chap 4 snk goes to walmart.
so annie erword and levi are gonna go to walmart but theyre like oh shit we have no means of transportation to go to walmart. anways theyre about to grand theft auto this car when annie s like heyvguys we should Jusr nyoom to walmart on our 3dmgs. and erwalmart is like yeah holy shit let s do that .
after like 2 hours and another fucked bowl of macorni they finally arrive at walmart. so they walk in and the store clerk is a titan aand levi is like holy shit how can you even be working and the titan politely explains how walmart doesnt discriminate agaisnt race color or gender or and genetic predisposition as that is prohibited by americAn law. and annie erjoe biden and levi are like ok man that makes sense sorry to disrupt you and the titans like nah man its fine no worries. they have trouvle finding the snapbacks so they r looking around and they get to te l foood aisle where there are like 99999900 boxes of macoroni and levi faints because hes gonna fuck every single one. levi dies cause hes fucked so much macoroniu his dick gets yeast infection
erwinnipeg and annie finally reach the hat section. ERWRIGLEY trie es on a snap back when reiner walks up and is like oh i like ur cowboy hat erwannabe and erwinna gets angry because its a fedora but its actually a snapback? idk man these people are crazy. ANNIE ERwrapper and reiner finally all find a snapback they like and they are happy but they still gotta get levi from the macaroni aisle and find annie a bulls jeresy.
Long story short this walmart is huge its a superwalmart and they have to go through like 12000 aisles just to find a goddamn bulls jeresy.
so at one olpoing the y reach THE toue aisle and reiner is PLAYINg with,,,, the littlest pet shop stuff but he cannot play w/ the liltezt pet shop we need to find annie a bulls jersy so she is swag. anniE IS ANGRERES by this so she starts to turn into a tree jus t like mike and erwario is fReaKING OUT because levi is still in the macaroni aisle.
REINER is fencknekdkejc .,,.97678 he turns into titan and destroys walmart goodbye walmart. WAlmart files lawsuit against erwreck and anne reiner bwcause they did illegal and shit . lEVI IS talking to his bowl of macoroni im french.
"hola, como estas"
*incoherent macoroni noises"
"estoy bien"
*more macorni nosises*
erwinter e is trying to figure out how to fight lawsuit against walmart. he opens a book about9473 law when shaquille o neal pips out and is like man ill be ur lawyer and erwin is like idk who u are but thanks.