Hiya! I'm REALLY REALLY SORRY I haven't been updating, but if you read the Author's Note, you'd have seen why, Grr... stupid computer...
Anyway, here's the 3rd chapter of Toshiro and Me!!! YAYZ!
-At about 6:45am, Charz is lying in bed, Toshiro is lying on the couch and Charz's alarm clock is going off-
Alarm clock: -playing Resonance (Soul eater opening 1)-(1)
Charz:-still half-asleep- huh? Why is there a random DDR machine in my room?
Alarm clock: -getting louder-
Charz: Okay, I'm up. –Throws alarm clock across the room- Damn. Now I need a new alarm clock...
Charz: -throws on a school uniform- Better go get Toshiro up…
-in the lounge room! (Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!)-
Charz:-shaking Toshiro- Get up, I'm not leaving you here while I'm at school!
Toshiro:-half-asleep- No, Mr. sugar-candy-man… keep away from me… I don't want any candy… (Guess who he's dreaming about?)(2)
Charz: GET UP! –Pushes Toshiro off the couch-
Toshiro: -on the floor- Damn it! Why do I have to get up?
Charz: Because, I'm taking you to school with me!
Toshiro:-gets up- But, I don't have a uniform. So HA! And also, I'm old enough to have gone through school about 10 times now or maybe more!
Charz: Aww, you can just borrow one of mine if you want to go THAT bad. At least we don't have to wear skirts...
Toshiro: -Gulp! - Yes, thank goodness you don't have to...
-At school!-
Toshiro: Why do I have to come here...? –Sulking!-
Charz: There are two reasons. One: I want you to meet some of my friends. Two: I don't want you to destroy the house while I'm gone.
Toshiro: ... –sulking even more!-
Charz: Hey, Toshiro? You look kinda cute in my school uniform!
Toshiro: -mumbles- shut up...
-Class 1: Form class-
Ms Reid: Okay, everyone's here, and we have an extra. –motioning to Toshiro- Are you even supposed to be in high school?
Toshiro: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A KID!!!!! –Spazz!-
Charz: Sorry, miss. He's just really short for his age and he's sensitive about it...
Ms Reid: -standing on her desk, trying to get away from Toshiro- Yeah, I can see that!
Toshiro: DAMN RIGHT! –Rawr!-
-Class 2: Drama-
Charz: Okay, before we go into class, have you calmed down?
Toshiro: Yes, and I'm sorry for that very embarrassing act. Besides, it was her fault.
Charz: Maybe, but you still have detention with her at second break. Now, let's go inside.
Ms Brodie: Everyone's here, so lets get started. –Turns to Toshiro- Who are you?
Toshiro: My name is Toshiro Hitsugaya, miss. –Bows-
Ms Brodie: -To Charz- Um... What's up with him?
Charz: He's... Uh... An exchange student from Japan?
Ms Brodie: Oh, okay then. Let's begin class. As you all know, we're doing a Clowning unit this term, so I've set up activities to help with that.
Charz: -whispering- Awesome! We don't have to do proper work!
Ms Brodie: Toshiro, you can work with Charz if you want, since you don't know anyone else.
-A few minutes later!-
Charz: -standing next to a closed door- Come on, Toshiro. Everyone has to do it at some stage!
Toshiro: -inside- But it's too humiliating!
Charz: I don't care! Now come out! –Banging on the door-
-Door opens and Toshiro walks out wearing a poofy clown wig and a squeaky clown nose-
Toshiro: -squeaks nose- What do you think?
Charz: -on the floor, laughing- OH MY GAWD!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD!
Toshiro: GRRR!!! –Walks back in and slams door-
Charz: -still on the floor, hyperventilating-
-Third class: Computer Studies-
Ms Whitlock: Sit down and be quiet!
Everyone: -sits down but keeps talking-
Charz: I'll just log in and I'll show you some of the stuff I've got on here...
Toshiro: I don't even have a log in... –Sigh-
Ms Whitlock: Everybody, this is what you have to do today. And remember: this goes toward your assessment!
Everyone: -pays no attention and keeps doing their stuff that has nothing to do with schoolwork-
Charz: Oooohh! YouTube! –Clicks-
Computer: -on screen- This site has been blocked because it has absolutely nothing to do with school.
Charz: But what if we need to research videos on stuff?
Computer: -on screen- I guess that's okay... –goes on to YouTube-
Charz: Wow. That's never happened before... LET'S LOOK UP RANDOM CRAP!!! –Types in "they're coming to take me away"-
Toshiro: This looks weird...
Charz: Yeah, that's why we're watching it!
-Bell goes outside-
Charz: Damn. Guess I have to log off...
Toshiro: Oh, what a shame. –Sarcasm!-
-Morning Tea-
-Charz and Toshiro walk towards a large group of mainly girls and a few boys-
Charz: -ahem- Everybody? This is my friend, Toshiro Hitsugaya. He's a foreigner, so be nice.
Toshiro: Hello, nice to meet you all. –Bows-
Charz: Toshiro, this is Michelle. Michelle, I already told you.
Michelle: Hey. Are you a Cosplayer? Because you really look like an anime character that I've seen...
Toshiro: -sweatdrop- Yeah, I get that a fair bit...
Michelle: You even to the sweatdrop-thing that anime people do!
Charz: Uh... Okay then. Now Toshiro, this is Rachael, Ayden, Hayden and Jasmine, but we call her Jazz. –Pointing to each person-
Toshiro: Umm, Hi all. –Waves-
Hayden: Hey, I've seen you before... –thinking pose-
Jazz: Me too!
Toshiro: Um, I get that...? –Panicking!-
Ayden: Yeah, I think I have too... –eats a cupcake-
Charz: Hey! You're eating Steve!!! –Grabs Ayden's cupcake-
Ayden: Meh...
Toshiro: ...?
Rachael: Hey Charz, guess what?
Charz: What?
Rachael: We come in peace! Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill! –Makes gun movements-
Charz: Lol. It's worse than that, he's dead Jim!
Rachael: Lol.
Toshiro: Okay, I think I missed something. What's this about?
Charz: Don't worry. You have to have listened to a certain song to get it.
Toshiro: ...Okay?
Charz: Hey, Hitsugaya-kun? –Acting innocent-
Toshiro: I know you only call me that when you want something, so what is it?
Charz: My friends over there want to know more about you, you know, because you're new here. Why don't you go talk to them? –Points to a group of girls waving-
Toshiro: -sigh- Fine.
-Toshiro walks over to the group of girls while Charz talks to Ayden and Hayden-
Charz: Hey, you know how he looks familiar to you two?
Ayden and Hayden: Yeah, what about it?
Charz: Have either of you seen the anime Bleach?
Ayden: Yes! I luvs it! –Otaku-ness!-
Hayden: Yeah, I've seen it. What does that have to do with him? –Points to Toshiro, currently being mauled by the group of girls-
Charz: Well, that's him! Toshiro is actually from the anime!
Ayden: Wow! How'd you manage that?
Charz: Okay, I found this weird spell thing that brought cartoon or anime characters into the human world. So, I wanted to try it, but I needed a picture of the person that I wanted to bring to our world. I got a picture of the first person, well, the fourth person that popped into my head.
Hayden: Okay. But who were the first three people?
Charz: The first was Death the Kid from Soul Eater, but he'd probably have a heart attack from how my house is so un-symmetrical. The second was Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, but I didn't want to separate him from his Alphonse. And the third person was Tamaki from Ouran Host Club.
Ayden: Why didn't you want to bring him here?
Charz: He'd probably start complaining about how poor I am, or start being all weird about how poor our school is...
Ayden and Hayden: Ah... That's understandable...
Charz: Yeah... So, I brought Hitsugaya-kun here. I wonder if anyone in Soul Society noticed.
-In Soul Society!-
Matsumoto: Hey, do any of you know where Captain Hitsugaya is?
Ukitake: I'm not too sure... I'll go have a look around. How long has he been gone for?
Matsumoto: Around about... 5 days now.
Ichigo: -Visiting!- Huh? Toshiro was gone? No wonder I haven't beaten the living hell out of him yet…
Matsumoto: I'm going to go ask around if people have seen him. If he's not in Soul Society, we'll have to check the living world.
Ukitake: I know what'll bring him back!
Everyone: What?
Ukitake: CANDY!!! –Holding different coloured boxes-
Everyone: -Sweatdrop!-
-Human world!-
Michelle: Ah, they probably haven't even noticed...
Charz: AH! When did you get here?
Michelle: While you were wondering about the Soul Society.
Charz, Ayden and Hayden: Ah, I see.
-Bell rings-
Charz: TOSHIRO!!!! COME HERE!!
Toshiro: -walks over, gasping for breath-
Charz: What happened to you?
Toshiro: Those... Damn... Fangirls! –Collapses-
Charz: Wow, some fangirls, unlike me, can be pretty rough! Now come on, we have class. –Drags Toshiro up the stairs-
(1) - Well, not everything in this story has to be about Bleach!
(2) - Lol, Ukitake... Why does he CONSTANTLY try to give Toshiro candy? Weird…
(3) - The song is "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm, and it's funny as!
Lol, what'dya think? please r&r! flames will be used to keep Roy Mustang happy.