Mosstail's Truth or Dare

Chapter 4: The Mysteries of Mosstail…

A/N: Sorry guys, but I've had CAT/5's all this week (But I don't live in California, actually the complete other side of the map!), and no chance much to get on the computer. I'll give you the longest chapter I've ever written. (And to each a Mosstail plushie!)

Disclaimer: I own everything...Not!

*Rainwillow's POV*

I stared at the constellation map on the ceiling of my den. There was the big dipper, the little dipper, and Silverpelt. I looked at my video games. I've beaten all of them 6 times. I check the coffee pot. It's empty. I grabbed my coffee cup and took a swig. Then my cell phone rang. I answered.

"Ollo."

"It's Jaywing. Just letting you know two things."

"Shoot."

"You have 3 hours left, and I'm bringing more video games and coffee."

"Thanks! Hey, how about bringing me the movie Megamind too. It has Will Ferrell in it."

"Can't promise anything. I'll try, but the only copy we have is in Mosstail's room. So, I'll talk to you later…"

"Jaywing, wait! You have a magic notebook, correct?"

"Yeah, So?"

"So why can't you draw me up a headset that gives me powers like Mosstail?"

"NO! Last time we tried that, Bluestar was in the Infirmary for three weeks."

"Wait, why Bluestar?"

"…Uhh…No reason. I can give you a magic wand though."

"Cool. Draw your own way in. Rainwillow out."

I hung up the phone. Moments later, a portal appeared, and Jaywing stepped out.

"Alright, we have… Animal Crossing: City Folk, My Sims Agents, My Sims, Wii Music, Wii Sports Resort, and New Super Mario Bros. Wii."

"No Megamind?"

"Mosstail isn't in a good mood. You should know that, of all people."

"True…" *Sigh*

Jaywing looked at me for a second. "Here, how about I stay with you for a while. Starclan knows you need it, after The Happy Hour…"

**Flashback!**

Rainfeather just stared at me. I stared back. He stared. I stared.

It was a staring contest. If I won, he had to convince Mosstail to give me two more magic coffee cups. If he won, I had to give up coffee until sunhigh. About one hour.

Guess who won.

"Well, I guess I won," Rainfeather exclaimed. "So give me all your coffee items and accessories."

I reluctantly gave up my stuff. Two coffee pots, 13 coffee filters, three cans of Maxwell House, and a can of Dunkin' Donuts coffee and my magic mug. Oh, did I mention 20 normal mugs?

"Great Starclan, Rainwillow! You don't need all this coffee!"

"Do you want to know what happens without it?"

He looked at me for a second. "…No, not really. But you'll have to live."

Dang. I almost had him. This would be bad.

"Alright, I'm going out to meet the Thunderclan cats. You know, you could learn a thing or two about nobility from them."

"Ha Ha. Shut up, or I'll send in a dare against you."

I made the universal I'll-Shut-Up sign.

"Alright. Now go away."

I walked out of the Medicine Den and headed for the Thunderclan Den.

I was greeted by Jayfeather.

"Greetings, Rainwillow. I see you have found the resident medicine cat den."

"Resident Medicine Cat…?"

"Thunderclan is dangerous. That's what the addition was for. A medicine cat den." Jayfeather explained.

"Oh…That makes sense. Hey, have you noticed anything weird about Mosstail since she brought Bluestar and Oakheart here from Starclan?" I quizzed him.

"I've noticed that too. You don't think…" Jayfeather trailed off. Or at least, I think he trailed off. All I heard was a dull buzzing in my ears, and my head pounded.

"Rainwillow, are you okay?"

"No…Coffee…Going…Crazy…Cure…Coffee…" I rasped. I threw back my head and yowled. Then I blacked out.

It was like being trapped inside my own head, and something else taking over my body. I could see everything, but I couldn't do anything about it.

All I know is that I ran Rampant through the camp, used my flamethrower a few times, stole weapons from Fyreheart and irritated Mosstail. That's bad.

About an hour later, Jayfeather finally stopped me to force coffee down my throat.

That's when I was released from my mental jail cell.

"Jayfeather!"

"What in the name of Starclan just happened?"
Another voice from the entrance to the main Medicine Cat den answered.

"Coffee depletion, Jayfeather. It's my fault." Rainfeather said in sorrow.

I hastily explained to Jayfeather what happened.

"So, I could see everything that was happening, but I could do nothing about it." I finished.

"Interesting. So you have CDD?" Jayfeather was curious.

"Yes. Coffee Dependability Disorder. Had it since I was 10 moons."

"Rainwillow! You are confined to your den from sunhigh to sunhigh! Mosstail's orders!" Jaywing yelled from somewhere. I was then transported to my temporary den.

Without a door.

**Back in the Present…**

"Hey, look Rainwillow, it's been three hours!" Jaywing exclaimed.

I nodded, excited. "And it's time for the Darestack."

We arrived at the Darestack to find Mosstail waiting for us.

"Let's finish out Fyreheart123's dares! For you who don't remember, here are Fyreheart123's remaining dares.

3) I dare Firestar to face off the dogs, alone, and as a normal warrior – Fireheart.
4) I dare you, yes, you, to waste whatever you spend as money, is money, therefore is money, or whatever on ice-cream. And when you run out of money leader-nap Firestar and sell him on E-bay.
5) I dare Tigerstar to leader's-mate-nap Sandstorm while Firestar is on the same truck/car/boat/van/motorcycle/whatever vehicle as Tigerstar when he leader's-mate-nap Sandstorm.
6) I dare you to put Hawkfrost and Tigerstar into the 'room' where Frostpaw(A very talkative cat I made up myself) is in and she'll chatter away in that room for three whole hours and not stopping.
7) I dare Jaywing to fight Lionblaze. With a gun or a flamethrower. Or a dagger. And Lionblaze has a little fruit knife/his claws.

"Firestar, get up here!" I yelled. Being a host has its perks.

"Yes?" He was still shaky from when Jaywing killed him twice.

"I Denounce your leader status and re-give you your warrior name; Fireheart."

"Dang It…!"

"Now go fight those dogs." Mosstail poofed some dogs into the forest with Fireheart and a camera cat.

"Now for the 4th dare," Jaywing said. He poofed all the money in the vault to an Ice Cream cat, who in return gave him 999,999,999,999 ice creams. He counted them and realized he needed one more. By that time, Fireheart was back from fighting the dogs and somehow won.

"Fireheart, I give you back your leader name, Firestar."

By this time I had entered this onto Ebay:

For Sale: Thunderclan leader Firestar.

Nice, Loyal, and Single.

I entered it onto the website with a picture.

First Bid: 1,000,000,000,001 ice creams

Sold! To… Fyreheart123?

"Boo-yah! He's mine now!" She exclaimed, popping out of nowhere. She grabbed him and poofed away.

"Awkward…" Fyreheart murmured.

Jaywing put the 2,000,000,000,000 ice creams in the freezer. They could be useful.

Suddenly, Firestar drove up in an RV.

"Fyreheart123 gave it to me. She said I would need it." He looked proud.

I pulled Tigerstar out of the crowd.

"Tigerstar, you have to catnap Sandstorm while on Firestar's RV and Firestar's driving to Canada."

"Awesome."

They drove off. 30 minutes later, Tigerstar came back with Sandstorm in a bag.

I took Sandstorm from him and untied her.

"Ugh, would it kill you to wash the bag?" Sandstorm gagged.

"Tigerstar and Hawkfrost, go into Dare Den #7 and listen to Frostpaw." Jaywing ordered.

They walked off.

"Now Lionblaze, on to the Darestack." I called.

He padded up. Mosstail poofed us all to the Darena. The Dare Arena.

"Jaywing! Lionblaze! Come into the ring!" Mosstail called.

They padded into the ring. I motioned to Fyreheart. She handed me a flamethrower and a fruit knife. I padded next to Mosstail.

"Jaywing and Lionblaze! You will fight with your claws and our choice weapon!"

I walked up to Jaywing.

"Jaywing, your flamethrower. Use it wisely."

Then I padded over to Lionblaze.

"Lionblaze, your fruit knife. Use it wisely."

"Begin!" Mosstail shouted.

Lionblaze started doing this really cool ninja move with the fruit knife.

Jaywing just fried him with the flamethrower.

"Jaywing wins!" Mosstail declared. Then she poofed Lionblaze to Jayfeather's Medicine Den.

Cinderheart sprinted there as well.

Just then, the Dare Ball buzzed. I grabbed it off the pedestal and threw it in the air. Then took a sip of coffee.

I submitted seven dares, right? So I'll put in three more! :D
1) I dare Breezepelt to kill Heathertail. With a machine gun.
2) I dare Lionblaze to ditch Cinderheart and proclaim that he doesn't love her at all, and that he loves Heathertail. After that Lionblaze and Heathertail must kiss each other. *grins evil grin*
3) I dare Jaywing to buy loads of ice-cream and you to hang Firestar up very high so that when Jaywing places the ice-cream under the rope Firestar can see them very clearly but cannot touch them. Then Sandstorm must grab the ice-creams, one by one, and make Firestar watch her eat them.

Peace!

~Fyreheart123

"Cool! We have the stuff for #3, except for Firestar himself!" Mosstail said sarcastically.

Just then, an RV pulled up and Firestar got out of it.

"Well then, never mind." I grinned.

"Let's do this backwards. That way, we'll have Heathertail for both dares."

I grabbed Firestar by the scruff and held him there.

"Hey, let me go!"

"No." My voice was an icy whisper. "You stay."

"Oh, okay…"

I took him and hung him in a baby sling hooked to a piece of board 20 feet high. Then, Jaywing took all the ice creams out and set them under Firestar.

"Sandstorm. Eat all the ice creams in clear view of Firestar." Mosstail commanded, monotone.

She's been really moody lately…I wonder…

Sandstorm ate all 2,000,000,000,000 ice creams and Firestar screamed.

"Now, Lionblaze, Cinderheart, and Heathertail." I shouted, calling them from the crowd. They stepped forward. I whispered the dare to Lionblaze. He gulped, and whispered back,

"She'll kill me. Literally."

I stared in disbelief. THE Lionblaze, was scared of a she-cat?

"Ok, alright… I'll tell her afterwards."

"Thanks so much!"

He stepped up to Cinderheart.

"Cinderheart, I don't love you at all. It was a prank. I love Heathertail!"

He then gave Heathertail a good long smooch.

"Ugh! Lionblaze, you are terrible!"

She then grabbed my flamethrower and proceeded to Toast him.

Mosstail poofed him to the Infirmary without a word.

"Breezepelt." He came up, lips trembling.

"Kill Heathertail with this." I handed him a machine gun. Then slowly backed away.

Heathertail now resides in the new Starclan den.

"Now, Cats of the Clans, rest for the new dares."

She poofed them to the appropriate dens.

Later, I went to Mosstail's den to ask a question.

I heard voices. I identified them as Oakheart, Bluestar, and Mosstail.

I peered through the door, then recoiled from shock.

The resemblance…of course! It made since now!

She's the lost daughter of Oakheart and Bluestar!

She's Mosskit!

A/N: You weren't expecting that, were you? I had this idea a long time ago…