Talk
[Can be seen as a sequel to Dobe
Iruka had never been so awkward in his whole entire life. When the orange clad ninja walked into the classroom, he smiled warmly at him, as always. Iruka had thought of Naruto as a son, and he always welcomed the blonde to talk to him. But never had he been expecting this.
"Iruka... I want to have a baby with Sasuke! But every time I bring it up he starts laughing at me!" came the whiney complaint. Iruka had to take a quick retake. What had his pupil just say? Instantly his mind went to blame Jiraiya and Kakashi, they probably brought such behaviour from Naruto. Well, being the only fatherly figure in his life, he felt that he should share his knowledge with Naruto.
"Well you see Naruto... I'm going to tell you about the birds and the bees... or the bees and the bees in your case..." Naruto listened very intently, wanting to know why his koibito always laughed at him when he brought up the subject.
When Iruka finished, the blonde was in a state of shock.
"Oh. Is that why Tsunade-baba gave me the adoption idea?"
Iruka didn't know what to say to that.