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Conversation 4: Cana and Gildarts
(Cana is normal- Gildarts is bolded)
Soo tired….
Morning Cana Daughter!
Heyy…you know you don't have to say daughter after my name every time you talk to me…
I know but I just love calling you my daughter!
Your annoying old man….
Don't be so mean Cana daughter!
What do you want…AND STOP BEING SO LOUD! I have a head ache…
Did you get drunk again last night?!
I'm always drunk old man, get over it…ahh my head…
As your father I cannot approve of a young lady getting drunk. Something bad might happen to her!
I can take of myself Gildarts…
OOYYYY! FAIRYTAIL IF ANY OF YOU PERVERTED MEN LAY A HAND ON MY DAUGHTER WHEN SHES DRUNK YOULL HAVE ME TO ANSWER TO!
BAKA SHUT UP!
ACTUALLY IF ANY OF YOU MEN TOUCH CANA AT ANYTIME YOU'LL HAVE ME TO ANSWER TO!
Don't you have a mission to go on or something instead of smothering me….
That's my daughter for you, smart as a tack!
Huh…?
You're right about going on a mission…but this time I'm not going alone!
I don't like where this is going old man….
My dearest daughter is coming with-
Hell No.
WHYYY NOT!
You're annoying.
Don't speak that way to your father! Especially when the reward is 200,000 jewels!
That could buy a lot of ale….
The only condition is you don't spend your half on alcohol!
Not ganna happen.
Awww come on Cana! I'll miss you if you don't come along!
So take a picture, I'm busy!
Doing what?
Research
Researching what! .Are you making a major scientific discovery! MY DAUGHTER IS A GENIUS!
Sure something like that…
Well what are you researching!?
Uhhh….The effects of alcohol on young beautiful brunets….
I CAN HELP WITH THAT!
PERVERTED GEEZER!
Heheheh…
Just go on your own, I already have a job picked out.
Then I'll come with you on that one!
NO!
WHY NOT!?
Because…someone's already coming with me!
Who!
Uhh…A guy….
A boy…A BOY IS GOING ALONE WITH YOU ON A MISSION!
UMM...NO…I MEANT—
NAME.
G-Gildar-
NOW.
It was Natsu! Natsu told me to go with him!
NATSU! YOU THINK YOU CAN GO AFTER MY DAUGHTER WITHOUT ME KNOWING! COME OUT HERE AND LET ME SET YOU STRAIGHT!
Geez…I wonder what that idiot will do when he finds out I lied…or when he finds Natsu. I hope he doesn't pulverize him too bad… Oh well!
THE END.
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