Hebi ne-chan
Naruto woke up to find himself in a small apartment on a bed with Anko in a chair next to him.
"Hey gaki, you okay?" asked Anko.
"Not really?" said Naruto.
"It's a good thing I stopped you when I did, you looked like you were going to kill everyone" said Anko.
"Sometimes I wish I did, so why did you stop me, I wasn't going to hurt those three" said Naruto.
"I just wanted to talk to you, to say that I'm sorry I wasn't there for you" said Anko.
"What do you mean?" asked Naruto.
"I should have been there for you and Kyo, but I was too afraid that you would hate me" said Anko.
"Why would I hate you? You're not making any sense, and what does Kyo have to do with it?" asked Naruto.
"Gaki, I am your step-sister, your mother and father adopted me after Orochimaru betrayed the village, they saw how miserable I was because of the way the village treated me so they put me under their protection, and eventually adopted me as one of their own" explained Anko.
Naruto was pissed, wait that was a understatement he was rancorous, here he was in a village where everyone hated him, and he had an older sister who abandoned him and Kyo, and then she had the nerve to apologize. Naruto began to emit his signature purple aura, his Hanyou transformation began to change again, his blood red hair became a milky white and his purple eyes became a golden yellow, his claws became longer while the baby fat on his face melted off.
Naruto gritted his teeth "Why? Why did you abandon us?" spat Naruto.
Anko gasped "I didn't want you to get hurt" said Anko.
"Really? You didn't want me to got hurt? I'm already hurting, my little brother was taken away from me" said Naruto.
Anko gasped again, "K-Kyo is? He's?"
Naruto nodded his head.
'Damn this village, they've gone too far, I will never forgive them. First Minato tou san, then Kushina kaa-san, and now Kyo Nii san' thought Anko, "Naruto I promise that I'll never abandon you ever again".
"Why should I believe you?" asked Naruto.
"You don't have to believe me, but it would be nice if you did" said Anko with a smile on her face.
Naruto could see that the smile wasn't one of those fake smiles that everyone gave him, no it was the same smile that Ayume, Kyo, Jiji, the Teuchi's, and the rest of the rookie twelve and their senseis except for Sakura and Kakashi, gave him.
"Thank you Anko ne chan" .
"Gaki, you called me ne chan" said Anko
"Well of course, you are my sister right?" asked Naruto.
Anko's heart almost skipped a beat when she heard Naruto say that
"Yeah that's right" said Anko as she hugged Naruto.
The Next day
Naruto was called to the Hokage's office to discuss the incident the happened yesterday evening.
"Hokage-sama Naruto is here" said the receptionist.
"Alright send him in" said Hiruzen
Hiruzen looked up to see a Hanyou naruto and Anko at each others necks arguing about something
"I'm telling you Hebi chan ramen is the best" said Naruto
"No gaki, wrong again, dango is and always will be the best no matter how you put it" retorted Anko.
"Hebi chan we could go through this forever, ramen is the best and there is no amount of money you can pay me to say otherwise" said Naruto.
"How about I persuade you" said Anko as she pulled out a kunai.
"Ahem" said Hiuzen
"You know those things don't hurt me Hebi so why even try?" asked Naruto.
Hiruzen was getting annoyed, he hated being ignored especially by his own ninja
"Hello Naruto, Anko" said Hiruzen.
"This isn't meant for you, its for that ramen stand you like so much; if you cant eat anymore ramen you'll just have to eat the dango I'll be bringing every morning" said Anko with a playfully sadistic smile.
Steam came out of Naruto's ears before he jumped Anko for threatening the Teuchi's and his precious ramen
Hiruzen sweat dropped at the sight of Naruto strangling Anko, who was laughing her ass off.
HELLO IM SPEAKING HERE! screamed Hiruzen.
"Put a sock in it old man, I'm having a conversation here" said Naruto.
"Naruto if you keep talking to me like that I'll demote you back to the academy" said Hiruzen.
"Yeah and if you do that I'll pull all my dad's funding and plunge this village into poverty" said Naruto.
OOOH SHIT HOKAGE GOT JUST GOT PONED BIG TIME, SEEMS LIKE NARUTO ISN'T TAKING ANYONES BULLSHIT ANYMORE