Hermione holed herself up in her room for the rest of the day. She realized that she was being kind of a bitch to Sirius. Hermione stayed in her room until 10pm and went downstairs. She decided it would be funny to prank her friends and Draco's friends because she still looked nothing like herself.

With the floo powder, she threw it in, shouting,'' ZABINI MANOR!''

Once she shook the soot out of her hair, she was greeted by a little girl.

''Who are you? Are you Blaise's new girlfriend?'' she said in a pixie like voice.

Valentina smirked,'' Yes, I am. May I speak to him?''

''He's in his room with another lady, sorry,'' she said the way you would say,'' Yes, he's making sandwiches in the kitchen, have a nice day,''

''Okay,'' she said with a slight scoff.

Valentina walked until she heard a series of very inappropriate noises coming from one room. She immediately opened the door and yelled,'' BLAISE! How could you? I thought we had something! How could you cheat on me? We were together for 2 years, and you just throw it away like it's nothing? You are such a dick, Blaise Zabini!'' she was trying not to laugh at his face. It was the exact face a child would make after being caught stealing cookies from above the refrigerator.

The woman looked at Blaise with disgust, put on her clothes, and stormed out. He looked at her annoyed,'' Who are you? I have never seen you in my entire life, though for some reason you look familiar… Why did you do that? We were having a good time?''

Valentina started to giggle, and then laugh, and then she couldn't stop. She was clutching her sides from laughing so hard. Blaise looked at her like she was extraterrestrial.

''Are you okay?'' he asked, actually concerned.

''Ha-ha, yes, I'm quite alright.'' She started to calm down.

''That was hilarious,'' she said with a snicker.

Blaise grinned,'' That was a little funny, but who are you?''

''The Dark Princess,'' she said humorously.

''What are you-Oh my fucking god! No way!'' he started to freak out.

''My mother is Bellatrix and my father is Tom Riddle. Valentina Lestrange, nice to meet you.'' She said with an arrogant tone, like Snape.

He bowed, and she pulled him up immediately,'' You weirdo,'' she said with a genuine smile.

''Huh?''

''Hermione Granger,'' she said simply.

He looked at her for a good 5 seconds before it hit him,'' WHAT?''

''That is my old name,'' she said, monotone.

''Merlin's saggy balls,'' he mumbled.

''Indeed,'' she agreed.