Two chapters in a day! You still can send kitties! Just two per person please!

Declaimer: Randomness-strawberry-guitar-pelt the second and Fluffyhugsfur belong to SwiftStar1.

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Cheetahstar was humming happily in the middle of the camp. It was one of those perfect days in wich nothing goes wrong. But in these story, that days are extinct.

Cheetahstar had the feeling of being observed, so she opened her eyes and meet two pairs of eyes, two light gray and two blue. She felt her pelt starting to stand up when the eyes disappeared. She sighed, "Again with the problem of the random floating eyes. I must talk to The-moon-is-shining-comet..."

Some meters from her, Heavymetal was singing, loudly. "I LOVE YOU FOR A THOUSEND YEARS, I LOVE YOU FOR A THOUSEND MORE!"

Suddendly, a yellow thing fell from the sky and crushed Heavymetal.

"Hi cats! I'm Randomness-strawberry-guitar-pelt the second and I come from the sky!"

"From StarClan?" I-hate-this-kitsfanfiction said, closing his beloved computer.

"Pst, StarClan?! That is so stupid! No! I came from the clouds!" the yellow she-cat laughed.

Suddendly, a fluffy thing came from the forest.

"I'm Fluffyhugsfur, the racoon cat! I will hug you to death and-"

He saw Randomness-strawberry-guitar-pelt the second.

She saw him.

"I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS BUT I ALREADY LOVE YOU!" The fluffy tom screamed, hugging the strawberry streaked she-cat.

"I ALSO LOVE YOU! BE MY MATE!" She yelled.

"Ah, young love" sighed Fatold.

Sizzlepelt suddendly appeared, "It's raining cats!" He hollered before entering a den and start shacking.

AND, how I said, that wasn't a normal day, a big tabby tom entered the camp.

"Hello" said Tigerstar

The Clan went silent.

The kits appeared.

"Now!" Screamed Let-me-flyyyyyyyykit and S.H.I.E.L.D kit to the other kits.

Froggykit, Aerosmithkit, Mew-Mew-Powerkit, Skywatcherkit and I-got-mental-problems-I-wanna-go-to-ThunderClankit came with Mudstar's bazooka.

Eragonkit, trying to be awesome as his brother, shot the bazooka at Tigerstar.

There was a BOOM

And there laid Tigerstar, shaking in fear and not death, since Eragonkit's aiming is terrible.

"Wait!" Screamed Sizzlepelt.

Tigerstar's fur started to change color.

From his eyes something fell.

There was Bilepelt.

"You just got pranked!" Screamed Heavymetal, Kiss-kissed-Firestarmuzzle, Dieghost and Wordmind, "We painted Bilepelt and made him use contacts!"

The Clan went silent.

Then they laughed.

From the entrance came yet another cat.

"Oh Valar! That is Sol?!" Cheetahstar screeched. (Yep, she is a LOTR fan. Yep yet again, I'm randomly placing cats in the story)

Sol looked confused, "This isn't ThunderClan..."

And he was hugged by Fluffyhugsfur.

Sol turned blue, "Can't. Breath"

Sol started turning purple.

"Oh StarClan! Nobody told me that he could do that!" Sabertooth purred.

And Sol died. Yep, that's right. Sol died like that, HUGGED.

Mudstar came from his den, hat on his head. He saw the kits. The kits saw him. And they ran.

"Come back you ***** thiefs!" Mudstar screeched.

"Those ***** are mine!" Wordmind leaped at Mudstar.

They went rolling away.

Randomness-strawberry-guitar-pelt the second saw The-sun-is-fallingclaw.

She poked the elder she-cat.

"THE SUN IS FALLING!" the eldery she-cat screeched while running in circles.

All of StupidClan went to calm the elder. Except, of course, Cheetahstar.

Cheetahstar sat silently, looking at the stars since it was night already.

Another cat approached her.

It was Faramir-the-awesome.

Wordmind observed from the distance, "Is he ****** really flirting with her?" She whispered.

"It lookssss like it" Snakescale responded.

"One does not simply flirt with her" Wordmind stated. (Cookies and huggs to the one who knows the reference!)

"That isss right- oh! Ssssshe punched him!" Snakescale hissed happily.

"And now she is ******* clawing at him!" Wordmind holled.

Faramir-the-awesome ended in the medicine den.

Legolas-the-elf-arrow laughed at him.

The-sun-is-fallingclaw was knocked down.

Sol died AT LEAST!

Crazyparty scaped to Peru.

And Bilepelt is traumatized.

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WHY WAS THE ONCE KIT FLIRTING WITH THE SECOND LEADER? WHY DID CATS STARTED RAINING FROM THE SKY? ALL OF THESE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF STUPIDCLAN: THE NEXT GENERATION.