Meloetta sipped her vanilla milkshake as she turned to Gothorita. The two were inside a fast food restaurant ran by a pair of Spinda. Sipping her milkshake, she remarked to Goth, "If the Oddish didn't do it... and if the Wooper didn't do it... who did?"
Goth shrugged, stretching her arms. "Beats me. All I know is that we should go against Pokemon that are likely guilty of having done it."
Mel patted Goth on the head. "But you don't realize, Goth. It's always the ones you least expect."
"...really?" Goth replied as she folded her arms.
Mel nodded, sipping the last of her milkshake. "Yep. Take it from me... urp!" After belching, Mel felt her stomach growl loudly, prompting her to place her hands on her stomach. "Oh Arceus... I gotta take a dump! Be right back, Goth!" She then dashed right into the ladies' restroom.
Goth looked down, noticing a wrecked rapper for laxatives. She sighed as she placed both of her elbows on the counter, sighing as she placed her head down. The bartender Kecleon approached her, cleaning an empty glass.
"Hey kid. You're looking quite down." The Kecleon remarked as he tilted his head to the right. "What's the matter?"
Goth sighed as she looked up, shaking her head in disappointment. "Some jerk had sex in my fridge, and neither me or my friend knew who did it."
Kecleon simply nodded. "Hmmm... that's a shame. I reckon you cleaned the fridge out?"
Goth slammed her hands on the counter. "Well of course! I don't want it to be sticky because of cum!"
Everyone inside he fast food joint heard Goth's loud burst, all of them exiting in disgust. The pair of Spinda owners both appeared right behind Goth, both angry.
"Young lady, we don't appreciate you talking about things like this in here!" The first Spinda shouted in a male tone.
The other Spinda, a female, nodded as she folded her arms. "Yeah! This is a family restaurant! You ought to be ashamed!"
Goth waved her hands at the two Spinda in defense. "Wait, wait! I didn't mean to say what I said! Honest!"
Goth screamed as she was tossed out by the two Spinda, who closed the doors shut. Rubbing her injured butt, Goth groaned as she stood up, folding her arms in annoyance.
"Damn it! I hope Mel is done in there..." Goth muttered to herself as she shook her head, sighing.
Mel was sitting on the can, letting those brownies out of her tuba butt. The brown coat she was wearing was tossed on the ground. Mel groaned as she had both of her hands on her stomach, loud farts emerging as she pooped. She then opened her eyes, looking down to see two mammalian feet. She titled her head in confusion.
"Hmm? Those feet..." Mel thought to herself as she murmured to herself. "They look familiar..."