Garfield League of America Chapter Four: Suicide Squad Showdown!
It was sunrise in Gotham City on the waterfront. Light was coming but the night filled with the scheming and manece of criminality lingered in the air. At the docks where dirty criminal things a group of terrorists from Qurac waited as they watched a Purple Lamborghini carrying the greatest criminal of them all drive in. Out from the Lamborghini emerged a pale man covered head to toe in wicked tattoos, drinking grape soda while grinning like Glasgow-smiling Cheshire. It was none other than The Joker!
"What is up my terror homies?" Said The Joker as he strolled up with gangsta style holding shiny briefcase of confidentiality in hand.
"Joker it is good to see you! Have you got our nuclear warhead?" Asked the lead terrorist with wanting.
"I am not one to drop pants first. You break the ice" Said The Joker with curling lips as he dropped his briefcase and beckoned.
"Very well Joker here is your one trillion American dollars stolen in heist." Said terrorist with theft. He opened case to reveal hundred dollar bills marked with painted smiles. "As requested we have taken liberty to indivudally painstaking paint a Joker touch."
"Well then feast your eyes on this hunka hunka ballistics!" Said The Joker with swagger as he slammed briefcase on the ground and kicked it open, revealing inside shining nuclear warhead capable of leveling Moscow and Washingon DC on the perimeter of a single detonation.
"Good work Joker we know you will laugh for your part shared in the misery caused by our explodings!" Said lead terrorist with pleasure at doing business as he handed the money to The Joker.
"Sharing is caring but unfortunately for you all I do not care." The Joker said with wink ripping money apart before chugging down the rest of his soda like a high fructose corn syrup leeching black hole.
"What is the meaning of this Joker?" Asked the lead terrorist with surprise. "We are just criminal chums doing deal for mutual pain and gain. We are better businessmen than any Gotham costume troupe." Like a fool the lead terrorist still held out arm for the nuke briefcase.
"Business is a dog eat dog world. And I love the taste of human ketchup on my hot dogs!" Said The Joker as he purred like the Cheetah before suddenly smashing his soda bottle on the lead terrorist's hand breaking it sending thousand shards into flesh. While lead terrorist screamed TheJoker hooted and sliced his hand off.
The other terrorists opened fire but The Joker quickly used leaders corpse as a human shield. As rifles clicked empty The Joker threw corpse at the terrorists knocking them down like carnival game. Cackling guttural croak of psycho The Joker leapt into the air and fell upon the helpless terrorists like a deranged vulture.
"It is true, too much soda really is bad for the complexion." The Joker quipped as he looked at bloody broken bottle in hand and at ravaged corpses. Whistling tune before bursting into maniacal laughter like a ticklish baboon The Joker tossed aside his broken bottle into passing dolphin killing it for giggles.
"Eeeee avenge me." Moaned the dolphin with final words as it sunk to depths, as it noticed and passed a powerful force like no other that was rapidly shooting towards surface. The force briefly stopped with a sad ponderful gaze as the dying dolphin returned to darkness, before clenching fists with great initiative and spiraling evenf aster on his way.
Meanwhile back on surface The Joker had set up his nuke and was pondering choice of target. The Joker rubbed chin in contemplation before he looked up and saw before him the unsuspecting Gotham City skyline.
"Well Dark Knight you and I will be dining in hellfire tonight!" The Joker laughed but before he could prime nuke to doomsday clock he heard the waters churn and explode with rage from behind him.
The Joker's mouth dropped in horror revealing filthy metal grills as he saw emerging from the water none other than Garfield. Silhouetted by the rising sun, Garfield was a red colossus of vengeance as he stomped onto the deck.
"Good morning Joker. I have the breakfast platter of beatdown you ordered, on the house." Garfield proclaimed as he measured up his foe.
"Garfield I have done nothing to you! My beef is with the Batman not you!" Said The Joker with ffranctic excuses.
"You were nothing but two-bit nobody to me before. But now you have crossed the line Joker. My beef with you is now a million-patty cheeseburger, visible from space. No dolphin killing man who loves ketchup hot dogs walks in my presence and lives." Garfield said with fury as he slipped on knuckle duster and obsidian aviators for up close and personal engagement.
"I am not scared of you Garfield! I am The Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime! In fact LET ME SHOW YOU MY TOYS!" Screeched The Joker like jumped up lunatic as he jumped at Garfield with tongue out and knife in hand.
"You will be in toy box six feet deep when I am done with you." Garfield said with hateful serenity as he grabbed The Joker by the tongue and with deadly jujitsu move swung him into lamppost bending it.
"Huh huh rough and dirty Garfield but that's just how I like it!" The Joker hooted as he scrambled to the nuke and hit the on button. "In fact Garfield lets see if you are willing to gamble millions of innocents live to stop one man!"
"You absolute monster! This will be your last lap in the human race!" Garfield roared with disgust as The Joker spun around and threw deadly playing cards at Garfield.
"Hnnngh!" Garfield grunted with masculine resilience as first card embedded in his cheek. With pinpoint timing Garfield poppedout his claws and slashed the remaining cards back at the Joker chopping off his hands. "You played your last hand, Joker!"
"Hahahaha Garfield the loss of my hands will be little compared to the blood on your hands soon! Quick choose The Nuke or Me!" The Joker said with tautns as he sprinted down the street with a torrent of blood gushing from his stumps.
Undeterred Garfield concentrated his chi until his body had shifted into pure energy. Knowing millions were at sake Garfield knew there would be only one shot at this. With deep breath Garfield expanded his field of chi turning it into a magnetic sphere catching both The Joker and the Nuke and bringing them back to him. With a thud Joker smashed into the nuke and while he was down Garfield took out a rope and tied the Joker to the nuke. Garfield then took out a lasagna cigar for smoking and coldly he eyed the Joker.
"This looks bad Garfield but it is not myfault!" Said The Joker with excuses as he pointed to DAMAGED tattoo on forehead. "It is my upbringings in fact do you know how I got these tats?"
"No but I know how you got these." Garfield said with awesome delivery as he ripped the last Joker card out of his cheek. Like silent lightning, Garfield sliced The Joker's eyeballs with the card. "FIRST THE INK." Garfield roared with artistry as he rubbed his cigar out in the oozing wounds. "THEN THE NEEDLES!" Garfield with great satisfaction put his thumbs forward and put out what remained of The Joker's eyeballs like squeezing juice from a lemon. As The Joker screamed Garfield then changed the coordinates on the nuke from Gotham City to the Andromeda galaxy.
"See you space rentboy." Said Garfield with final insult before he released The Joker and the nuke from his mighty psychic hold and sent them flying to the cold vacuum of space.
After distant sound of explosion light years away Batman pulled up in his Batmobile.
"Excellent work Garfield!" Said Batman with congratulations as he stepped out of Batmobile. "I have been after Joker for years but you have bought his reign of terror to end at last! You are truly great man Garfield."
"Quit your worship it is flatter than flatfish." Garfield said with no impressment at Batman's shallow sycophantism. "I have finally finished assembling your Foolman's League. Now do you have plan?"
"Yes Garfield!" Said Batman as he pointed to a phone that had fallen out of The Joker's pocket as he blasted off. Garfield looked at the phone screen which contained Joker's saccharine RP texts with someone called HQ. "On The Joker's phone will be the GPS location of HQ, member of Deep State Conspiracy aiding alien invaders! With this we can track Deep State to their headquarters and rid the aliens of their inside men."
"For once you think like a man not a bat. Maybe there is hope for you yet." Garfield said with faint praise. "Well then come along Batman the world will not save itself."
"I have sent message to other Justice Leaguers! Now hop in the Batmobile and we will meet them in no time!" Said Batman with pride as he popped open doors to Batmobile.
"Don't make me laugh. I will not be caught dead riding that third-rate Pinto." Said Garfield with dismissal as he pressed button on his wristwatch and summoned one of his personal rides an all-black '69 Mustang to his location. As the Mustang did cool remote controlled drift into position, it knocked a discarded newspaper into the air. The paper then landed on the Batmobile very gently.
"Ride in style, chump." Said Garfield as the Batmobile inexplicably exploded leaving Batman in shock. Garfield sighed and snapped his fingers to snap Batman out of it.
"I am sorry Garfield it looks like I will be taking some times getting used to not being Top Cat in class anymore." Said Batman with apologetics as he mournfally loked back at remains of Batmobile.
Garfield and Batman drove to a destroyed city where the Deep State Headquarters was, and stopped in the ruins of a destroyed military outpost. Soon the other Justice Leaguers arrived. The Flash sped in per usual, Cyborg showed up in the form of a Silver Ferrari before transformering into his manbot form, and a flock of seagulls carried Aquaman and dropped him to ground. Since Garfield last saw Aquaman his hair had grown long and now was bearded mess who looked like the bad guy from Bullet to the Head starring Sylvester Stallone.
"The gang is all here. Quick let us make like dodos before Wonder Woman arrives so we can get back to a boy's club as it should be!" Whispered Batman with his misogyny.
"Not so fast Batman! You are merely stealth novices while I am the master Goddess of the art!" Said Wonder Woman as her invisible jet uncloaked itself revealing that she had been here the whole time. Wonder Woman walked out onto runway clad in stunning red cloak that sent the heart of alls racing. Eyeing Aquaman Batman Cyborg and The Flash Wonder Woman passed with indifference but then her eyes widened as she saw Garfield leaning against his car's hood smoking a lasagna cigarette with casual laidbackness.
"G… Garf… Garfie…" Wonder Woman said with stammering.
"Relax, bird of paradise. It's the car, right? Chicks love the car." Garfield said with slick flirtations. "Don't worry Princess Di we will be crashing in Tunnels of Love sooner than later."
"No Garfield do not mistake my sisterly concern for sexual interests I am merely glad to see that you have resisted wiles of Atlantean fish witch Mera. I am icon and role model to womens everywhere and what example will I set to them if I fall into your arms like house of cards in typhoon?" Said Wonder Woman with excuses of feminism.
"Afraid of swimmg in the deep end? Do not worry my tender ladyfinger I promise to give you breathholding lesson from my pants." Said Garfield with a wink as Wonder Woman awkwardly tried to hide her heated feelings with stoicism.
"Enough you lovebirds we must return to task at hand!" Said Batman with goals. Batman then pointed to giant column of unholy light surrounded by clouds of debris. "Look the signal has already been sent to Steppenwolf (name of the alien bad guy) that Earth is his for taking!"
"STEPPENWOLF?" Snapped Garfield with shock as he spit out smoke, incensed at the alien violation of classic rock band copyright. "Those alien invaders dare appropriate from our world's rich musical culture? I will appropriate their lives in return!"
"I am with Garfield but not in that way!" Said Wonder Woman with platonic clarifications. "Let us charge in and kill these alien collaborators!"
"No we need plan for we do not know what is waiting for us. I can sense what fish live here but I am blind as anglerfish otherwise." Said Aquaman with concerns.
"I can hack into what little cameras are left to get electric eye in sky while Flash rushes in and covers blindspots." Said Cyborg with technology as he tapped into the Grid.
"That is risky manuer what if Flash blows our element of surprise?" Batman argued with foresight.
"Fools. I thought I had taught you alls how to be man yet here you are unwilling to face danger in the face and laugh." Garfield said with disappointments at their second-guessing and preparations.
"Ha ha I am more man than any of you hear my woman roar!" Bragged Wonder Woman with female pride.
"Then stand by my side, Doll of the Amazons! Together we shall spill the blood of our foes for the glory of lasagna and mankind! Now who else is with me?" Garfield roared with inspirations as he raised his Desert Eagle high in sky and fired off shot as Wonder Woman clashed her sword on shield.
Inspired by Garfield's manly bravado and Wonder Woman's eternal beauty The Flash Cyborg and Aquaman cheered and raised fists pumped in anticipation.
"For the glory of lasagna and mankind!" The trinity of b listers cheered after Garfield but Batman stood silent with flustered look.
"CHARGE AND WE SHALL CRUSH THEM LIKE CHEESEGRATER UPON PARMESAN!" Garfield instructed as he remote summoned fleet of speed demon custom Harley Davidsons. With cheer of bloodpupmed battlelust the Justice League sped like lasagna fresh from oven into the fallen city.
Within seconds Garfield and the Justice League ran into trouble. The entire civilian and military population of city had been transformed into eyeball-covered scaly Lovecraftian wet-dream monsters.
"Behold all the true form of the Deep State!" Proclaimed Batman with reptilian awareness as he readyed batarangs for throwings.
"I am not readying for this! I have never fought people before much less monsters!" Said The Flash with concerns.
"Do not fear. Just kill! Take one life. Then you will know what to do." Garfield advised him with years of experience.
Noticing the approaching Justice League the monster people made gurgling noises and rushed in masses trampling over one another in mad rush.
"We are the tsunami of wrath and you fiends are about to wipe out!" Garfield roared as he and the Justice League jumped off their motorcycles. The motorcycles then crashed into the first wave and exploded casuing rainfall of eyeball fluid and other bits. The Justice League then did poses midair before falling upon remaining horde. The Flash sped from foe to foe ripping them apart at lightspeed while Batman ordered bat-drone bombing runs and flung batarangs into survivors. Meanwhile Wonder Woman sliced and diced while Cyborg turned arms into turret lasers and fired.
"Aquaman be a fisher of deadmen!" Garfield commanded with orders and begrudgingly Aquaman nodded using his fishkinesis powers to summon legions of goldfish onto street making tripping obstacles for incoming hordes. As hordes fell over one another, Aquaman used his water controlling trident to hold them all in place for Garfield.
"You should have let us pass in peace because now you are in pieces." Said Garfield with massacres as he took out his chainsaw and got to work on last few monster men.
"You may have killed our legion but we can make more!" Said menacing voice as a duo stepped out of shadows. It was a Monster Incan Abomination, the Incubus and a sexy scantily dressed blonde priestess the Enchantress! "Now Garfield we will claim your life for dark forces!"
"The bigger you are, the harder you fall." Garfield said as he dodged clumsy Incubus grab and cut through his heels with chainsaw. As Incubus collapsed Garfield shoved his chainsaw into the Incubus's mouth. "This is Red Ribbon Week." Garfield said as he shredded Incubus into red mist.
Garfield then turned his chainsaw attention to Enchantress only to see her waving white flag of surrender.
"Surely you have greater lusts than your bloodlust? Spare me and I will make it worth your while!" Said Enchantress as she did seductive belly dance.
"Sorry you magic missy, but I got a motto. Be careful humping monsters, lest you become one yourself." Garfield said with blunt rejection. With enraged shriek, the Enchantress shed her human form and turned into dirty witch woman covered in mud and tattoos before she leapt at Garfield with murderous talons out.
"And besides, honey, you got real ugly." Garfield said with no remorse as he swung his chainsaw and sliced the Enchantress in two from the bottom up.
With the threat of the monster people taken care off Garfield and the Justice League continued onto desolate looking overpass on the way to destination.
"That was awesome Garfield I cannot wait for more killing!" Said The Flash with thumbs ups as he wiped black blood off of his suit.
"Then you have gettinged your wish." Said Cyborg with warnings as he received data transmission. "I am detecting new combat force in vicini"
But before Cyborg could finish an EMP boomerang flew out of nowhere and lodged itself in his cyborg eye causing electrical sparks before detonating burst.
"GGGZZZZPIZZZLT" Blubbered Cyborg as he short-circuited and shut down.
"Sneak attacking cowards! Show yourselves!" Garfield shouted as he pulled the boomerang out of Cyborg and crumpled it with a big bang.
"There is more incoming! Get yourselves to cover!" Shouted Batman with fright as tornado of Australian doom circled their position and swung out his cape in time to block barrage of steel-tipped boomerangs.
"Ugh buddy I think you have to slim down on the bytes." Complained The Flash with bodyshaming as he dragged Cyborg to safeties.
"I knew Justice League was a mistake. This is why I drink!" Whined Aquaman as he pulled out bottle of Jack Daniels with regrets.
"Do not drink and fight or I may have to kill you myself!" Said Garfield with disciplines as he slapped bottle out of Aquaman's hand and it shattered in mid-air as boomerang hit it. Aquaman could only sobbed as the rapid rain of boomerangs continued.
"Brace yourselves I think that worst is yet to come." Wonder Woman warned with womanly intuition. Upon this Garfield's ear perked up as he recognized far away sound of a RPG.
"Ladies first!" Garfield said with protocol as he pushed Wonder Woman with head start to safety as rockets smashed into supports and the overpass began to crumble.
"Oh no my sword I cannot lose it!" Said Wonder Woman with worry as it slipped out of her hand as she fell.
"Let me Garfield! I am on it!" Said The Flash as he spied opportunity of perversion as the rest of the Justice League ran to get off crumbling overpass. Running in superspeed from debris to debris, The Flash pushed sword towards Wonder Woman and then positioned himself at proper angle so that he would land in prime position of violated privacy.
"Hee hee this will be best crash landing ever!" Squealed The Flash in thoughts as he readied himself for delightful breastplant but suddenly all went black as Garfield decked him in mid-air.
"Do not dare lay your filthy pauper hands on Fair Queen Diana's virtuous bosom." Said Garfield with sternness as he kicked the sleeping Flash aside and offered his gentleman's hand to Wonder Woman. "Shall we continue onwards, milady?"
"Stuff your chivalry Garfield I did not need your help to protect my royal melons from thieving peasants!" Insisted Wonder Woman with pridefulness but Garfield smiled slyly as he saw that she could not hide her blush in time.
"Soon toots soon you'll be ready to parade on this throne." Garfield made sexy thrusting motion.
"In your dreams Garfield!" Wonder Woman protested as she tried to stifle charmed giggle But before this play could continue on intermission struck as C4 detonated skyscraper next to them making it tip over.
"Oh no our friends are in danger!" Said Wonder Woman as she saw that Batman, Aquaman, and Cyborg were in path of collapse.
Garfield moved to rescue but Wonder Woman threw arm in front of him.
"No Garfield I will handle this! Complete the mission!" Wonder Woman leapt forward and caught the falling building in time and with all her might hoisted it with her arms with yell of pride and fury as her lady muscles strained under concrete titan.
"We are about to be dying but at least this is one heck of a sight to go out on!" Said Batman with pervert's whisper as he looked up Wonder Woman's skirt and high-fived Aquaman.
Garfield saluted farewell to Wonder Woman as she gave him nod to go on. Garfield wandered through the desolate city, and reached the building that hosted the chaotic beam of light.
"Above ground or below there is nowhere evil can hide from me." Garfield said as he noticed door on side that said Secret Underground Bunker Entrance. Cracking knuckles Garfield walked towards the door but suddenly row of bullet holes riddled themselves in path. Garfield stopped and turned his head around as a circle of flame erupted around him.
Through the flames emerged several men walking in formation as hardcore rap music played. It was Rick Flag, Deadshot, Captain Boomerang, Slipknot, Killer Croc, and El Diablo of the Suicide Squad!
"We have Garfield surrounded, what will we do?" Asked Rick Flag to his walkie-talkie.
A drone with computer screen then swooped in and a big fat black woman appeared on it. It was Amanda Waller!
"Ah Garfield! I knew that Batman at last was getting serious when he roped you into helping him. But he will not get his confidential files using you for you have run into The Wall!" Said Amanda Waller with laughter. "Now boys rough Garfield up like Christmas Ham! But leave him alive for Garfield you have been drafted into Suicide Squad!"
"There is no room for walls of any kind in America. Your collapse will make the fall of Berlin Wall look like a waft in the wind!" Swore Garfield with patriotism and duty as he shot down the drone. He then turned to face the Suicide Squad.
"I only want Amanda Waller. You have chance to live on your fool life another day." Garfield pointed his Desert Eagle at Rick Flag and proclaimed ultimatum.
"No Garfield you are the fool! Do you know why we are Suicide Squad? Because suicide is what anyone who challenges us does!" Said Deadshot with bravado.
"We have you outgunned you cannot hope to outdraw us!" Rick Flag added with firepower superiority.
"Then go ahead. Hit me with your best shot." Garfield challenged as firefight broke out. Suicide Squad all shot first butGarfield did quick dodge of bullets like ghost made of lightning. As smoke cleared the Suicide Squad reloaded. Looking up after loading in knew clip, Rick Flag then saw he was looking right down the barrel of Garfield's desert eagle.
"Who shoots to just be first never wins. Who shoots to kill, that's a different story." Garfield said with gunfighting wisdom as he quickly loaded incendiary round into chamber and blasted Rick Flag in groin. "I respect your constitutional right to flag-burning." Garfield stated as Rick Flag hopped like jumping bean as he burned to death.
"Burning is my schtick! There can only be one! Burn Garfield Burn!" Said El Diablo with pyromania as he fired fire at Garfield from hands.
"Go to sleep and wake up to an eternal day of the dead." Garfield said with cultural appreciation of El Diablo's Latino heritage as he slid under fireballs from El Diablo and flung his spare knife into the tattooed cholo's forehead.
Garfield then maneuvered around the battlefield like pinball of destruction baffling remaining Suicide Squad and chipping away at them one by one.
"Enough is enough! I am man who can climb anything and I will be climbing hot babes on your grave tonight!" Shouted Slipknot with hysterics as he shot out his grappling hook to snare Garfield. "Come on Killer Croc let us double-team Garfield!"
Thinking quickly Garfield dodged the hook and grabbed ahold of it. With acrobatic jump he landed behind Slipknot and did quick wrappings around neck.
"You're at the end of your rope." Garfield quipped as he tightened squeeze and popped Slipknots head off like pimple and used bloodspray to blind approaching Killer Croc. Garfield then fired his Desert Eagle at Killer Croc only for bullets to bounce off his thick hide. Before Garfield could switch to armor piercing ammo Killer Croc had grabbed him by neck.
"Your bullets are play-dough against my skin! Now lets see if you taste just like lasagna!" Killer Croc said as he opened mouth for eatings.
"And against my fists your skin is as thick as wet spaghetti!" Garfield yelled as he escaped using master judo toss. Before Killer Croc could recover, Garfield dashed in with alll strengths and punched into Killer Croc's chest ripping out his heart.
"Don't know about lasagna but you taste just like chicken." Garfield coldly said as he took bite out of Killer Croc's heart and tossed the leftovers back in the gaping wound.
Seeing where the tide turned Captain Boomerang turned to run away.
"What goes around comes back again. Your life returns to dirt." Garfield said combining boomerang physics and philosophy as he flung leftover boomerang into Boomerang's back with such force he was sliced in two.
"Wait Garfield I surrender I am harmless!" Begged Deadshot as he realized he had wasted all his ammunition missing shots and everyone else was dead.
"And now you are armless." Added Garfield with no mercy as he ripped off Deadshot's arms. As Deadshot shrieked seeing blood spurt from shoulders Garfield loaded fresh clip into Deadshots wrist cannons. "Dead to rights, Deadshot." Garfield said calmly as he executed Deadshot.
With Suicide Squad taken care of Garfield continued into Amanda Waller's base. Riding elevator down into hallway with single door at end, Garfield reached it and kicked down door to see Amanda Waller sitting at desk with briefcase on it.
"So Garfield I see that my ticket is punched. But before you take this top secrets of USA know that you cannot trust anyone in this game. You see we have plans upon plans on top of plans within plans. You think you are gamemaster? No Garfield you are free to play newbie. And your virgin blood is attracting megasharks." Amanda Waller explained with dire warning as she put Colt 44 against hed. She pulled trigger only to make empty chamber sounds.
"You may think me and my kind wrong for the world but we are necessary evil. We make it possible for you to dream a dream of America. Who else will protect you from the real world?" Procrastinated Amanda Waller with statement of armorpiercing intents. "We are the true taste of Apple Pie."
"Wrong. America does not need dishonest shadows to protect it for its people are the brightest lights in the whole universe. Your existence is insult to everything America stands for. You keep America from becoming all it can be. I will take my country back one corpse at a time starting with you!" Garfield retorted with unbroken faith shining in eyes and raw patriotism sweating off his muscles. "Now taste the power of love."
Garfield karate kicked the Colt out of Amanda Waller's hands and as he snatched up Top Secret Briefcase with one hand, he reeled Amanda Waller in with other and Frenched her.
"What is this feeling what is happpening to me?" Amanda Waller said with fear as her eternally passionless skin and bones experienced love for the first time. Garfield's burning saliva of love worked through Amanda Waller like smallpox through Indian village and her body began to glow like firecracker. Her mind was thrown across the timestreams and she bore witness to the end of all songs. Unable to comprehend what she saw every brain cell had a personal aneurysm one by one. Utterly ravaged Amanda Waller became unstuck in existence itself and her body shifted in and out of infinite Earths. Her genetic structure mutated and collapsed as Multiversal viruses phased through her. "Damn you Garfield the Deep State should have killed you a long time ago! We had so many plans it cannot end like this!"
"It's better to burn out than to fade away, babe." Garfield said as he walked out of room. In dying moment Amanda Waller realized she had assumed that the villainy of the Deep State was eternal that she would be unstoppable but finally she had met her match in the eternal champion, Garfield. Helpless she knew what fearwas for the first time as she disintegrated across an infinite sea of the realms of chaos and order.
Smoking a lasagna cigarette, Garfield breathed easy. With bundle of secrets in hand and the Deep State destroyed, he knew that he would be one step closer to saving America from the incoming alien threat.
To be continued…?