown to happen, capital city of SNEDtopia. But now it had into palace of Gay Fag and had a big dungeon for captured sneddites.
Omily went there alon because all of her friends were dead or captureated. She think out slightly that thios had maybe got out of hand for starting as a tripe to frnace or maybe Belgium. Then sklyer shimmied out of the door and said "it looks like sned isn't even dead at this point when predicted they will be" and omily tried to bear up but skyler controlled ALL THE GAY.
She then rusjded him with the duck willy blade but it broke. "omil u dum it's a willy, I control it 2". He then used his iphone to shoop later beats at her but tbe pancaked shield defected then. Suddenly an whole army of 20 billion ex boyfrunds attacked to omily and she was nearly dead but said this was NEVER fine and quibbly imagined alexis naked and became bear. Not even just arms but whole bear mode. The giant bear ripped the catsle up and dug out Dor and Sam and all the other sned-pals.
Then the big bear hands smashed them and it was awful and they DIED!
Meanwhile skyler was surfing up the giant bear with his iBoard and kchdeding her into the fec. She fell back and smashed SNEDtopus and EVERYONE DIED. And ths mad the eart all axis wiggly and it tipped into the sun except it didn't beuz a mysterious figor held it still. It was Mod MMG! "hello bearmily and skyfag, ive been using all this microptrassition money to make a giant hetero lasterbeam." and everyone excepted thhis was not a bulship plottwizzle.
The laster blotorped into bearmily and she lost her lasbians, and skyler imploded and died. Now th4e day were being savfed excepy everyone but Mod MMG and Omily were dead. Omily gor ver depressing and shot MMG with a gun. He died as well and Omily was the last person ever.
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Find out next time in…
SNED 5: An Newer Hope