Kay so, here's the next chap! Thanks to everyone. I LOVE YOU ALL! ROCK ON MIGHTY SEDDIE WARRIORS! Ahem. anywaysss....
Disclaimer: iCarly and all its characters are owned by Dan Schneider. I am not Dan Schneider.
Saturday, November 20
Smarty-Carly: *yawns* Hey peoples...
Sam-i-am: Yah, definatly what she said.
MebeEthan: Hey girls.....Freddie
Ready, Freddie: Mmmmmmm hmmmmm, u better have added Freddie onto that sentance.
Sam-i-am: Or what?
Ready, Freddie: Huh?
Smarty-Carly: Sam, just let it go...
Sam-i-am: No wait. if he's gonna say somthing he should be able to explain why.
MebeEthan: I'm lost...
Ready, Freddie: Join the club
MebeEthan: I just dont get girl talk
Ready, Freddie: Me niether! I mean no offence but, Carly always knows what Sams talking about. Even if its like three words.
Smarty-Carly: Hello, sitting right here!
Sam-i-am: Yeah really, talk about us as if were not reading everything your saying, why dont you?
MebeEthan: no, no. I'm not tryna be mean or anything..
Ready, Freddie: yeah we think its cool.
MebeEthan: Yeah, were not picking on u for having wierd "clairvoyant" powers. we admire them
Sam-i-am: Really?
Ready, Freddie: Tottaly, i mean imagine if guys knew what eachother were saying all the time with like, a look.
Smarty-Carly: a look?
Ready, Freddie: Yeah u know?
Sam-i-am: If she knew do u think she would have asked?
Ready, Freddie: Oh, come on Carls, sometimes we'll be talking and then Sam says something, then you look at her, and she gets all quiet.
Smarty-Carly: Excuse u Freddie, but if im not mistaken a look is all Sam has to give to get u running out of the room!
Ready, Freddie: Well thats a dif. I've learned from past experiences
Sam-i-am: Yes well i do have that affct on people.
MebeEthan: Right well anyway....
Ready, Freddie: What do u mean 'anyway'?
MebeEthan: What do u mean 'what do I mean'? I'm trying to end this pointless conversation.
Ready, Freddie: Yah but dude, it wasn't even pointless. And plus, u dont try to end a conversation with "anyway" when we weren't talking about anything beforehand.
Smarty-Carly: Hey, leave him alone! I think it was a pointless conversation 2! thanks Ethan.
Ready, Freddie: why r u thanking him?
Smarty-Carly: Well the conversaition is done isn't it!
Ready, Freddie: Well yeah but..
Smarty-Carly: But nothing.
Sam-i-am: BUT! It saying 'anyway' started an even pointlesser discussion.
MebeEthan: Pointlesser? Thats so cute. did u just say pointlesser?
Sam-i-am: What? More piontless, whatever!
MebeEthan: No, no u said pointlesser!
Sam-i-am: So what?
Smarty-Carly: it sounds like a second grader Sam
Ready, Freddie: Hey now hold on. At least the word isn't as "pointlesser" as the conversation.
Sam-i-am: Oh shut up, you guys are being mean. :0
Smarty-Carly: oh and ur nice Sam?
MebeEthan: Ok, guys, lets stop picking on sam.
Sam-i-am: Thank u.
MebeEthan: I mean, she is just a widdle girl.
Ready, Freddie: lol
Smarty-Carly: LOLSHAWEJSTICT!
Sam-i-am: Ugh! I dont have to sit here and listen to you guys be lame! I actaully have something to do! Seeya around.
Sam-i-am has signed off.
MebeEthan: What was that, Carly? Did u just have a spaz attack on ur keyboard?
MebeEthan: hey wait a sec, did sam sign off?
Smarty-Carly: No, I didn't have a spaz attack. That's my little abreviation I do for....it's a long story.
Smarty-Carly: Oh, i guess she did.
Ready, Freddie: Ooops, i guess she wuz mad
Smarty-Carly: Ya think?
MebeEthan: Craaaaaaaaaap. This is all my fualt!
Smarty-Carly: Hey, Reba says that!
MebeEthan: What?
Smarty-Carly: On the show Reba. She says that. What you just said.
MebeEthan: What? So even Reba thinks this is all my fault?
Smarty-Carly: No, no, the other thing
MebeEthan: Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?
Smarty-Carly: Yes, thats the one!
Ready, Freddie: GUYS! What about Sam?
Smarty-Carly: What? sorry, sorry, my bad.
Smarty-Carly: Whats her prob anyway?
MebeEthan: is she really mad about the pointlesser thing?
Smarty-Carly: *giggles* mm hhmm, piontlesser.
Ready, Freddie: Not the point Carly
Smarty-Carly: lol!
Ready, Freddie: What now?
Smarty-Carly: u said point.
Ready, Freddie: ?
Smarty-Carly: Pointlesser?
MebeEthan: COULD THIS ARGUMENT BE ANYMORE "POINTLESSER"!
Smarty-Carly: Right, my bad, again.
MebeEthan: OK, guys, calm down, I'll just call her on her cell. brb
MebeEthan has signed off.
Ready, Freddie: Oh yeah, I'm sure he'll fix everything. Nub
Smarty-Carly: Isn't it funny how we're always the last ones left?
Ready, Freddie: It was wierd though, i mean, since when does Sam get all "You guys suck!" on us like that.
Smarty-Carly: But really, they always leave or rush off the computer or somthing.
Ready, Freddie: What? what does that have to do with anything.
Smarty-Carly: Oh, sorry. but i think i might know why she was so angry.
Ready, Freddie: u see! clairvoyant powers!
Smarty-Carly: OK. so do u want to know or what?
Ready, Freddie: OK, OK. what is it psychic mind reader, whats the 4-1-1?
MebeEthan has re-signed in to the chatroom
MebeEthan: Hey guys.
Smarty-Carly: Hey! so how'd it go with Sam?
MebeEthan: Not so good.
Ready, Freddie: Really! I mean...what happened.
MebeEthan: Ok, so i call her right?
Smarty-Carly: Jes.
Ready, Freddie: Right
MebeEthan: And she keeps me waiting like twenty minutes to pick up. like on the 8th ring.
Ready, Freddie: ooooooooooo.
Smarty-Carly: Not a good sign.
MebeEthan: Exactly what im thinking when she picks up and says "hello?" like she didnt even know it was me
Smarty-Carly: hhhhhhhhhhmmmm
Ready, Freddie: OK then
MebeEthan: So i ask "why'd u sign off like that, whats ur deal, did i do somthing?"
Ready, Freddie: uh yeah... 'prolly not the best choice of words...
MebeEthan: Then shes all "my deal, my deal? U WANNA KNOW WHAT MY DEAL IS? U WANNA KNOW WHAT U DID?" and im all "i dont know, do i?"
Smarty-Carly: Seriously?
Ready, Freddie: ur trying to be funny at this time? Really?
MebeEthan: I was trying to lightin the mood!
Smarty-Carly: OK, OK, let him go on.
MebeEthan: Anyway then shes all "why are u being such a jerk? How could u call me a little girl in front of my friends like that? Do you know what it's like to be ME and be called a little girl?" i told her i was just kidding around with her and thought it was cute that she said pointlesser.
Ready, Freddie: Well that was good.....I mean, i guess.
Smarty-Carly: Yeah at least she knows u were only friendly playing.
MebeEthan: Yeah, Well she didnt buy it.
Ready, Freddie: She didn't!
Smarty-Carly: Freddie. Ethan, can u really blame her?
MebeEthan: Um yeah! i told her she was cute! i thought girls loved hearing that!
Smarty-Carly: Yeah, but not when the boy who's saying, it is just saying it to save his butt, instead of to make her feel good.
MebeEthan: But i wasnt trying to save my butt when i said it!
Ready, Freddie: well....
MebeEthan: well... what?
Ready, Freddie: wrnt u?
MebeEthan: wasnt i what?
Ready, Freddie: werent u tryna save ur butt by saying she was cute?
MebeEthan: how was i trying to save my butt? i was just complimentig her!
Ready, Freddie: yeah but, u were complimenting her in hopes that she would forgive u, hence, saving ur butt.
Smarty-Carly: OK, can we please stop talking about his butt? not exactly my favorite subject.
Ready, Freddie: Its only a metiphorical butt, not his actuall buttox.
Smarty-Carly: ok, really poeple, i think thats really enough bootty talk.
MebeEthan: ok, so maybe on the phone i was trying to save my...self, from getting yelled at or whatever but when i said it online, i meant it.
Ready, Freddie: Well did u tell her that?
MebeEthan: She hung up, how could i?
Ready, Freddie: i dont know.
Smarty-Carly: i dont think thats her problem though, i mean, its not like sam to get all angry over somthing like that.
Ready, Freddie: yeah i would expect her to just insult one of us back or somthing.
Smarty-Carly: Actaully, before you signed on I was gonna tell Freddie why i though Sam was really mad
MebeEthan: What is it?
Ready, Freddie: Yeah really.
Smarty-Carly: ok, theirs this rule book for dating.
MebeEthan: there is? what, can i chek it out the library?
Smarty-Carly: no, not that kind of book. it's more like an unwritten rulebook, with very important unwritten rules.
Ready, Freddie: if there so important than wouldnt someone have written them down by now?
MebeEthan: well duh! Obviously, its like some seceret girl thing, and thier afraid if they write it down then guys will read it.
Ready, Freddie: Yeah, like their own seceret book that whenever we break a rule they get all mad and we never know what to do cuz we can never read the book.
Smarty-Carly: ....................... r u 2 finished?
Ready, Freddie: yes.
MebeEthan: sorry.
Smarty-Carly: OK, so its not anything like what u guys were thinking. and some guys know about it too. thier the guys who get all the girls, cuz they follow the rules.
MebeEthan: So what does this rule book have to do with Sam.
Smarty-Carly: well Ethan, I'm sorry to tell u but u broke a rule, one of the BIGGEST rules in the book.
MebeEthan: Gee. Awesome.
Smarty-Carly: i mean really, they have breakup songs about how guys broke this rule.
Ready, Freddie: Well.... what is it?
Smarty-Carly: oooooooooooooh, can't say.
Ready, Freddie: What, why not?
MebeEthan: um, im sorry but did she just say SHE CAN'T STAY!
Ready, Freddie: uuh yeah.... fortunatly, she did.
Smarty-Carly: Look, Ethan, it's not like i dont want to...
MebeEthan: Than tell me!
Smarty-Carly: i cant!
MebeEthan: WHY NOT!
Smarty-Carly: BECAUSE! it's against girl code.
MebeEthan: Against who whah?
Smarty-Carly: yeah, well theirs another unwritten book, but for girls only.
Ready, Freddie: Really? Cool, whats it called?
Smarty-Carly: Girl Code.
Ready, Freddie: oh, right. i could'a guessed that.
MebeEthan: So what does Girl Code have to do with u not telling me whats up with sam?
Smarty-Carly: ok, in Girl Code, and the Unwritten Book of Relationships, one of the rules is: if a friend's boyfreind/girlfriend breaks a rule in the Unwritten Book of Relationships the boy must figure out what it is and the victoms freind may NOT tell or help said boyfriend. or girlfreind. in this case boyfriend.
MebeEthan: ok, im tottaly confused.
Smarty-Carly: Look! Ethan, u broke a rule in the UBR, and YOU and u alone have to figure out what it is and fix it! i can't tell u what it is cuz that would be a direct violation of the Girl Code!
MebeEthan: So what ur saying is... what r u saying?
Ready, Freddie: What she's saying is: ur on ur on, dude.
MebeEthan: Well that's just great. except i have no idea what rule i broke! i dont even know the rules in the first place!
Ready, Freddie: you're sure, u can't think of anything u did wrong?
MebeEthan: i am completely stumped.
Smarty-Carly: ok, i think i have an idea.
MebeEthan: awesome! what is it.
Smarty-Carly: freddie pick up ur phone, its me.
Ready, Freddie: ok, hang on Ethan.
MebeEthan: sure, i have nothing else to do.
MebeEthan: r u guys done yet?
MebeEthan: really, this has been a long time.
MebeEthan: ok u guys r right across the hall, why cant u just talk in person!
MebeEthan: i feel so alone.
MebeEthan: its been 20 minutes!
Ready, Freddie: no way!
Smarty-Carly: yes way!
Ready, Freddie: Oh my gosh i cant believe i forgot! how could i forget!
MebeEthan: Forgot what, forget what?
Ready, Freddie: Dude, Ethan, you really screwed up.
Smarty-Carly: Freddie! no!
MeBeEthan: Wait, what do u mean Freddie no? Freddie yes!
Smarty-Carly: No, he cant just tell u like that! if he did i might as well have told u myself!
MebeEthan: Well, its about time!
Smarty-Carly: OK, I might be violating a rule somewhere but I've decided I will give you a hint.
MeBeEthan: OK, cool.
Ready, Freddie: Woah, Woah, Woah, what? A Hint? No! You just said.
Smarty-Carly: Look! I know what i said. But Ethans really trying....(sorry)
Ready, Freddie: *Sighs*
MeBeEthan: Wait, wait, what? you lost me at the 3rd Woah.
Smarty-Carly: OK...a hint...a hint...
MeBeEthan: a hint...a hint.....
Smarty-Carly: GOT IT!
MeBeEthan: Hit me.
Smarty-Carly: Ok. Their's a show on MTV that has to do with the rule you forgot.
MeBeEthan: A show on MTV? hmmm lets see...the only shows I know on MTV are.....The HIlls, The Real World, 16 and pregnant-wait, it's not that one is it?
Smarty-Carly: Oh for goodness sake! this is a shame!
Ready, Freddie: I'm calling shananigans on u!
MeBeEthan: Shananigans? Why
Ready, Freddie: Because, its so obvious it's like it's screaming at him!
MeBeEthan: o........ my........... lanta. (A/N: lol=])
Smarty-Carly: Um, Ethan, r u ok?
MeBeEthan: Oh........... My............ I can't believe this!
Ready, Freddie: Whats ur problem, man?
MeBeEthan: How could i forget that! she just told me last month!
Ready, Freddie: Who told u what last month?
MeBeEthan: Ugh! im such a loser! no wonder shes so mad!
Ready, Freddie: Agreed. And WHATS GOING ON!
MeBeEthan: and it's just tomorrow! o my gosh, look guys I gotta go. Thanks, both of u though, u guys r life savers!
MeBeEthan has signed off.
Ready, Freddie: OK, what just happend.
Smarty-Carly: Well, I'm not sure but, I'm thinkin' he figured out what rule he broke.
Phew, OK, I'm ending it there! I know right? That chapter was longer then a normal persons life expectancy but it's up! So be happy! Oh and to nikky-luvs-music, if you're like "Oh that liar! She said she was gonna use my quote!" DON'T WORRY! I love it and I plan on using it next chapter which hopefully will be up tomorow or on Monday. I don't really worry about homework so I will probably update right after school. Peace, love, and Hair Grease!