First of all, I want to apologize for the long delay of this chapter. I had a big issue with my laptop where i write this story so i couldn't write it for about 2 months so I deeply apologize. But before we start...

Dimenian, thank you for the review, and I can safely say that it was indeed random, so you should be proud! (I guess…) And, yes, I did like it. Anyways, on with the story!

Everyone was looking down on Makoto, who had just been punched into a state of unconsciousness by Mondo, who still hadn't really realized the gravity of the thing he had just done, but was now being held back by Sakura.

"Oh my god, Makoto! Can you hear me? Please, answer!" Sayaka said, shaking his body and yelling and everything that she thought would work. Of course, none of it did because Makoto was out cold, but I give her an A for effort.

Byakuya just rolled his eyes. "Of course he can't hear you, he just got knocked unconscious by that plankton over there." He said, gesturing his head to Mondo, who was yelling… rude things in Waluigi's direction, with Waluigi laughing up a storm.

"W-well, shouldn't h-he go back to his room?" Chihiro asked.

"Yes! We must not leave a fellow student laying here with water getting in his hair!" Taka said, pointing at Makoto's soaking dome.

"I-i should take him b-back..." Sayaka said.

Celes shook her head. "To be honest, I think that in order to be safe that he will not be killed, we should have Sakura and… Aoi go along to bring him to his room."

"Alright. After me and Sakura are done with that, we can explore the rest of the school!" Aoi said, excited, even in the situation she was in.

"Yes, before anything else, we should explore the school. Personally, I would like to explore the school by myself, so I will do that. You would be wise to do the same." Kyoko said, as she turned to leave the gym, nobody stopping her.

Byakuya didn't even say anything as he left, but Taka tried to get him back over by the powers of words, which is not very effective on Byakuya, apparently.

"I'm going to go after him. He needs to say something before running off like that!" Taka yelled, sprinting after Byakuya, which was pretty unnecessary.

"I, myself, would love to check out our rooms. Hmmmm…. Chihiro, wanna come?" Junko asked, trying to be nice to her.

"U-ummm, sure... A-are you sure you want me though…? I wouldn't be too useful..." Chihiro said, head down.

"Hell yeah! You're awesome! If you want me to bring along others, though, I will." Junko said, trying to cheer her up.

"Waluigi volunteers! I mean, Waluigi has been in large but strange buildings before. There was one with paintings and they said Waluigi wasn't actually there, but Waluigi knows that he wa-"

"Leon, Hiro, want to come along?" Junko asked, cutting Waluigi off.

They both said yes, and all four of them left the gym.

"Well, I think Aoi and I had better take Makoto to his room. He really needs to get better after that punch you threw at him, Mondo." Sakura said, looking disappointed in Mondo.

"Yeah, about that… I want to apologize, or at least make sure he's fine. I know that what I did was fuckin' dumb, so I want to make it up to him somehow." Mondo said, seeming sorry enough to convince Aoi to have him come along.

"Hm…. Sure! The more the merrier, as they say!"

Sakura said nothing, as they left the Gym, a sleeping Makoto in Mondo's arms.

There were only five left now.

"I think that I'm going to look around the school. I'm sure you all will, as well." Sayaka said, cheerful as she left.

"...Considering how sorry and hurt she was just 5 minutes ago or so, she's just fine now." Hifumi commented, shaking his head.

"R-really, I-i think t-that she f-fakes it..." Toko said.

"As a gambler, I can say that she's bad at faking it, but people like Makoto or Hiro for that matter are much too... special to understand that." Celes added.

"Waluigi doubts it." He said, picking his giant pink nose.

"Ewwww… We don't need to see that..." Hifumi said, looking horrified.

"I seriously doubt you haven't done anything worse, Hifumi." Celes said, rolling her eyes.

"Sh-shouldn't w-we be exploring the s-school?" Toko asked.

There was a strange silence for a second, like nobody knew how to answer that.

"Waluigi thinks that the other losers will do it for us. Wahahaha!" He cackled, getting some nods of approval and even a yes by Hifumi.

There was another strange silence for a bit.

"S-so… W-what do you think…? Byakuya's a t-total hunk, right?" Toko said, blushing furiously.

"What?! Never! How could you even consider that I would be into rich snobs like him?! I'm only into the 2D!" Hifumi proclaimed, loudly.

"All Waluigi know about him is that he's a loser."

"S-shut up… Y-you don't k-know beauty i-if it hit you in t-the face!"

At that moment, a giant drop of water fell onto Hifumi, drenching his weird hair.

"Whaaaaaaaa?!"

There were laughs all around except by Celes.

"While I'm guessing that we will all be in the gym by ourselves, we may as well actually talk about the situation we are in, instead of going on about the attractiveness of other students." Celes said, fully expecting no disagreement.

"….Waaah…. Ok." Waluigi said, obviously wanting to talk about Byakuya a bit more.

"So… It is true that this Monokuma character wants us to… kill each other, correct? Well, I suggest we start talking about how we can prevent that." Celes said.

"W-what if w-we made it s-so we c-can't go o-out at nighttime…?" Toko asked, sweating a bit.

"Waaaaa…. That's terrible. What eef we made eet so that Waluigi would eat the other's dinner eef they murdered someone? Waluigi thinks it's a great rule. Wahahaha!"

"...W-why did w-we get stuck with t-this j-jerk?" Toko asked, to nobody in particular.

"I have no clue..." Hifumi said, trying to dry off his wet hair with his tie, not really working.

"Going back to Toko's suggestion, I think it is a good idea. I think I shall propose it when we meet back up with everyone else." Celes said.

"D-dont forget t-to credit m-me though… t-too many w-writers have t-tried to steal m-my work…!" Toko said, almost threatening Celes.

Hifumi screamed. "O-of course not! P-please don't hurt me! I would do anything! J-just let me live!"

"Waaaa… you'd better watch out, fatty! Waluigi know that, as a proven creeminal, he has to murder at some point! Wahahaha!"

"P-please… I've never done anything to hurt any of you...Neither Ms. Fukawa or Mr. Waluigi."

At that moment, a loud growl could be heard through the whole gym, making everyone look at the source of the growling: Waluigi.

"Waluigi really craving one of his famous Garlic-Eggpant sandwiches." He said, drooling a little bit.

"How can you be sure that the ingredients for that horrid sandwich are even in the kitchen?" Celes asked, probably hoping those specific ingredients weren't in there.

"Waluigi know how to make Eggplant and Garlic from scratch!"

"Y-you m-mean by growing it?" Toko asked, a bit shyly.

"Wa?! No no no. Waluigi uses a laaaaat of Mushrooms and Corn Starch. Your way ees obviously weird! Wahaha!" Now the gym had a small pool of either water from the ceiling or Waluigi's drool on the amber wood.

"H-how do you even qualify as a person?!" Hifumi yelled, dramatically.

"G-get your d-dumb food and go a-already!" Toko said pretty seriously.

And with that, Waluigi ran out of the gym, his orange elf shoes hitting the wood loudly, much like the man in them, en route to the dining hall, where he hoped he would be able to eat his Garlic-Eggplant Sandwich (with extra horseradish) in peace. Unfortunately for him, though, was the fact there was one person in there.

"WAAAA!" He yelled very loudly as he ran through the doors of the dining hall, maybe as a warning to others he had entered, or just because he was Waluigi.

"O-oh... Hi Waluigi..." Sayaka was there, coming out of the food storage room. She had a look of worry on her face.

"Wa..." Waluigi looked disappointed, and so did Sayaka, which was strange for her, for she usually put on a bright smile, though she did that that soon after.

"So! Waluigi-san, what bring you here?" She said, putting on an overly sweet demeanor to Waluigi.

"Waluigi hungry."

"O-oh... W-what were you looking for...?" She asked.

"Food."

"..."

"..."

"What food?'

"Wa?! Isn't it obvious?! Eggplant and Garlic!"

"Well, everything's back there! Do you mind if I.. help you find everything?" Sayaka asked, trying to be nice.

"Lady, Waluigi isn't the boss of you." Waluigi said, giving her a thumbs up.

"I think I'll join you... I'm k-kinda lonely..."

Waluigi stared her down for a solid 5 long, long seconds until entering the food storage room without another word. In the room there were many things. From machinery, like toasters, fridges, and microwaves, to utensils, like forks, sporks, and knives. Of course, though, there was so much food. So, so much food. Sayaka laughed as Waluigi dove into a pile of fancy cheeses.

"Wa! The school budget must be pretty big if they can afford all these cheeses! Waluigi might not even do his famous Garlic-Eggplant sandwich! Wahaha! I can live the rest of my life here!"

Sayaka breathed a silent sigh of relief with Waluigi saying he might not do his idea of that dumb sandwich.

"Instead, Waluigi's gonna add onions and even MORE horseradish! Am I a genius or what?!"

"Are you kidding me...?" Sayaka said, obviously not happy.

"Wa? What did you say, pretty lady?"

Sayaka giggled a bit at the 'pretty' remark. "N-nothing, Waluigi-san!"

After that, Waluigi began making his sandwich. He took radish infused bread (which the school had for some reason) and put a giant, wet eggplant and just put in on the bread, no cutting it or anything. Next, he added the garlic, and he took a pickle jar and dumped out all the pickes into his mouth and ate them, and proceeded to dump another jar of garlics into the pickle juice of the first jar, and expertly layed out the 'pickled' garlic onto the eggplant. It took a little while, but he found a 'Extra Large Family Sized" jar of horseradish, and with the help of a knife with a queasy Sayaka watching, managed to get the jar open, and Waluigi dumped literally the whole jar onto the sandwich.

"W-wow, Waluigi-san, that's a lot of horseradish..." Sayaka said, more amazed than disgusted at this point.

"Waluigi loves his horseradish."

"I see that..."

Sayaka then reached behind her, getting on a stepladder which let her get more height to reach a giant onion. At that point it probably would have been Makoto's dream to simply look up, but too bad for him, he got in between an argument involving a merciless biker. Waluigi of course, didn't care whatsoever about Sayaka.

"H-here, I knew you needed them, so I saw this onion and I thought it would be perfect for you, Waluigi-san..."

"Wa?! You're still here? Wa... Waluigi didn't even know you came in here in the first place." Waluigi said, shocked as he took the giant onion from Sayaka's hands.

"W-well, I didn't think I'd stay either, but you interest me so much Waluigi..." Soon after that, she began silently sobbing.

"Wa?! Are you crying because you're that amazed by the great Waluigi?! Wahaha! I don't blame you!" He said, grinding the onion to shreds with his sharp cartoonish teeth.

"N-no... It's just the onions... I cry whenever someone even has them..." Sayaka said.

"Wahahaha! Waluigi see what you doing now!" Waluigi was laughing up a storm.

"H-huh..? What am I doing, Waluigi-san?" Sayaka asked, conveniently right after she stopped crying.

"You're faking liking the great Waluigi! I had my doubts because you obviously have feelings for that... boring guy. Now Waluigi know the truth! Wahahaha!" Waluigi laughed as he cried tears of joy or onions.

"..."

"W-wa?! Are you ok?!"

"You're obviously too dumb to figure that out yourself. Who told you?" Sayaka said, seriously. She wasn't putting on an overly sweet shtick anymore.

"W-wa?! What happened to your... genericness?!" Waluigi said, never afraid to break the fourth wall.

"You heard me. Who told you? Don't try dodging my question." Sayaka said again. This time somehow being more serious.

"W-wa... Eet was the creepy girl and the fat guy! Now leave Waluigi alone! He don't wanna die!" Waluigi began really crying... all over his now complete sandwich.

"..."

"P-please don't hurt Waluigi!"

"Heeheehee... I wasn't going to hurt you, Waluigi-san. Sometimes I get a little... serious! Everyone does! I'm sorry if i made you worry." Sayaka said, being sweet and nice again.

Waluigi took his sandwich and ran out of the dining hall. Really fast, too. It looked like he was running towards the rooms, which didn't make much sense, considering he just came out of nowhere and probably didn't have a room.

"You are so weird, Waluigi... Why are you even here?"

Alright, everyone. That will do it for this edition of this dumb thing that I'm doing for some reason. I hope you liked it. This chapter was a bit tougher than most because of the fact none of this is in the actual game because of Makoto being knocked unconscious and all, so it was interesting to try to write something with not all that much structure so early in the game/fic. Just a quick reminder: I'm not gonna have anything romantic in this fic unless i put a disclaimer before the chapter, but that's still a possibility, so if you're only here for Waluigi falling in love with anime girls, I mean, ok. And if you aren't, stick around anyway.

As always, I appreciate reviews and I love constuctive critism and suggestions. You want Wario to replace Hiro? A bit too late for that, but really you can suggest anything and I will certainly consider it and maybe I'll use it. And all reviews in general I'll mention before the next chapter, so that's fun.

Anyways, that'll do it. I have no idea why I'm still doing this, but it's summer and I have nothing to do soooo here i am.

- Joey