A/N Sorry I haven't uploaded in a while, but I'm back!
Dakota: To show how sorry I am, I'm adding MiniMoose, Iggins, Nny, and .
Gaz: Iggins!
Iggins: EEP! -Runs Away while Gaz chases him-
Gaz: I'll KILL YOU.
Tamim: Okay, let's Start with Vanessa Osbourne
HAI! I AM VANESSA, THE RANDOM BLOKE FROM BEYOND! ME AND MY PET WALRUS TIMMY HAVE COME TO TORTURE!Zim: Moonwalk up to a mirror, look at yourself in it, and scream 'I WILL NEVER RULE ANY TYPE OF WORLD OR SOCIETY WHATSOEVER' for 1 hour.
Zim: NEVER!
Dakota: -shows him picture of potty-
Zim: EEP! Fine –goes off to do whatever Vanessa said-Professor Membrane: Do the chicken dance in a rubber fuzzy doggy suit that smells like new car.
P.M.: At least I don't have to stray from my normal schedule…
Tallest Red: DUNK YOUR HEAD IN THE DEADLIEST OF ACIDS/WATER AND THEN SING TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR WHILE DOING A HANDSTAND!
Red: Twinkle twinkle litt- AAHHHHHHHH! ALL THE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO MY HEAD AND THE WATER IS BURNING A HOLE IN MY HEAD AND ALL THE BLOOD IS POURING OUT!
Tallest Purple: 'Clip' live pirhanas to your antanea and flail your arms in the air while screaming 'THE TUBAS ARE COMING, THE TUBAS ARE COMING'!
Purple: wait… THE TOIBIAS ARE COMING!
Dakota: Toibias?
Purple: Remember that "sick day" back in third grade.
Red: Wait, DID YOU DESTROY PLANET TOIBIORAN!
Purple: YES!
Dib: Sit in a closet for 4 hours listening to nothing but 'Surfin Bird (Bird is The word)'. After that, find a small, baby octopus, stick it on your head, and leave it there for the rest of the chapter.
Dib: K, doesn't sound so bad
-4 hours later-
Dib: bird is the word, bird is the word, bird is the word, bird is the word, bird is the word, bird is the word, bird is the word,
Tamim: SHUT UP! –Throws octopus at Dib's head-
I think that's it. Come Timmy. *Timmy and Vanessa ride off on their enchanted flying Big Wheel.*
Dakota: Sorry it was so short, but that's the price you pay for new characters –Gaz chasing Iggins in the background-
Iggin:!