To Love Ru: Restart

I don't own either To Love Ru or its license, if I did, Rito would actually grow some balls after all the shit he's gone through :/

AN: I forgot to add that any weapons or items that are in other series won't be added in last chapter's ending note _

Sorry about that

I won't be adding a chapter on Saturdays, Mondays or Tuesdays, reason being is that I don't want to be burned out on this fanfic and stop doing it, and I hate all those writers who don't complete the stories only to come back to them and either add one chapter and never come back to it, discontinue it, or get rid of the story all together.

That WON'T, I repeat, WON'T happen on this story. That is a promise to you guys and gals out there that read this fic.

Okay, I've ranted long enough, ON WITH THE SHOW!

Girls that will be with Rito are as follows:

Lala Satalin Deviluke

Haruna Sairenji

Yui Kotegawa

Run Elise Jewelria

Ryoko Mikado

Risa Momioka

Golden Darkness/Yami

Tearju Lunatique (When she comes into play)

Momo Velia Deviluke (When she comes into play)

Nana Aster Deviluke (When she comes into play)

"How are you?": Normal speak

"Well, I'm fucked.": Thoughts

"I'm gonna need an oil change.": Robotic speak

"Why did this have to happen this way?": Robotic thought

Chapter 4: School for Aliens Part 2

Up in the upper atmosphere, an hour before Lala's transfer to school

A loud beeping noise echoed throughout the ship, just as Zastin came onto the bridge, "Report!" Zastin said.

"We've detected an unidentified spaceship! It will soon enter earth's atmosphere!" Smaul yelled.

"I will find Lala-sama, keep your eyes on them!" Zastin yelled and went to the teleporter bay. He also had to find Rito, to give him a message from Lord Deviluke.

Present time

Haruna was showing off the school clubs and activities to Lala, with Rito following the both of them.

"Hey Haruna," Lala said.

"Ah, yes?" Haruna asked, breaking her of her thoughts.

"School is so fun, isn't it? Everyone here is having a good time, i'm glad I came!" Lala said with joy.

"Is… Is that so?" Haruna asked, mildly confused.

The both of them continued with the clubs and Rito was following them, when Lala said, "Hey Haruna,"

"Yes?" Haruna asked

"Do you have someone you like, Haruna?" Lala asked, which made Haruna blush madly, and Rito to facepalm. "She said that she was Haruna's Haremsister, so why is she asking that?" Rito thought to himself, only to remember how innocent and naïve Lala was at first.

"W-why all of a sudden…?!" Haruna asked, flustered.

The two of them went outside and Lala said, "I fell in love with someone recently for the first time," She placed her hands behind her head and continued on with, "It's a strange feeling to be in love… my heart is pounding."

Rito followed them outside, hiding while doing so, remembering every bit of their conversation. When Lala and Haruna were walking out to the baseball field, a baseball landed at Lala's feet and she looked down at it. Stars appeared in her eyes and she asked "What's that?"

She picked it up and a smile appeared on her face, she called out to the baseball team, saying, "Hey, let me try it!" and rushed over to them.

A few of the members saw her rushing up to them and all eyes were on her.

"Hey that girl," one of them said.

"She's the rumored pretty transfer student," another one said.

"She wants to try out baseball?" a third one said.

Taizou Motemitsu, the "Legendary" rising Baseball star, (in his eyes) lightly laughed and said, "Interesting, it's a good chance. I, the Baseball Club's ace pitcher will throw for her."

He turned and saw Lala holding the bat, "Just hit the ball with this stick? Okay!" she said and readied herself.

Motemitsu Taizou threw the ball, and was almost knocked on his ass when he saw the power she had. Lala hit the ball and sent it out of the park, like space-wise.

The entire Baseball club was speechless and looked to where the ball had vanished. Haruna was just as speechless. Rito couldn't help but feel proud of Lala, he respected her physical strength, and having to deal with Lala when she was going through pregnant mood-swings and it made him learn to respect it. He shuttered when he remembered Lala during sex when pregnant, very good, yet very painful.

"And it keeps going on and on!" Lala said, placing a hand over her eyes.

Peke said, "This isn't good Lala-sama. You've got to adjust your power to the earthlings' level."

Motemitsu grinned and said, "Not only is she cute, she's good at this too. I like it, I'll let you be my girlfriend!"

"Woah! He is Motemitsu-senpai after all! He's made an advance on her already!" The team said, "And look at him talk with that attitude!"

Rito growled, alerting everyone around him, except for the arrogant upperclassman and Lala.

"Eh, no thanks." Lala said calmly.

"WHAT?!" he yelled.

"ACK! He's been rejected already!" the Baseball club cried.

"T-then have a match with me! If you can't hit the next ball, you'll have to be my girlfriend!" he demanded.

"ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT!" Rito yelled grabbing everyone's attention.

He walked over to the field and said, "I will be damned if I let her date you, shithead!"

He was about to take the bat from Lala when she ran off with it, "I get the feeling I know what she's about to do with it." Rito thought to himself.

Lala came back with Buzzing Bat-Kun and handed it off to him, "Here Rito-kun!" she said happily.

"Another one of your inventions, Lala-chan?" Rito asked.

"It's called Buzzing Bat-Kun." She said and handed it off to Rito.

He swung it around a few times, then readied himself and thought, "As soon as I hit the ball, let go of the bat!"

The arrogant upperclassman began to stoke his ego and threw the ball. Rito swung the bat and Rito heard a clicking noise. Three hatches opened up in the back and out popped three rockets. Buzzing Bat-Kun hit the ball and blew straight through the entire team. Buzzing Bat-Kun picked up in speed and Rito let go, it began to fly in circles going forward and then vanished from sight.

"I get the feeling Zastin will be feeling the pain in a bit." Rito thought.

"Incredible Rito-kun! You're so strong!" Lala said in joy.

Rito looked to Lala and Haruna and said, "That tears it, i'm staying with the two of you for the rest of the tour."

Lala didn't mind, but Haruna tried to dissuade him to no avail.

Meanwhile

Zastin was at the police station and trying, yet failing, to find Rito. All of a sudden, something covered him and his shadow, he then looked up and saw Buzzing Bat-Kun. It smashed into his face and knocked him down. Lady luck decided to screw with Zastin even more and the bat landed on his testicles. Everyone watching couldn't help but feel bad for the strange man as he crawled in the fetal position.

Back with Rito

Rito, Haruna, and Lala spent the rest of the day introducing Lala to the clubs, which Rito had a few problems with. Every time they went to a different club, at least one of the members tried to hit on Lala, which caused Rito to grin coldly and ask, "Would you like to keep your balls intact?" All the clubs were a problem until they got to the tennis club.

"Hello Sairenji-kun," Someone said, Rito recognized him as Sugasa-Sensei. Rito looked at him as he talked to Sairenji. Had he been switched with Ghi Bree, or not? He then saw him look at Lala and Sairenji with lust.

"So Gri Bree has arrived." Rito thought and glared at him. The rest of the day passed peacefully and the three of them went home, one of them making plans.

The Next Day

Rito walked with Lala to school, thinking about Gid's message.

FLASHBACK

Rito came downstairs and saw Zastin eating breakfast.

"What are you doing Zastin?" Rito asked.

Zastin put down his chopsticks and said, "If you think I just came here to eat you are mistaken."

He pulled out a Holographic recorder and it activated, "Yuuki Rito," he heard Gid say, "I've heard Zastin's story and I've got to say, you intrigue me."

"This is going way differently then last time." Rito thought to himself.

"When I heard that a puny human was going to take my daughter's hand in marriage, I was enraged." He heard Gid say.

Gid continued on with, "But when I saw you use Lala's D-Dial and take down one of Lala's invention with another one, I was impressed. You have impressed me Yuuki Rito, but that will not be enough to win me over. Be warned, every fiancé candidate that has met with Lala will try to take Lala away from you, fail to protect her, or die, I'll destroy your entire planet and enslave your entire race. I'll be seeing you, try not to disappoint my expectations." And the Holographic Recorder deactivated.

Rito looked to Zastin and asked, "He's serious, isn't he?"

Zastin nodded and said, "You should take what he said seriously, there was one man who behaved impolitely in front of Lord Deviluke and he destroyed the man's entire planet."

Rito remembered the incident in the records, he tried to look it up in his previous life, only to find dead ends.

FLASHBACK END

After Zastin gave the message to Rito, he finished his breakfast and teleported back to his ship.

That was earlier in the morning, it is now an hour later and the students are now outside for PE. A starting gun went off and Lala shot off like a bullet.

"1… 100 meters… on 10.9 seconds," The another student said as she looked at a stopwatch. Everyone swarmed around the student to see if it was true.

"Lala-sama I think you should hold back your strength some more." Peke said.

She gave a light pout and a few of the other girls were talking amongst themselves. Sugasa Bree was looking over the girls and had a hungry look on his face.

"Hey, she's absolutely terrific? Right, Haruna?" Risa asked.

Haruna didn't hear her due to the fact she was looking over to the male side and was watching her boyfriend play soccer/football. Rito blocked the ball and began to move it down the field.

She felt two hands grab her boobs and rub them, then she heard "Hey, Haruna baby, what's up! Your boobs are small and cute as usual!"

"You're zoning out a lot lately Haruna!" she heard Mio say.

Haruna broke out of Risa's grip and covered herself as Risa said, "I bet you're in love or something,"

Mio continued with, "I know, I know, it's Sugasa-sensei isn't it!? He's really hot,"

"N-no, it's not like that!" Haruna said, blushing.

The bell rang and Sugasa said "That's it for today."

All the other girls swarmed him and tried to get him to eat lunch with them, but he laughed and said, "Sorry, I have some important errands to take care of today." Then he turned to Haruna and Rito saw the look in his eyes, "Damnit! Ghi Bree's gonna make his move!" Rito thought.

"Sairenji," Sugasa Bree said and she looked to him, "Come with me for a moment." The two of them walked away and Rito was about to follow them when his teammates saw him about to walk off the field. His teammates stopped him and Rito began to get angry with them, by the time they stopped bothering him, Haruna and Gri Bree had vanished to the gym storage room.

"Thanks a lot, IDIOTS!" Rito growled.

He couldn't immediately go to the gym storage room without altering thee timeline, and he didn't want that. Then he realized he already fucked the timeline by asking Haruna out earlier then when they finally got together in the old timeline.

After PE, Rito found Lala and said, "Lala, we've got a problem."

She smiled and said, "What is it, do you not like Mikan's lunch?"

He was about to say Haruna was kidnapped, when his phone went off. He opened it and saw that it was Haruna's cellphone number on the caller's side. "Haruna-chan! Are you-" Rito said quickly, but was interrupted.

"Yuuki Rito," he heard Sugasa say. "It's finally nice to talk to you."

"Ah, Sugasa-baka, how are you?" Rito said cheekily.

"I have something to talk to you about regarding the princess of Deviluke. May I see you immediately?"

"Well he has my attention, for now." Rito thought, then said, "Let me guess, you have Haruna-chan hostage and you are willing to trade Lala for her?" which shocked Lala.

"You're smart, too smart for your own good." A photo was sent to Rito and he remembered the photo, Haruna was tied up in tentacles.

"As you can see, your friend is in an uncomfortable situation, if you want to see her again, come to the gym storage room." Sugasa said.

Rito laughed and said, "There won't be enough of you left to even recognize you when I'm done." And Rito ended the call.

Rito looked to Lala and said, "One of your fiancé candidates have taken Haruna hostage."

Lala's eyes widened and she began to look angry, "Where are they?"

"The gym storage room," Rito said, "Shall we take care of him?"

Lala smiled and said, "I'd like that."

Gym Storage room

Ghi Bree was inside the storage room with Haruna, giggling perversely as the tentacles groped Haruna, "She isn't that bad, almost as good as Lala," Gri Bree said perversely, just as the door was ripped off its hinges and thrown to the side.

Ghi Bree quickly turned around and saw Lala and Rito. "Looks like he started without us." Rito said.

"Hmm, you got here fast, and you brought the guest of honor." Ghi Bree said.

Rito stepped forward and said, "Do you have any idea what you are doing, you worthless piece of shit?"

Just as he did that, Ghi Bree turned into his alien form and said, "Now that Lala is here, I want you to break off the engagement with her."

Rito cracked his neck and Lala said, "I'd never be with you Ghi Bree, I told you I hate you!" and she used her finger to lower her eyelid and stuck out her tongue.

Ghi Bree grinned and said, "Now now Lala, you'll like it."

"I told you no, and I mean it!" Lala said angrily.

Ghi Bree Growled and said, "Shut up!" and grew in size.

"I can't believe this scared me in my last life." Rito thought to himself.

Ghi Bree laughed at his (supposed) upgrade. "You will be with me Lala, or everyone here will experience hell!" he said confidently.

Neither Lala or Ghi Bree let each other out of their sights, until they heard Rito begin to giggle. The both of them turned to him and his giggles turned to full-on laughter. "Hell, that is cute." Rito said after his laughing fit, only for his face to turn serious and him to start walking towards Ghi Bree.

"What the hell, why isn't he cowering?!" Ghi Bree thought to himself.

"Rito-kun, how isn't he scared right now?" Lala thought to herself.

"I am gonna enjoy this." Rito said, and cracked his knuckles.

"You've got to be kidding me! I warn you, I possess 100 times more strength then a human," Ghi Bree tried to threaten.

"Which is bullshit." Rito thought to himself and continued to walk forward.

"T-then, HOW ABOUT THIS?!" Ghi Bree yelled and grew even bigger than before.

"Cute, real fuckin' cute." Rito said and readied himself for an attack. He then lunged for Ghi Bree and yelled his battle cry. As soon as he got even close to Ghi Bree, the alien screamed "I'm sorry! Don't hurt me!"

Rito stopped and asked, "Wanna run that by me again?"

"Crap!" Ghi Bree thought, then stood up and said, "I-I won't forgive you if you say you're sorry." And he proceeded to laugh like he had already won.

He looked back to Rito and when Rito saw him look down, he roared like an animal. Ghi Bree stepped on a baseball and fell backwards, screaming in pain.

"Goddamn, what a wimp." Rito thought, remembering what was to come next. A cabinet of sports equipment fell on top of the alien and he shrunk down to his normal size.

"Is that the true form of Ghi Bree?" Lala asked as he twitched.

"My! Isn't he a Balkean. Despite having excellent mimicry abilities their body power is extremely delicate." Peke said, accessing her knowledge banks.

"So this guy was bluffing? Barely worth it." Rito said, annoyed.

"What should we do with him Lala-sama?" Peke asked.

She pulled up her D-Dial and pulled out Slosh-Slosh Warp-Kun and dropped Ghi Bree into it, "That." Lala said.

"How about we take care of Haruna-chan first?" Rito asked and looked over to the unconscious girl. They got her down and Rito thought, "At least her clothes aren't ripped this time."

The both of them got Haruna to the nurse's office and put her down on the bed. Rito left the room, saying he had a few things to take care of, and told her to tell Haruna that she passed out from Anemia. His real reason for leaving was that he needed to train a lot more now. Haruna woke up a half an hour later.

"Are you awake Haruna-san?" Lala asked.

"L-lala-san?" Haruna asked, "I… what happened?"

"Haruna, you passed out near the tennis club's room." Lala said.

"Anemia?" Haruna asked and sat up.

Lala tackled Haruna in a hug and said, "I'm so glad that you are safe, Haruna!"

"La-lala-san?! Are you the one who found me?" Haruna asked.

"No, it was Rito-kun that saved you!" Lala said happily.

Rito was walking home thinking to himself, "Come on world, hit me with your best shot! I know every trick you have up your sleeves so I'll be ready for all of them!" he thought, unknown to him that changing the timeline, altered everything.

CHAPTER 4: DONE!

Well, this chapter is done! :D

I thank you all who have read up to this point, the next chapter will be getting a bit gruesome, hopefully you'll like it.

Until the next chapter, Peace!

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