Define Dysfunction
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To Naruto's surprise, and joy, the principal was a fairly young looking woman. She had long blonde hair and chestnut colored eyes, and sat in a very professional position wearing a very professional looking suit...only none of those things really caught Naruto's eye.
It was her gigantic double D sized knockers that Naruto couldn't tear his eyes away from.
He silently thanked the powers-that-be, who would make made such a woman principal at an all boys school.
"Mr.Uzumaki, are you listening?" She asked, raising a thin eyebrow.
"Huh?" Naruto blinked, finally returning her gaze.
She cleared her throat, pointing at her face when his eyes once again began to trail. "I was asking, Uzumaki, how you like our school so far."
Naruto shifted in his seat. He was sitting across from the woman behind a desk. She had a moderately sized office with a great view to the road and the rest of the city life. Clear view of the bridge, too...a sight he took to seeing at the moment, his ears turning red in slight emberassment. She must have noticed him staring.
"Er...well I haven't been here long enough to really know...I guess it's alright." He then remembered Sasuke, and a scowl formed on his face. "Only some people here need an attitude adjustment."
"I see you've met your roommate."
Naruto nearly fell out of his chair. How'd she guess??
She chuckled at the dumbfounded look on his face. "He doesn't get along well with others...though the students still seem to like him."
"I wonder why." Naruto mumbled, crossing his arms. He really did wonder just who could like a stuck up pretty boy like that?
"He's one of our top students, especially in athletics. A lot like his older brother...He's not so bad, just prefers his privacy." She went on.
"So I've heard." Naruto said bitterly. She didn't seem to notice.
"The thing is, and I'm going to be very out front with this, he's never reacted to anyone the way you have...never seen anyone, other than his brother, as a threat. Which is why it's strange he challenged you." She placed a finger on her chin thoughtfully and she turned to the window, hiding a somewhat mischevious smirk. "In fact, aren't you supposed to be in the gym right now?"
Naruto perked up, looking between her and the clock. "What kind of principal are you, baa-chan?"
A vein popped in Tsunade's forehead.
The next thing Naruto knew, he was flat against the wall across from the office.
"JUST GO!" A voice boomed from the office before the door slammed shut.
Lee looked up from his position in surprise. He seemed to be walking along the hallway on his hands. He jumped to his feet, hurrying over to Naruto's side. "Naruto-kun, are you all right?" He helped the swirly eyed teen up.
Once Naruto regained his composure, leaning on Lee for support"Jeeze, what crawled up that old hag's ass and died?"
The door slammed open.
"Come on, Shino, you're gonna miss the match," A brunette with red face paint on his cheeks lowered his voice so that the librarian at the desk couldn't hear. "I'm still selling tickets, y'know."
"Go away, mutt, I'm reading." Shino grumbled in response.
The teen sighed, patting the top of a puppy's head which popped up from his coat. "All right, suit yourself."
The dog began barking at the library's open double doors, causing Shino and the librarian's eyebrows to twitch in unison.
"Kiba..." Shino dug his nails into the book's cover.
Kiba ignored them, staring at the door curiously. "What's wrong, Akamaru?"
Just then, three of the loudest voices rang through the once quiet hall of books, attached to three different bodies.
"OLD HAG?!?! UZUMAKI, YOU HAD BETTER HOPE I DON'T CATCH YOU!!"
A small blur of orange shot past the doorway, followed by; "I'm sorry, Baa-chan, I didn't know you were so sensitive to your old age!"
A very pissed principal passed secondly, who, from Kiba's perspective seemed on fire.
"Naruto-kun, stop saying that! Tsunade-sama, he doesn't mean it!" The green smudge known as Lee trailed close behind.
The yells continued to echo until a slam and a loud 'OOW' was heard, signaling that the loud mouthed blonde had been caught.
Kiba turned to the moving
"Perhaps I will watch." Shino sighed, plopping the book atop the oak table.
Kiba grinned, a hand made ticket already in hand. "Now you're talkin'!"
By now the librarian had given up all hope of a quiet library, thus had gone on a very long coffee break.
Naruto rubbed his raw cheek.
"Now..." Tsunade replaced her sleeve. "What do you call me?"
"Tsunade...sama?" Naruto whimpered, causing Lee's eyes to shine.
"Aw...Tsunade-sama, was it really necessary?" Lee said, busying himself by staring at Naruto's uber cuteness. "I mean-"
Tsunade shot him a look before crossing her arms and shutting her eyes. "So, we're here. This is the gym." She waved to the large green door.
The door which Lee snuggle up to and placed his arms across. "Yes, my and Gai-sensei's sanctuary!He lifted a leg, which oddly reminded Naruto of one of those romance scenes in the movies.
Naruto forgot the sting in his cheek, before turning to Tsunade. A very rare serious look on his face. "So...how tough is he?" He asked.
Tsunade turned to him. "Very. Of course, you're a man of your word, right? I can see in your eyes you'd got through with it even if you know you'd lose."
Naruto blinked, giving her another incredulous look. Really, was she psychic or something?
Naruto nodded before pushing past the door with that usual 'bout of Uzumaki confidence that's always present in our hero. He was determined to show this skinny pale kid just who's boss!
"50 on Sasuke." Tsunade whispered to kiba, slipping him the money from behind.
Lee frowned. "Tsunade-sama!"
To Be Continued.