Well, I'm really sorry, everyone, but I just don't want to continue this story. I feel it's sticking too close to the script or soemthing. I just can't seem to connect with it. If you want to know how it ends, everyone lets Bugs stay and the kids of "it's a small world" sing "Seventy-Six Trombones," which turns out to be even more annyoing than the original song. Bugs ends up getting run out of the park AGAIN. Oh, and Zaneeta turns out to be an alien like Stitch ("Why else would I dress this way?")
Here are the leftover bits I wrote. First, a version of "Sadder But Wiser Girl."
Bugs: A girl who makes you come to them
Wants commitment, marriage, capital M
The only affirmative she will file
Refers to marching down the aisle
No prude-like, feminine, right-wing, wholesome goddess
No sir!
You'll never see me fall for them
I can tell you that right now
I snarl, I hiss: How can ignorance be compared to bliss?
I spark, I kick for the lady doesn't like slapstick
I cheer, I rave for the virtue I'm too late to save
The sadder-but-wiser girl for me
No whiny, nagging, stuck-up, snobbish girl, ever
Not for me
That kinda child ties knots no sailor ever knew.
I prefer to take a chance on a more adult romance
No dewy young miss who keeps resisting
All the time she keeps insisting!
No wide-eyed, wholesome innocent female
No sir
A ball and chain from which I'm never free
I duck, I hide, when that female wants to have me tied
I smile, I grin, when the gal with a touch of sin walks in
I wish and I want for a girl who's not afraid to flaunt
The sadder-but-wiser girl's the girl for me
Bugs and Brer Rabbit: The sadder-but-wiser girl for me!
Then, there were two versions of "Gary Indiana"
Bugs: Good old Albuquerque
Good old Albuquerque
Yes, it's sort of quirky but there's nowhere else I'd roam, it's
Good old Albuquerque
Good old Albuquerque
Good old Albuquerque
My home sweet home
And...
Orlando Florida
Orlando Florida
Shiny all like glittah, it reflectth like polished chrome, it's
Orlando Florida
Orlando Florida
Orlando Florida
My home sweet home
("I don't know what he's talking about, there are plenty of s's!")
Mickey and his friends finally got to sing with a reprise of "Trouble"
Mickey: You got trouble, Mr. Hill!
Do think it's easy to trick me?
Maybe Donald and Goofy, but not the mouse in charge
I truly feel the need to boast
Why, I've dealt with hitchhiking ghosts
And I can smell a music sham a mile away
You'll have trouble!
Donald and Goofy: Oh, you'll have trouble
Mickey: Right in the Magic Kingdom
Donald and Goofy: Right in the Magic Kingdom
Mickey: Someone's gonna cry, which rhymes with "Y"
That stands for you!
Donald and Goofy: That stands for you!
Mickey: You're gonna have trouble
Donald and Goofy: You're gonna have trouble!
Mickey: Real soon
All Three: Unless you stop the sham you plan to do!
Donald and Goofy: You'll surly, surly, surly, surly have trouble, trouble, trouble...
Mickey: Don't doubt me, Hill! I may not have proof yet, but the second I find some, just the tiniest bit, you'll be kicked out of here! And then...
You'll have trouble!
Donald and Goofy: Oh, you'll have trouble
Mickey: Right in the Magic Kingdom
Donald and Goofy: Right in the Magic Kingdom
Mickey: Someone's gonna cry, which rhymes with "Y"
That stands for you!
Donald and Goofy: That stands for you!
Mickey: You're gonna have trouble
Donald and Goofy: You're gonna have trouble!
Mickey: Real soon
All Three: Unless you stop the sham you plan to do!
Trouble!
And finally, one of my favorite songs was actually based off of a Broadway demo for the upcoming Little Mermaid show. It was a parody of "Human Stuff," sung by the Hitchhiking Ghosts.
Ezra: Say, if you want something real pretty that plays a nice little ditty
Forget lights that strobe
(Phineas: He forced that rhyme)
(Gus: I know)
Ezra: Then it'll be absolutely dandy if you buy a little handy fancy carved snow globe
(Phineas: Are they really hand carved?)
(Gus: No.)
Ezra: Turn the thing upside-down and snow falls
People say this might bring luck
A music box'll play songs from balls
Problem is it costs ya forty bucks!
All Three: Wonderful stuff
The Disney stuff
If you're a buff
Of Disney stuff
And being stars, of course we are
No need for us to bluff
Because we're great at explanating Disney stuff
Ezra: And if you really wanna win here better buy a tiny pin here
They're collectable
(Gus: They outnumber the Pokemon, for crying out loud!)
Ezra: If this type of thing does catch you, you could crush 'em into statues
They're erect-able
(Phineas: I love that word!)
Ezra: Some people go crazy for these pins, for some reason they think they're nice
Not say they aren't, but we admit
Like everything, they're overpriced!
All Three: Wonderful stuff
That Disney stuff
Can't get enough
Of Disney stuff
Ezra: It's super swell
Phineas: We'll teach you well
Gus: And trust us with this one
All Three: Because learning about this crap is actually quite fun
Sensible stuff
This Disney stuff
None of it fluff
The Disney stuff
And heaven knows since we're the pros
From us you'll get no guff
Gus: So hoard up all your DVDs
Phineas: Unsold Tarzan Broadway CDs
Ezra: But I would refrain from Hillary Duff (Just me, though)
All Three: This is the stuff that's rarely tragic
Sometimes it can be real magic
We know, 'cause we know Disney stuff!!!
Don't worry, I haven't stopped writing these, just this story. Another one will follow shortly, I assure you. Once again, I'm very sorry.