Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Joey headed toward the great hall for breakfast. They walked silently and in step as if they were a squadron of well trained soldiers. Hermione planned on telling Ron and Harry about her and Joey at breakfast. They sat down at the Gryffindor table in their normal spots when they overheard Malfoy talking about the Quidditch tryouts today.
"HOLY SHIT, I completely forgot about the quidditch tryouts today!" Harry exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to", said Joey. "What kinda broom ya got Harry?"
"Nimbus 2000", he replied proudly.
"Whoa, I got a Firebolt from my lil' sista Serenity for Christmas last year."
"Jesus fucking christ Joey, that is the worlds fastest broom." said a bewildered Harry.
"Yeah, that's the first time I eva got a Christmas present since my mom and dad was together.
"I feel your pain nigga", said harry sympathetically.
"When did you become hood Harry?" asked Hermione raising her eyebrow.
"And don't use that word, it is offensive."
"We better get going guys, we have charms and quidditch tryouts in two hours" stated Joey.
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The four Gryffindors walked down the grassy boulder littered slope toward the quidditch pitch. They saw the Slytherins waiting there for them.
"Hey Wheeler, heard the mudblood is your new playthi". . .
"KAIBA YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Joey flung himself at the CEO and tackled him to ground.
"Kaiba you no good piece of shit" Joey yelled angrily as he began to beat his face.
"Crucio" bellowed the Slytherins all at once.
All six spells hit him right in the back. He began writhing around uncontrollably on the ground.
"NO!" yelled Hermione running up and kissing him on the lips quickly reviving him.
"That's not the only dirt he's been sleeping on" said malfoy with the signature Slytherin smirk.
"You just shut the fuck up Malfoy!", she screamed drawing her wand.
"Hey guys when she comes is it brown like her murky tainted blood?" asked Malfoy smiling maliciously.
"You piece of shit", she screamed driving her fist full force into his nose causing him to burst into tears and fall to the ground.
"Mione duck!" yelled Joey standing up.
"Penotrasium!" He yelled swinging his wand at all of the Slytherins.
Large penises erupted from the ground and began to Slytherin all of the Slytherin's asses slowly and painfully.
He held the spell until he was satisfied with them about three feet off the ground.
"Ay Nickel Nuts, told ya cock monster was real".
"Alright guys let's head of to the pitch and get started."
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Joey zoomed across the pitch at lightning speed on his firebolt slamming the quaffle through the shortest goal hoop.
He made every shot and executed his moves perfectly.
"You're on the team kiddo", said a very impressed wood.
"Harry, you don't even have to try out, you're the seeker and everyone else is everyone else, okay."
"Alright, we practice every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, now poof.
At that everyone left the pitch and head to their houses.
Hey Joey, remember what you promised last night?" asked Hermione slyly.
"Hell yeah I do, lets get started."