This chapter is about Mario, Link, and Captain Falcon. Warning: This chapter contains some randomness.

Mario was sitting at the kitchen table, looking glum. He felt like a loser. Link came dancing into the room looking so happy, Mario could hardly stand to look at him.

"Jingle bell Robert!" Link sang happily. "Hey Mario, what's wrong?"

"I feel like a loser," Mario admitted. "Nice song by the way." But Link didn't even hear the compliment.

"What? A loser? Oh no. We have got to fix you! Yo Captain! Get your butt in here!" Link exclaimed. Captain Falcon came racing in as though he and Link had planned for this. Mario secretly hoped that they didn't.

"What is it Link?" he asked.

"We gotta teach Mario how to be cool," Link said. Mario's eyes widened.

"Wait, that's not what I…" he began.

"Let's do this!" Captain Falcon cut him off. Link hit the button on the stereo that had somehow magically appeared right next to him. A rap beat began playing.

"Yo, yo, fricki, fricki, yo!" Link began rapping. "We're gonna teach Mario how to be cool, yo!"

"First thing to do, to help ya be cool, ya gotta get up and dive in a pool," Captain Falcon rapped back. "Of awesome that is!"

"And after you dive into that pool, ya gotta get down and dance!" Link said.

"Dance?" Captain Falcon asked. "Dude, that doesn't rhyme!"

"I know! But I couldn't think of anything else to say!" Link stopped the rap and explained his failure.

"Guys, I appreciate you trying to help me, but this isn't going to work," Mario said as he turned off the music. "I didn't mean that kind of loser! I meant I didn't get all of my Christmas shopping done!"

"Oh," Link said. "Well we just wasted part of an awesome rap!"

"Is a rap ever really wasted?" Captain Falcon asked.

"I guess not," Mario shrugged. "So, now that we don't have to talk about being cool…"

"LET'S RAP ABOUT OTHER STUFF!" Link exclaimed, turning the music back on. And the three made up the best rap about other stuff they could. And in reality, it wasn't that good.

Short chapter. Couldn't think of how much more to expand on that.

Next Time: A fox, a monkey, and a boy work out a Secret Santa exchange ( I sense another short chapter!)

Read on! =3