''Yes, it is I, ''Maureen said.

Pattie gasped, ''But how? Why you, Maureen? I thought we were friends?''

''Friends?'' Maureen snarled, ''Ha! I wouldn't be friends with you if I were payed a 100 bucks!''

''Hurtful!''Pattie remarked.

''SILENCE!Now, I will just wait for the wedding to go by and whoa,ho,ho!'' She sneered ,''George will be all mine!''

''WHAT? Is this what it's all about? You just wanna steal Georgie away from me?''

''Well of course! Why did you think that I said you were lucky to have George?''

''I thought you were just giving a compliment!''

''Or did I?'' Maureen cackled. The cackle didn't quite turn out very good because it was either she had a soar throat, or she was just terrible at doing a cackle.

''Yeesh, you my friend, need a better cackle and-'' Pattie coughed, ''A breath mint!''

Maureen's face turned cold, ''Silence you bitch!''

Pattie gasped, ''Oh no you di-in't!'' She tried to ripped off the rope so she can lung herself at Maureen. Though, she struggled to.

''Oh yes I di-id!" Maureen shot back.

Pattie growled, ''No one calls me a bitch but me!''

''Wait,'' said a now puzzled Maureen, ''So you always call yourself a bitch?''

Pattie thought for a minute but shouted, ''Well who cares? Anyways, I know George is gonna come for me so don't even think about killing me or anything!''

Maureen smirked, ''Well great idea!''

''Wait... what did I say?'' Pattie's face went blank.

''Well, ''Maureen spoked, ''I could kill you!''

''WHAT?''

''Yes... yes, that can work!''

And people say I'm the bitch? Whoa, look who I'm talking too... Pattie thought, giving Maureen a disgusted and yet terrified look when Maureen wasn't looking.

Before either Pattie or Maureen could say anything, they heard a car parking up outside. Maureen gasped in horror, while Pattie sighed in relief.

Both of them thinking it was Ringo, it was actually George.

He ran up to the garage and spotted Maureen standing in front of Pattie, who looked like she(Pattie) was gonna urinate.

''PATTIE?MAUREEN?''

''GEORGE!" The two female yelled at the same time.

''What's going on?'' George cried.

''Uh... in case ya haven't noticed, um, I'M TIED UP WITH A ROPE AND MAUREEN IS PLANNING A PLOT OF STEAL YOU FROM ME!"Pattie screamed on top of her lungs.

George looked at Pattie, then Maureen. Maureen just stood there, staring at George in embarrassment, ''Er... hello..''

''Maureen?''George asked, ''What are you doing with Pattie?''

''Er...nothin'?''

''WHAT?''Pattie exclaimed.

''Look, I know you did something to Pattie, and answer my question correctly:What did you do to Pattie?''

''Well... you see, there was this burrito and I-''

''Oh you have got to be kiddin' me!'' Pattie interrupted, ''It's like watching that commercial on tv that showed a man sayin' 'Hey, do you want food that taste like your own foot?' ''

''Quick getting off topic,'' George said.

Maureen sighed, ''Ok,ok... I don't want yall two to get married because I was jealous,so I kidnapped Pattie so you two won't be together and I could have you all to myself.''

George raised his eyebrows in confusion, ''But don't you have Ringo?''

''Look, Ringo's nose is gettin' larger by the minute!"' Maureen pointed out.

''Harsh, ''Pattie said, ''Me-owh.''

George ignored Pattie's remark and looked at Maureen incredulously, ''W-W-What?''

''Sorry, ok?Look,you can take her and have a marvelous day at the wedding ok?''

George said nothing but jsut untied Pattie and said, ''Let's go, we've had enough drama from one day,'' They drove home, leaving Maureen feeling guilty.


Hello everyone, I just wanna say that this chapter wasn't EXACTLY my best,It's just because I don't have alot of ideas and when I type them down, it gets all messed up... Eh, you know what I mean? Anyways, please REVIEW!