Total Card Game Island

by Mario4812

Warning! Yugioh Spoilers! Four months after the end of season 5, some random nobody named Xavir Casston took Yugi's title. The strange thing is that he plans to give it away to the winner of his new competition: Total Card Game Island.

4. Part 3: 10,000 Duels Next to the Sea

Day 2: 10,000 Duels Next to the Sea

Xavir: (to camera) Last time on Total Card Game Island: Our duelists were divided into two teams had to duel while falling from 10,000 feet. You would think they would be a little more hesitant, in the end Tristan was the only one to back out. Eventually the Dark Magicians got the win by one victory, and it was the presumptuous Rex Raptor who was voted off. Now it's time for the duels to take off and really test the endurance of our duelists. Check it out here on Total Card Game Island!

Xavir: Greetings, survivors! Welcome to the second day of Total Card Game Island. Before we begin, I would like to introduce you all to my co-host.

(A young dark-haired girl about Rebecca's age comes to Xavir's side out of nowhere.)

Girl:...

Xavir: This is Fyrmid Nasstoc (fEEr-mid NASS-tOck). You can call her Fyr (fEEr). She will be my assistant for most of the challenges. She doesn't say much, but she will occasionally help me make the challenges more challenging. Speaking of challenges, for today's challenge you will receive an entirely new 40-card Deck, excluding your original card, of course. (All Decks taken and replaced with new Decks via teleportation.)

Here is your next challenge: (Activates Dueling Glove and Draws Challenge Card.) It's called Duel 'Till You Drop. In this challenge, each duelist will start with 4000 life points and you do need to sacrifice monsters this time. You must defeat every opponent on the opposing team at least once. Your life points are reset to 4000 after each duel. Each duelist will receive 11 or 10 "Character Cards", depending on your team since the Dark Magicians have only 10 players. All 11 or 10 Character Cards of your Character Cards will have your own face on it. When you lose, you must give this card to the duelist that beat you as proof of their victory over you. Since the Dark Magicians are down one player, they only have to beat ten of the other duelists instead of all eleven.

Joey: (thinking) Oh man, that means I have to beat either Yugi or Kaiba. Not to mention Serenity...

Xavir: If just one member of a team can get 10 different Character Cards, their entire team will win invincibility.

Tristan: OK, this seems way too easy. What's the catch here?

Xavir: Ah! The catch would be the 4th rule for the King of Card Games: The King of Card Games must always be prepared to duel. When a Duelist from the opposing team challenges you, you must accept their challenge or immediately give them your Character Card. Another thing is that this challenge will not end until someone gets 10 different Character Cards. Therefore, falling asleep will disqualify you from this challenge, and all of your Character Cards are given to each member of the other team.

Espa: YOU'RE SAYING WE CAN'T FALL ASLEEP?

Keith: (thinking) With this guy here, how can we?

Kaiba: (thinking) Big deal, I'll win this before nightfall.

Xavir: One more thing, Fyr will be in charge of taking and distributing the Character Cards when someone falls asleep, so don't worry about retrieving them. Remember, first to 10 different Character Cards wins it for their team. Let's DUEL! (Plays Challenge Card) (Sun disappears and moon rises)

Xavir: For ambiance, this entire duel will be played in perpetual nighttime. This nighttime effect will not affect the actual dueling. This duel could last anywhere from a half-hour to a week or longer. I suggest beginning before fatigue sets in.

(Montage featuring several duelists winning)

Mako beats Espa

Zigfried beats Serenity

Joey beats Weevil

Solomon beats Duke

Tristan beats Tea

Kaiba beats Marik

Mai beats Leon

Yugi beats Mokuba

Pegasus beats Keith

Valon beats Bakura

Kaiba beats Tea

Rebecca beats Duke

Pegasus beats Keith again

Joey beats Espa

Mai beats Zigfried...Dueling continues

Solomon falls asleep. Fyr takes his cards and gives one to each of the Dark Magicians.

Yugi: (as she give him Solomon's card.) Wait a minute, who exactly are you?

Fyr:...(disappears)

(24 hours after challenge began)

(Valon has 800 life points, and Joey has 400. Each have 1 monster on the field.)

Joey: Hey Valon, ya tired yet?

Valon: Not since I dropped outta school, Wheeler. My Giant Germ's about to finish you with this final blow. Attack his Stone Soldier with Sickening Force!

Joey: I think all this duelin' is getting to ya. My Soldier's attack power is higher than your little germy friend there. That means your Germ is destroyed as it attacks. (Giant Germ destroyed. Valon drops to 500 life points.)

Valon: I'm afraid that I know exactly what I'm doing. Y'see, when Giant Germ's sent to the Graveyard, you automatically lose 500 life points.

Joey: (tiredly) Oh no... (as if he just realizes he lost) That means I lose! (Joey's life points drop to 0.)

Valon: I'll take that Card now, Wheeler. I believe that makes 7 total. Only ones left ta beat are Pinky, Lil' Rebecca, and that Marik bloke.

(Meanwhile, Kaiba is dueling Rebecca. Kaiba has 900 life points and Rebecca has 800. No monsters are on the field and Kaiba has one face-down card.)

Kaiba: Hurry up, kid. I just have you, Mokuba, and Zigfried left, and I'm hoping Mokuba falls asleep soon.

Rebecca: Stop calling me a kid. I'm a college student, you know.

Kaiba: That doesn't mean you're able to ride most roller coasters. Besides, isn't it past your bedtime anyway?

Rebecca: I haven't had a bedtime since I got rid of my teddy bear. Now take this: (yawns) I play the magic card, Toll. Now we each have to pay 500 attack points to declare an attack. So next, I play The Lady in Wight in defense mode (0/2200) and end my turn.

Kaiba: (thinking) She's probably planning to take advantage of The Lady in Wight's special ability and summon low-level Zombie monsters to bypass her Toll card. Let's see how she likes this. (to Rebecca) Now I reveal my face-down card as Monster Reborn. I use it to bring back my Blue-Eyes White Dragon! I pay the toll to destroy your Lady in Wight. (Kaiba's life points decrease to 400.) Your move.

Rebecca:...

Kaiba: YOUR MOVE!

Rebecca:(unexcitedly) Huh? Oh, right. I play..I play the... zzzzzz. (Rebecca collapses from exhaustion.)

Xavir: It looks like Kaiba wins by Sleep Victory.

Kaiba: What a shame. I couldn't have attacked again without losing the rest of my life points. She might have actually been able to pull it off. Then again, I doubt it. Anyway, where's Zigfried?

(Joey approaches)

Joey: Hey, Kaiba! I challenge you to another duel!

Kaiba: Not now, Wheeler. I need to find Zigfried.

Xavir: Kaiba has declined Joey's challenge, giving Joey a free victory!

Kaiba: Wait a minute, I didn't decline anything!

Xavir: You said, "Not now." That sounds like a refusal to me.

Kaiba: (Grabs Xavir) I can beat Wheeler in my sleep. You can't just give him a victory because I said that.

Joey: Then why don't you go to sleep and we'll see?

Kaiba: (Lets go of Xavir) I don't think so, Wheeler. Here, take this card and get out of my face. I have a challenge to win.

(Meanwhile, Weevil is dueling Espa)

Weevil: Hurry up and move so I can crush you with my invincible Insect Queen!

Espa: I DON'T THINK SO! I'M NOT MAKING A MOVE UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP!

Weevil: Well you'll be waiting for quite some time. If you don't hurry up, I'm going to get you disqualified for intentionally delaying the duel.

Espa: WE WILL SEE WHO LOSES THIS DUEL AFTER YOU COLLAPSE FROM EXHAUSTION!

Weevil: Hah, you'll go down before I do.

Espa: NOT LIKELY!

(5 minutes later they are both asleep.)

Mai: Mako, I think you need some sleep.

Mako: No one tells Make Tsunami what he needs except the ocean!

Mai: I'm just saying, you've been holding that harpoon in my face for the past five minutes.

(Shows Mako threatening Mai with a harpoon.)

Mako: What of it?

Mai: Well, usually you at least have some sort of reason for threatening people with harpoons.

Mako: I don't need a reason, I have a harpoon. Also, I'm not a freaky fish guy.

Mai: I didn't call you one, but you're not helping the cause.

Mako: Enough! I have more important things to do right now anyway.(Gives Mai his Character Card) I must construct a sandcastle to stop the army of evil lemons!

Duke: (overhears while walking by) That's ridiculous, how can you build a sandcastle with the rock golems guarding all the honey?

Mako: I will harpoon them away from the honey and reclaim the lost coloring book.

Mai: Right, good luck with that. Hey, you, Tea! Let's duel! (Walks away to duel)

Mako: You! (points off-screen) You're working for the lemons!

Bakura: Lemons? What are you prattling about?

Mako: I challenge you to a duel for their magic scepter!

Bakura: But we're on the same team!

Mako: Face my harpoon! (Mako falls asleep)

Duke: Oh no, Bakura, what have your evil lemon powers done?

Bakura: I told you, Duke. I'm not working for any lemons. Now how about we duel before...

(Duke falls asleep)

Bakura: (thinking) Hmm...they must have been subdued by the mangoes. I must contact the lemons! (Runs off)

(Meanwhile)

Serenity: Big brother, I don't think I can do this much longer. I'm about to fall asleep any second.

Joey: Well, how many cards do ya have?

Serenity: I have 5 from the ones who fell asleep. I haven't won any duels yet.

Joey:(boldly) Then how about we have a rematch?

Serenity: You know I'd love to Joey, but I'm really just too tired for it. Here, (Hands Joey her Character Card) take my card and good luck. (Serenity lies down and falls asleep.)

Joey: Serenity, no! Wake up! You can do this! I know you can!

Xavir: Sorry Joey, once they fall asleep, they're eliminated.

Joey: Then I'm winning this thing for my sister.

Pegasus: (nearby, half asleep) But she's on the other team.

Joey: Whatever, I'll still win this for her even though it won't help her. How many more cards do I need? (thinking and looking at Character Cards.) Let's see here, Kaiba, Espa, Weevil,...Bandit Keith, Valon, Mai, and Yugi are the four left. I need to beat three of 'em to win this. I guess I'll start with Keith since I haven't dueled him yet.

(Meanwhile, Yugi and Leon are dueling. Yugi has 2000 life points. Leon has 2100 life points. No monsters are on the field. Yugi has one face-down card.)

Leon: It sure is an honor to be able to duel with you again, Yugi.

Yugi:(nods) I'm glad we get another chance to do this without any Golden Castles in the way this time.

Leon: Yeah, so I play the Ancient Telescope to see the next five cards in your deck. Now you won't be playing any unexpected surprises (Looks at cards.) OK, I summon Oscillo Hero(1250/700) in attack mode and place one card face down. That ends my turn.

Yugi: My turn, I play the Psychic Commander (1400/800) in attack mode. Now, destroy his Oscillo Hero.

Leon: Not so fast, my trap card Negate Attack stops your attack.

Yugi: Sorry, but my Trap Jammer stops your Negate Attack, so your Oscillo Hero is destroyed. (Leon's life points drop to 1950.)

Leon: Ah, I forgot about that card. Let's see here, I play my Forest Wolf (1800/300) in attack mode. Then I play the magic card, Candy Land. This magic card does more than change the field into a magical world of gumdrops and sugarplums. It also adds an extra 400 attack points and 200 defense points to every fairy tale monster on the field. (Forest Wolf becomes 2200/500.) OK, Forest Wolf, destroy his Psychic Commander with Fairy Tale Fang Attack. (Yugi's life points drop to 1200.) That ends my turn.

Yugi: For my turn I play a card you may be familiar with. I play the magical Gingerbread House. (Gingerbread House eats Forest Wolf and spits it back out. Forest Wolf becomes 2800/500.) It increases your monster's attack power by 600, but since it is greater than 2500 attack points, it is destroyed. I also gain 500 life points as a bonus. (Yugi's life points rise to 1700.) And since your Forest Wolf is destroyed, my Psychic Commander comes back to my side of the field. Now I place another face down card and end my turn.

Leon: Nice move, Yugi. But I have a better one. I play Mystical Space Typhoon to get rid of your face-down card. (Enchanted Javelin destroyed) I summon the Ancient Lizard Warrior (1400/1100) in attack mode. Since we have equal attack points, it looks like we're tied for now. So I play a face-down and end my turn.

(Yugi draws)

Leon: Not so fast! Now your Gingerbread House takes my Ancient Lizard Warrior and increases its attack power to 2000.

Yugi: Then for my turn, I play one of Bakura's favorite cards Change of Heart to take control of your Ancient Lizard Warrior for 1 turn. Now I use it to attack your life points directly!

Leon: Not so fast. I reveal Magical Arm Shield to cause your Lizard Warrior to attack your Psychic Commander. (Leon's Life Points decrease to 1350.)

Yugi: Then I place a face-down card and end my turn.

Leon: Then I get my Ancient Lizard Warrior back. And since you have no cards on the field, I can attack you directly. Ancient Lizard Warrior, attack his life points directly.

Yugi: Sorry, Leon, but I reveal Magic Cylinder.

Leon: Oh no!

Yugi: Oh yes! Now your attack is negated and your monster's attack comes out of your life points. And that's the end.(Leon's life points drop to 0.)

(Leon and Yugi shake hands and Leon gives Yugi his Character Card.)

Leon: Nice dueling, Yugi. It was great dueling you for real. Now I just wish I was a bit more awake so I could concentrate.

Yugi: I hope that's not your excuse for losing.

Leon: No, I'm not gonna make an excuse for losing to the former King of Card Games. I just can't understand how that Xavir guy was able to beat you.

Yugi: Well, besides his Rainbow Amoeba strategy, he seemed to know just what cards I would play. (Yawns) It kind of reminds me of how Pegasus read my mind while we dueled, but since the Millennium Items are gone, I'm not sure how he did it..

Leon: Who knows? (Yawns) I think I'll just rest my eyes for a minute before the next duel.

Yugi: Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. (Both lie down on the grass and fall asleep within the next two minutes.)

(Meanwhile, Zigfried and Kaiba are dueling. Zigfried has 2700 life points. Kaiba has 1400 life points. Zigfried has 3 monsters on the field. Kaiba has two.)

Zigfried: Vell Herr Kaiba, it seems zat you fail to be able to think properly after tventy-seven hours vithout schleep.

Kaiba: I can think just fine, Zigfried. In fact, since Mokuba fell asleep, I think I'm about to win this whole challenge.

Zigfried: Hmm, zat vould be quite ze accomplishment. My life points are completely protected by my monsters und you haff already lost your Blue-Eyes. I vould'nt be surprised if you lose zis turn.

Kaiba: I won't be the one losing. I play the magic card Shrink to reduce the attack power of your Vampire Genesis by half. That brings its attack points down to 1500! So now my Dark Magician Girl (2000/1700) can destroy it. (Zigfried's life points drop from 2700 to 2200.) Next, I attack your Cannon Soldier (1400/1300) with my Millennium Scorpion (2000/1800) to stop you from attacking my life points with its effect. (Zigfried drops to 1600 life points.) Also, since my Millennium Scorpion sent one of your monsters to the graveyard, it gains an additional 500 attack points! (2500/1800.) That ends my turn.

Zigfried: Excellent move, Herr Kaiba, but I'm afraid zat zis time it is I who will be victorious.

Kaiba: What do you mean, you snake?

Zigfried: Your defeat begins right here: I sacrifice 1000 life points to summon zis card! (Zigfried drops to 600 life points.)

Kaiba: Argh! Not that!

Zigfried: Zat is right, Herr Kaiba. Say hello to ze magical vonder of Toon Vorld. Now I can play any Toon Monsters available in my Deck. Und it just so happens zat I have vun right here. So I sacrifice mein Bubonic Vermin to summon ze Toon Dark Magician Girl. Und since you don't haff any Toon Monsters on your side of ze field, I can attack your life points directly. Zis duel is over! (Kaiba's life points drop to 0.)

Kaiba: (furiously) Rematch! Right now!

Zigfried: Eef you insist. Let's duel! (Both have 4000 life points)

(Meanwhile Joey is dueling Bandit Keith)

Keith: Tough luck, dweeb. My Mirror Force trap card blocks your attack and takes out all of your monsters!

(Joey has 1200 life points. Bandit Keith has 3200. Keith has two monsters on the field. Joey has none)

Keith: On top of that, it's my turn now. So I think I'll have my monster attack your life points directly! Go Armored Zombie! (1500/0) End this duel, in AMERICA!

(Joey falls asleep as his life points hit 0.)

Keith: Heh, I should have kept him up all night last time we dueled. What a joke. (Walks away.) (thinking) Only two left to beat: the pink-haired Nazi and Pegasus.

(Meanwhile, Valon has 4000 life points. Marik has 200. Valon has 3 monsters on the field and Marik has one monster and a face-down.)

Valon: Come on, Marik. I thought you were s'posed ta be the master of torture or somefin. I din' think you tortured people through boredom.

Marik: How foolish your foolish foolishness is! I have been planning my victory from the beginning with this card. (Reveals face-down card.) It is called Tempest Tossed. Now I get to special summon one Level 4 or lower monster from my Deck for every time you have attacked my life points directly. Since you've attacked me twice, I get to summon two monsters from my deck onto the field! First, I play Basic Insect, followed by Fiend Scorpion. Then I sacrifice both monsters to summon one of the most powerful monsters in this deck: Barrel Dragon. (2600/2200) For my final monster, I remove those two insects I sacrificed from the game to summon Doom Dozer (2800/2600)! Now Barrel Dragon, destroy his Amazon Archer (1400/1000.) (Valon drops to 2800 life points.) Now Doom Dozer, destroy his Torpedo Fish (1000/1000)! Valon's life drops to 1000.) And since Doom Dozer caused damage to your life points, the card on top of your deck is sent straight to the graveyard!

(Valon disposes top card to graveyard.)

Marik: I'm not finished yet, binky boy!

Valon: What do ya' mean? Your monster's have attacked already! Your turn's over!

Marik: (laughs evilly) Fool! You seem to have forgotten my face-down card! It's something called Mischief of the Time Goddess! It automatically skips your turn and lets me attack again! Barrel Dragon! Annihilate his pathetic Cyber Prima (2300/2600) with Proton Blast! (Valon's life points drop to 500.)

Marik: Doom Dozer! The time has come to-(Marik suddenly collapses from fatigue.)

Xavir: Valon wins the duel!

Valon: What? That's it? I was expecting a bit more of a challenge.

(Tristan runs to talk to Valon)

Tristan: Hey, Valon! You just missed Pegasus beat Bandit Keith again. After the duel was over, Pegasus just fell asleep like he was knocked out cold. We each get his Character Cards. (Fyr comes and gives Valon Pegasus's Character Card.) Zigfried and Bakura are the only ones still awake on the Blue-Eyes.

Valon: No worries, mate. If I beat Zigfried, this challenge'll be over.

Tristan: Kaiba's dueling Zigfried right now. If he wins, our team wins the challenge. I'm gonna go find Bakura for a quick duel.

Valon: I think I'll see how that Kaiba-bloke's doin'.

(Tristan walks into the forest looking for Bakura.) (Bakura appears in the tree branches above with orange paint smeared under his eyes.)

Bakura: Lemon Squad Alpha Attack! (Bakura begins throwing lemons at Tristan.)

Tristan: Hey, Bakura, what's the deal? Quit it! OW! (Tristan gets knocked down)

(Bakura jumps down from the tree)

Bakura: Tell your mango commanders that the lemons will one day rule this island.

Tristan: Dude, snap out of it. You've gone crazy!

Bakura: You're the one who's crazy if you think we didn't have a Plan B.

(Tristan looks around to see he's surrounded by lemons with angry faces drawn on them.)

Tristan: You've got to be joking, Bakura. You've been drawing faces on lemons instead of dueling?

Bakura: No, I've been drawing faces on lemons to prepare them for battle. Now lemons, attack! Haha, face the citric acid of your destruction! Your time has come, Mango Minion!

Tristan: Sorry Bakura, this is for your own good. (Knocks out Bakura.)

Tristan: Man, you can really lose it when you don't get enough sleep. Bakura forgot the power of the Cupcake King's magic mirror disabled all the lemons and caused this blizzard. (Tristan sees snow everywhere that's not really there.)

(Meanwhile Kaiba has 700 life points and Zigfried has 1600. Zigfried has one monster on the field and Kaiba has none. Kaiba has one face-down card).

Zigfried: Vell Herr Kaiba, you haff allowed me to summon Toon Vorld again und my Toon Dark Magician Girl is about to come. I hope you realize zat zis duel is over once more.

Kaiba: Not this time Zigfried, I play the trap card Dark Bribe to remove your Toon World from the field and the chances of summoning your monster along with it. Unfortunately, you are allowed to draw one card from your Deck. (Zigfried draws a card and smiles.) Next I summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon in attack mode! Now Blue-Eyes destroy his life points with White Lightning! (Zigfried's Life Points drop to 1). Wait, what just happened? That should have finished you!

Zigfried: Perhaps Herr Kaiba, but ze card I drew vas ze card Sash of Endurance. Vhen it eez in my hand, it allows me to stay in the game vith un life point. Eet also immediately ends your turn.

Valon: How's it going, gentlemen?

Zigfried: It's going splendidly. I vas just about to vin zees duel.

Next I play Exiled Force und sacrifice it to destroy your Blue-Eyes. Zen I place one card face down und activate ze Messenger of Peace to end it.

Valon: Come on, Kaiba. Don't let Pinky here get the best of you.

Kaiba: Don't worry, I won't. I play Element Dragon (1500/1200) in attack mode and the magic card Black Pendant to increase its attack power to 2000. Then I end my turn.

Zigfried: Zat eez correct, because my Messenger of Peace prevents any monster vith un attack power of 1500 or more from attacking.

Kaiba: Yes, I know. Too bad that won't last long. You have to pay 100 life points each turn to keep the card on the field.

Zigfried: Vhich is vhy I play reveal my other face-down as ze continuous trap card Catch a Breath. It allows me to restore 800 life points for every turn you do not attack. Und I don't remember you attacking last turn. (Zigfried's Life Points go up to 801.) Und now it eez my turn, und I pay for my Messenger of Peace. (Zigfried drops to 701 life points) Next I summon Jinzo -Returner (600/1400) who's special ability allows him to attack your life points directly! (Kaiba's life points drop to 100.) Zat ends my turn.

Kaiba: (thinking) If I don't attack, he gains another 800 life points. Plus, on his next turn, he'll attack my life points again with his Jinzo-Returner, and I don't have a weak enough monster to bypass his Messenger of Peace. But I can use this card. (to Zigfried) This duel is over, Zigfried! I play the magic card Enemy Controller to sacrifice my Rocket Jumper and take control of your Jinzo-Returner.

Zigfried: So vhat? Jinzo-Returner eez not strong enough to end the duel on your side of ze field. Und after your turn ends, I get him back.

Kaiba: But you forget, Element Dragon was equipped with Black Pendant, and when Black Pendant is sent to the Graveyard, you lose 500 life points. (Zigfried's life points decrease to 201.)

Zigfried: No! Zat can't be!

Kaiba: That's right, Zigfried! Now Jinzo-Returner, end this duel and this challenge! (Zigfried's life points drop to 0.)

Kaiba: That's the end of the game. And once again, I end up as the winner. I'll take your Character Card now.

(Fyr appears and hands Kaiba Zigfried's Character Card and the duel ends. The sun reappears.)

Xavir: Congratulations, Mr. Kaiba. Once again you are the strongest link in your team. Blue-Eyes, you lost this time and must now vote someone off. This time immunity goes to Zigfried for surviving the longest and having the most victories. Follow the map to the Elimination Arena tonight at 8:00 where one duelist will be eliminated. Also, to those who stayed awake the whole thirty-one hours, I suggest getting some sleep for tomorrow's challenge.

(That night, at the Elimination Arena)

Zigfried: Vell, I vonder who I should eliminate.

Marik: I suggest we annihilate the most foolish of the lot.

Mako: The ocean and I agree. That is why Bakura must be voted off. He was speaking some nonsense about evil fruit.

Bakura: (bandaged from being knocked unconscious) That's not fair, you were spouting off about it just as much!

Pegasus: Let's not forget it was Yugi's grandpa who fell asleep after the 2nd duel.

Solomon: I can't help it, I'm old!

Pegasus: Really now, how can the King of Card Games be a senior citizen who can't even stay awake to win a duel?

Zigfried: Now zat you mention it, I believe it vas Rebecca who had zee upper hand to Herr Kaiba und lost because she fell asleep.

Rebecca: Hey! You're just saying that 'cause you were the only one on our team that didn't fall asleep.

Bakura: I didn't fall asleep either. I was knocked unconscious.

Marik: Same thing, really. They both are the result of foolish weakness.

Leon: But you fell asleep too.

Marik: Silence, binky boy! I will not be chastised by an infantile.

Zigfried: Behave yourself, Herr Marik. Your status as a contestant eez in our hands, you know.

Leon: (jokingly) Yeah, yours too, Rebecca. (Rebecca glares at him)

(Marik sits down pouting.)

Tea: Hey Mokuba, who are you voting for? I just can't decide.

Mokuba: Don't tell anyone, but I'm voting for Rebecca. She's been completely obnoxious since I first met her that time she dueled Yugi.

Tea: Oh, I know what you mean.

Mako: Listen up all of you, the ocean, myself, and my harpoon order you all to vote off Bakura. That is all I have to say on the matter.

Joey: Dude, how are you even allowed to have that thing? Anyway I'm trying to sleep if you don't mind.

(Xavir appears with loud explosion)

Joey: AAAGH! (Falls out of seat)

Xavir: Hello, duelists! Here's the drill. You go into the voting room, write the name of the person you want voted off, and make a brief statement about why you voted for that person. Person with most votes is eliminated. Zigfried, you're up first.

(Zigfried votes, then everyone else votes.)

Xavir: The votes have been counted. I have 10 Millennium Tokens. There are 11 of you. One duelist will not receive one and must immediately leave the island on the Elimination Boat. NO Exceptions!

Zigfried, you have immunity.

Pegasus

Leon

Mokuba

Tea

Joey

Marik

Solomon. Two tokens left, next one goes to

Bakura. And the final token goes to:

Rebecca

Mako Tsunami, it appears the tide has turned. You're out.

Mako: This isn't right! I can't lose! I'm right next to the ocean!

Joey: So long, ya freaky fish guy.

Mako: I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY! I WILL HARPOON ALL OF YOU! (Kemo and Croquet take Mako to the Boat) YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF MAKO TSUNAMI! (Boat leaves the dock.) (static)

(Voting Room Clips) (Remember, first the description, then the name of the person they voted for in ALL CAPS)

Zigfried: I believe Marik to be ze veakest link. Who falls asleep as they deliver ze final blow? HERR MARIK

Leon: I'm with my brother all the way. We're in this together. MARIK

Mokuba: Sorry, Rebecca. You're too full of yourself. REBECCA

Joey: Uh, I wasn't paying attention. We vote for the guy we want to stay, right? JOEY

Tea: I feel for you, Mokuba. I'm sick of Rebecca's obsession with Yugi. REBECCA

Bakura: Mako Tsunami is a loon. I have had it with all his harpoon poppycock.(Harpoon sticks into voting room next to Bakura's head. Bakura looks at it with fear.) MAKO

Pegasus: The old man needs to go. This isn't the International Bingo Competition. SOLOMON

Rebecca: I can't believe Zigfried suggested voting me off! And Leon's still as irritating as ever. Let's see how they like this! LEON

Mako: The ocean and I have agreed on voting for Bakura. BAKURA

Solomon: Mako Tsunami tried to wake me up when the challenge was over. Want to see where it stabbed into my-(static) MAKO

Marik: What a fool Mako is! He believes that his harpoons are more powerful than my lengthy diatribes. He shall pay for his foolishness! MAKO (static)

Xavir: The second duelist takes the dive into the sea of defeat!

Marik: (offscreen) And it is not me! Only fools fall into such a sea, and I am not a fool, so therefore I have immunity from diving into the aforementioned body of water. Behold my immunity to foreboding aquatic landmarks and fear me!

Xavir: Will-

Marik: (offscreen) SHAM!

Xavir: Will Joey get enough rest for the next challenge? Will Yugi figure out how I was able to beat him? And will the lemon army finally defeat the mangoes? Join us next time to maybe find out on Total Card Game Island!