A/N Okay sorry for the extremely long update. I had a huge writer's block and right after I finshed one project they me gave me another, even bigger and harder one then the first. And right after that was finshed I had finals. So yeah, I haven't had much time to update, but now I have no school for two weeks. Finally!

By the way this chapter came out really stupid and sucky so don't be mad. I tried.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam SEED.

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The cast of SEED made their way down the fakely decorated "haunted ship". Of course, with them all being morons, they couldn't tell the difference.

"Where's Mu?"

"Oh no! A zombie got him!!" Murrue exclaimed as she ran around screaming in frantic circles until she finally ran into a wall.

"Some captain," muttered Flay. Everybody else then continued down the corridor in one big group. At the back, Athrun and Nicol whimpered like bitches and clung on to each other for dear life. Then a guy wearing a pillow case with poorly cut eye holes passed by and since he couldn't see, he crashed into the wall, falling unconscious.

"It....it's a ghost!" They all panicked, running around in opposite directions. Flay stood still with a look of disbelief.

"What the hell are you doing? That ghost is clearly fake!" she shouted.

"But it is real! Didn't you see? It passed through the wall!!" Murrue exclaimed astonished.

"Right. And is that why he's laying on the floor passed out?" Flay replied pointing at the "ghost".

"Come on, Flay. Could a fake ghost have legs and have to walk around everywhere?" Sai asked chuckling.

"Well, Kira agrees with me, don't you?"

"Umm...," Kira responded.

"Kira?!"

"Uh...yes, ma'am!"

"See?" Flay said to the others. Of course they never listen to logic.

"Flay, just let it go. Ghosts are real," Tolle said.

"Yeah!" they all chimed in and walked away. Flay didn't move.

"Idiots!" she yelled out as she banged her head on the wall from their stupidity.

"Piiiieeeeeee? asked Lacus.

Pissed off, Flay grabbed Lacus by the head, and banged against the wall. "Shut up!!" She walked away, leaving the now bloody Lacus.

Lacus looked in a mirror that was randomly hanging on the wall."Ooh, lookie! Strawberry syrup is coming from my head!!" Lacus exclaimed as she saw some red substance oozing from where her brain was supposed to be, out though her head. She walked down the corridor, singing that annoying song she sings every single episode of SEED while bumping into every wall, door, or prop there was.

Everyone else, except for Natarle, huddled together in the center of the room, all afraid of the horrors on the ship. The "ghost" seemed to freak them all out. Creepy music played in the background. "Guys.....I'm scared,"Athrun said aloud.

"Shut up, you whiny bitch!" yelled Flay.

All the way back in the corner Nicol cried like a five year old girl, if he's not one already.

"Same goes for you, you little fag!"

Nicol then burst into more tears crying even harder, Athrun, his "friend"tried to comfort him. "See! Look at what you did. You made poor Nicol cry! Aww, it's okay," he said softly patting Nicol on the back. Man, if only this was Kira he thought.

Then Lacus came tripping in under a ladder that stood next to the door way and fell through a mirror breaking it. A black cat passed by as she laid on the ground. A few seconds later, a bookcase fell down over. She got back up and dusted herself off as if nothing happened and then looked up at everybody.

"How the hell is she not dead yet?!" Kira asked.

The narrator replied, "Easy. Because she's missing the part of her brain that allows her to die. In fact, I think she lacks a brain."

Then a light flashes on and off causing everyone to get even more scared. Evil laughter is heard throughout the ship. "MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MWUAHA- Cough! Cough! Cough!" Then it goes out into a full-fledged coughing fit.

"Aw...crap. It's Le Creusett."

"Yes, I am- Wait, how did you know what is me?! Never mind that. Now watch as I destroy you all! Mwuahahahahaha!" Before he could stop, Natarle came up behind him.

"Move it, asswad!" she exclaimed as she pushed him out of the way. "And you! Turn off that damn radio!"

Natarle watched as Dearka who stood next to the radio, turned it off. The music playing the background stopped. As Natarle headed back to the speaker phone, she found Yzak already there.

"Kira! I challenge you to a duel! This time I will defeat you!"

"Dude, you're just going to get your ass kicked...again," Dearka said trying to act cool.

"Get the hell out of here, you damn little brats!!" Natarle yelled. "That means you too, you masked freak."

"Hey, I'm the villain and extremely evil. You can't tell me what to do. I'll kill y-"

"OUT!!!"

"Yes, ma'am," he whimpered as he left the bridge liked a whipped dog.

Back in the room everyone just sat there, not talking with the exception of Lacus who kept on singing songs annoying the hell out of everybody. After realizing she couldn't comprehend the words "Shut up" when they yelled it about a million times, they all gave up.

"Captain! GET YOUR ASS OVER TO THE BRIDGE NOW!!" Natarle announced over to the speaker. After waiting for fifteen minutes she called her again.

"Captain Murrue. Calling Captain Moron to the bridge. Did you hear me?! Report to the damn bridge!"

"What is it, Natarle?" Murrue asked as she walked onto the bridge.

"You are aware of the condition of the ship, aren't you?"

"Why yes. What kind of captain do you think I am? A sucky one? Come on."

"Then don't you think we should get it fixed? The ship is completely ruined."

"Absolutely not!"

"What?!"

"No, it should not be fixed. Now we should get back to work. Locate the nearest PLANT. Once you do, get ready for a collision course!"

"You're going to purposely crash our already damaged ship?"

"Of course!"

"Idiot!"

As soon as they locate PLANT, they fly into it and safely land on the ground. Since this was sucessful, Murrue got pissed.

"What? I told you to crash not land! What are you? Idiots?"

"Well maybe if we fix the ship and pull the Versalius out of our "ass" when can crash some more!!! So you go get lost until I call you!!!!" Natarle yelled swallowing her pride.

Everyone cleared out the ship after Natarle yelled verbal abuse at them with the help of Flay. They all stood outside as the ship got fixed for the very first time since Murrue had it.

"Okay, your ship is done. Oh and we cleaned up the inside for you. You had alot of junk all over the place," said a mechanic.

The cast of SEED surveyed their ships to see all the hanted house stuff gone. "The hell? How did this..."

"You idiots. That was all some stupid prank the authoress did to torture you," informed the narrator.

"Well for a haunted house it wasn't that scary," Cagalli said in a macho tone.

The authoress just walked out of the ship in time to hear everything. "That's because the only scary thing is you, you freaky bitch!! What the hell are you?! A lesbian or a dude?!!!"

"I'm both."

"Both?!?!?!?!?!"

"Because the creators did such a crappy ass job with me, people can't tell what I'm supposed to be. So I'm everything."

"That doesn't make any sense," stated the authoress.

"Does anything in this show make sense?"

"Good point."

When it was finished they took off and continued their mission of floating around endlessly in space... for no appearent reason.

"Okay now let's go find an asteroid to crash into!" Murrue exclaimed.

"Goddammit."

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I will try to update faster. Maybe since I'm out of school for now I actually can!