I'm immensely sorry! I cannot believe that I was grounded! I honestly couldn't not get on! Please forgive oh tender-hearted reviewers! Just because I'm feeling lazy, and 'cause I am running out of time, I'm not going to write-type-about how they make the potion.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, nor any of it's character's. *goes off to cry*

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Third Person POV

The light phobic third year led the Shadow King down the many halls of Ouran's prestigious academy to his lair. The Black Magic Club room. Hopefully, the pair would be able to concoct a potion to fix their-uh-little problem. Nekozowa was fervently praying he could mix together a solution before the frightening second-year could dealt out a severe punishment that would surely put Satan to shame. Whilst Kyoya was praying they could find a cure before an equally scary tranny graced the Host Club tonight with his fatherly presence.

They briskly walked down the long corridors toward the black painted doors which, for some reason, creaked ominously when opened (which is quite odd considering the fact that everything in Ouran was cleaned, polished, and really-really shiny!). The sunset's red glow barely leaked into the dark, foreboding club room.

"After you, Ootori-san." Nekozowa motioned for the raven-haired teen to enter first.

Kyoya "hmm", pulled out his notorious note-book, and scribbled many unknown things before walking into the depths of the unknown world that was Black Magic (hopefully, he will come back out with all of his limbs intact).

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Meanwhile, back at the Third Music Room……

"No! It's my turn to play with Haru-chan!" whined a very unhappy Hunny at a towering Tamaki.

"I'm sorry to disappoint you Hunny-sempai, but Haruhi is my precious daughter. I cannot just permit her to play willy-nilly while-HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOPPLE GANGERS DOING TO YOUR SISTER!?" tono screamed in blind fury.

The twins were currently holding the baby's hand's, and taking her picture. Haruhi was now sporting a brand new Hitachiin designer toddler outfit. It was bright pink with little frills at the end of her sleeve, white flowers covered the skirt, and a large pocket was centered over her chest. The blonde baka paused for a moment as his blue eye's took in this adorable sight, but he quickly fazed back to yelling the brothers.

Hunny started to cry as he realized that everyone was completely ignoring him. All the childish senior wanted was to play with sweet baby Haru-chan! When Mori saw that his cousin was sad, he stood up, and without warning, plucked the innocent child from the twin's grasp's.

The three bickering host's began to shout in protest, but then immediately shut up after seeing the fearsome glare they were given in return. Mori placed the angel with Hunny-sempai and sat down opposite the happy pair. Hikaru, Kaoru, and Tamaki currently occupied the mushroom infested emo corner.

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"Do not fear Haruhi! For your Papa is finally here!" Ranka burst forth out the uncomfortable cab, after flinging the money into the driver's face.

In the back round, confetti fell from the sky (God only knows where that came from) and an unknown crowd cheered, "Ranka! The Number One Dad! Ranka! The Number One Dad!" (Who the hell are these strangers?!). Komari stood at the side holding a giant foam finger with a big 1 on the front.

The unlikely couple stood for a few moments as silence greeted their apparently dramatic entrance. Crickets chirped, and a tumble weed blew by.

"Now… which way was that clubroom again?" Ranka questioned aloud. If this were an anime, Komari would currently be sporting a large sweat drop right about now.

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Deep inside the black nothingness that was the Black Magic Club's room, Kyoya received a cold shiver down his spine.

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So, what do you guys think after my weeks of writer's block-err-I mean……… ah never mind! Just tell me what you think!