Interviewing Shen's General

Eddie was on a TV set, ready to interview Shen's General...who invited his crew: Cartman, Butters, Chef, Jimbo and Ned from South Park, Bender from Futurama, Kludd from Legend of the Guardians and Rattlesnake Jake from Rango.

"Hey everyone, it's me: Eddie" Eddie greeted "And today we have as guest: Shen's General...and his favorite cartoon characters"

"Yeah, bite my shiny ass" Bender said getting a glare from everyone "What?"

"I hope you don't mind" Shen's General said.

"No, in fact: I think aldovas will do the same with his favorite characters" Eddie said "But, we'll know about them later. Let's begin with this interview. Are you ready?"

"Yes" Shen's General answered.

"Okay, question #1: what's your favorite story of this site?" Eddie asked.

"Well, I have a lot of favorite stories on this site" Shen's General answered "Vengeful Love, a Kung Fu Panda fic, by Seaside Fantasies. I am a true blue Shen fan"

"Blu and I, a Rio fic by blucatcinema" Cartman said "I am not a lovey-dovey kid, but I love the feel-good stuff from this story"

"Beyond DNA, a Penguins of Madagascar fic, by GrandOldPenguin" Butters said "A cute fic between a father and his daughter, without any Nanny 911 sh*t"

"The Spellbook, a Family Guy fic, by Ander Arias" Chef said "First Family Guy fic General ever liked, we all love the humor"

"Meg's Boyfriend/Family, also a Family Guy fic, by Malcolm Fox, It has our friend Zack in it, he's badass, and this also has good humor" Bender said.

"All the Legend of the Guardians fics by blucatcinema" Kludd said "They are all good, that is why General's story is based off that series"

"Family Guy OC Universe from you" Rattlesnake Jake said "Ya think we ferget about you?

"Gothicorca1985's Kung Fu Panda fic series starring Shen" Jimbo said.

"Few of the best stories starring Shen" Ned said.

"I would list more, but we would be here all day..." Shen's General said.

"Yeah, they're a lot of fanfics" Eddie commented "Anyway, question #2: can you tell us about your family?"

"Well, I will say this, I come from a big family with divorced parents on a farm (my mother lived not so far from it), they are all unique in their own way, but I love them." Shen's General answered.

"You're from a farm?" Cartman asked "Are you a redneck?"

"Eric, that's racist" Eddie said "Not all people who come from a farm are rednecks"

"He got a point" Butters said.

"Damn it!" " Cartman cursed.

Let's continue" Eddie said "Question #3: what do you think about Family Guy?"

"A very hilarious show, I don't give two sh*ts about how things had changed, because it is a changing world out there...however, their treatment of Brian and Meg are god-awful" Shen's General answered.

"Totally agreed, times are changing and so cartoons must do the same" Eddie said "Question #4: What books do you read?"

"Harry Potter is my number one favorite" Shen's General answered.

"Yeah, I like Harry Potter too" Eddie replied "The only thing that makes me sad is that NO film has ever won a single OSCAR...I really thought the final film would be nominated by Best Picture. After all, this franchise lasted 10 years"

"Yeah, that makes me sad too..." Butters said.

"Nah, Harry Potter was always a faggot" Eric commented.

"Eric, if you say something offensive one more time, I'll kick you out of the interview" Eddie warned "Now, question #5: What movies do you like and what's your favorite of all time?"

"I love movies with adventure, comedy, and (depends) romance, as well as a little mystery, my favorites are Alpha and Omega, Kung Fu Panda, Rio, Sherlock Holmes (the one with Robert Downey Jr.), and the Legend of the Guardians" Shen's General answered.

"Nice choices, but if you ever want to watch some other good movies, ask me or aldovas" Eddie said "My favorites (and aldovas) are the Indiana Jones films"

(A/E: My favorites are the first (the classic) and the third one (Sean Connery is awesome), the second (with the annoying bitch of Kate Chapsaw) is my least favorite and the...fourth...was the 'Nuke the Fridge' of the franchise)

"Also, the Pirates of the Caribbean films, the Hangover, the Dark Knight trilogy, Inception and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" Eddie added "But if you like Transformers, Twilight, M. Night Shyamalan's the Last Airbender and the Adam Sandler-starred movies (especially Jack and Jill)...don't talk to me"

(A/E: Eddie, don't be jackass to him)

"Sorry, I'm practicing my jerkness for this season" Eddie said "Let's continue, question #6: What live action TV shows and cartoons do you watch?"

"I watch all the mystery live-action shows, CSI, CSI:NY, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist, Bones, and for comedy: How I Met Your Mother and the Big Bang Theory" Shen's General said "For cartoons: Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Bob's Burger, American Dad, The Simpsons, South Park, Scooby Doo, and Sonic X" Shen's General answered.

(A/E: I watch A LOT of cartoons, but I watch live action TV shows too. I watch the Big Bang Theory (my Mom likes this show too), the new season of Two and a Half Men, 2 Broke Girls, sometimes New Girl (Zooey Deschanel is hilarious), Mike and Molly, Modern Family, but my favorite TV show of all time is...Game of Thrones. I'm excited for the premiere of Arrow, based on the DC Comics superhero: Green Arrow)

"Question #7: What do you think about Family Guy: OC Universe's OCs" Eddie asked.

"Well, they are all good, although I only knew Zack and Matt Kennedy, all the others were from deleted fics..." Shen's General answered.

"Yeah, I don't understand why Bhaalspawn deleted his fanfics" Eddie said "But at least aldovas is here to reintroduce Matthew Ryder. Question #8: What's your favorite AND least favorite OC of Family Guy: OC Universe and Why?"

"Zack is my favorite, although I would love to see him using a shotgun and bashing Peter a lot, and for least favorite...hard to say, but Sarah Stone is a bitch" Shen's General answered.

"You have no idea...I'm glad I kicked her ass" Eddie said "Question #9: What's your favorite AND least favorite chapter of Faily Guy: OC Universe and Why?"

"I had already said my least favorite in my Season Review, but I will state them again: My favorite was the season finale, as it had everything...and my least favorite was the ones Brian was bashed, especially that one episode where you had everyone assault him...HE IS NOT WORSE THAN F*CKING SEPHIROTH!" Shen's General shouted of anger "Ahem...other than the Brian bashing, I had a little dislike for El Dorado, as it was a bit too much like the movie (which I do love)"

"Don't worry, on this season, aldovas will go easy on him" Eddie explained "And about El Dorado, he wanted to write a chapter based on a movie like in Leggo My Meg-O (based on the movie Taken). But...I guess it was a bad idea. Anyway, question #10: Do you have any hobbies?"

"Well, does video game playing and internet surfing, as well as fanfiction writing count?" Shen's General asked.

"Yes, it is" Eddie answered "Question #11: which are your favorite and least favorite characters of Family Guy?"

"My favorite is Brian Griffin, since he is a dog (I love dogs and wolves), and he is smart and stuff, and my least favorites are Quagmire, since he was a total assh*le to Brian and makes me want to kill his (BLEEP! a couple times, and use the dying theme from Super Mario Bros.), and Connie D'amico...she is on my list of bitch, aside from Tigress, Dolores Umbridge, Kyle's Mom, Stan's Mom and Shelly, Butter's parents...I can't think any more" Shen's General answered.

"You can also add Diamond Tiara from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, that filly is so mean to Applebloom and her friends" Eddie said "Also Melissa from the Hangover, I'm glad Stu broke up with her in the end of the movie"

"Yeah, women are the worst" Cartman said "Can you add Wendy Testaburger too?"

Eddie had enough of Cartman's offensive comments, so he flicked the fingers and for some reason Cartman was floating.

"Wait, what the hell?" Cartman asked until he was out of here.

"How did you do that?" Butters asked.

"I'll tell you about later" Eddie said "Question #12: What's your favorite(s) AND least favorite(s) episode(s) of Family Guy and Why?"

"My favorites are practically every episode with funny humor, but I mostly love the ones with the Chicken fights and the 'Road To' episodes, and my least favorites are one where Brian and Meg are bashed (I am not a fan of Meg, but I feel pity for her like I do for Butters and Dr. Zoidberg, as well as Squidward and Plankton, as well as Tom from Tom and Jerry" Shen's General answered.

"Yeah, especially Meg...she never deserves to be bashed" Eddie said "And me, who ruined her childhood, was one of her biggest tormentors..."

"Oh, don't be sad, Edward" Butters said "I'm sure Meg is happy while you continue being nice to her"

"Thank you, Leopold" Eddie thanked "If me and Meg have ever a child, I'd wish to be someone like you"

"Ah...thanks" Butters thanked blushing.

"Question #13: If you were in charge of Family Guy for a day. Would you introduce any changes in the show?"

"Simple: I would have Stewie tone down on his gay attitude towards Brian and more on his world domination ploy (not that I have a problem with it), kill Quagmire and Connie, give Brian a girlfriend (a dog one) or return him to Jillian, tone down on the Meg bashing, make Chris a more important character, bring Death into it more...yeah, that is my definition of what Family Guy should be" Shen's General answered.

"Yeah...that would be hard, because I don't think the creators want fans' suggestions" Eddie said "That's why aldovas doesn't take any sides"

"But if that would be possible, I'd like that tough Meg return with a weaponry arsenal..." Rattlesnake Jake said.

"Okay...question #14: What do you expect when you read a Family Guy fanfic?" Eddie asked.

"A story that actually makes me laugh as if I am watching it on TV. If it is a romance, some romance at least (but for Brian only)" Shen's General answered.

"Good choice" Eddie praised "And now the final question: Is there anybody special you want to salute or mention?"

"I want to thank all my favorite writers, especially Master Crane, Humphrey Loves Kate, Charlie B. Barkin, Crazybird101, Mic O'Malley, blucatcinema, and everyone who made my favorite stories (you guys know who you are), and I would like to thank aldovas, for giving me a interview. I enjoyed my time here, and me and my gang would like to say thank you...as well as come by the Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole section (in the Movie section), and read my story Between Brothers, it is not done yet, but it is very good! Thank you!" Shen's General thanked.

"Well, that concludes the interview" Eddie said.

"Wait, what about Eric?" Butters asked.

"Oh, I almost forgot" Eddie said "Come out, guys!"

Then 4 cartoon characters and 2 live action characters appeared: Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show, Andrew Detmer from Chronicle and David from Prometheus. Andrew was using telekinesis on Cartman.

(A/E: Guys, these are my favorite cartoon and movie characters)

"Hi, every pony!" Pinkie Pie greeted.

(A/E: Pinkie, you know you can say 'everybody'. We're not ponies here)

"Oops, sorry" Pinkie Pie apologizes.

"Nice to meet you..." Fluttershy greeted.

"We also invited Finn the Human and Jake the Dog from Adventure Time" Mordecai said.

"But they were replaced with that android from that cool Sci-Fi movie" Rigby said.

"Hello, my name is David" David greeted.

"You were looking for this fattie?" Andrew asked.

"Hey, I'm not fat, you little...!" Then Andrew started to choke him.

"That would be reckless insulting him" David said "He used to live with a sick mother and an alcoholic abusive father"

"Okay...I'm sorry..." Eric apologizes barely breathing.

"Apology accepted..." Andrew said putting Cartman down and he was able to breath.

"Well, they will be with aldovas every time he reviews a fanfic for now on" Eddie explained "Thanks to be in the interview"

"Pleasure was mine" Shen's General replied.

"And thank you everybody for coming" Eddie thanked "See you to the next chapter"

End of the Chapter