GW: Well, here's Calvin, Kira, and the tiger's first mission. Plus, don't worry Iron-Mantis; your ideas for future chapters will be in the first season. Now, onto the first part of the episode. Enjoy.
Mission I, Part One
AKA: Don't Stand in the Way of Demon Kids and Their Dreams
Things were going great for Calvin, Kira, and the tigers. Summer vacation was drifting by slowly as they were in CPIS for 2 days now…without anything happening.
So, you can imagine they got a bit antsy and decided to play with their new comrades….
Crash! Of course, by 'play' I mean 'annoy the heck out of.' At the CPIS HQ; Calvin, as Spaceman Spiff, and Kira, as Spacegirl Nova, were being chased by a pissed-off Asuna and Ayaka, known to them as 'Demon Witches from Zeeburg Planet.'
"'Spaceman Spiff and his partner Spacegirl Nova were running for their dear lives from the Demon Witches from Zeeburg Planet!'" Calvin narrated as he shot a rubber band that hit Asuna right in the forehead.
"This is why I hate kids!" she snarled as she leapt high in the air and tackled Calvin.
"'Oh, no! Spiff is down!'" Kira gasped as she shot at Asuna and Ayaka mercilessly with whiffle balls until Ayaka grabbed the girl. "Don't make me stoop down to Asuna's level, Kira," Ayaka threatened.
"Guys, that's enough horseplay," Konata said as she and the rest of the CPIS gathered to them. "We got a mission."
"Finally!" Kira and Calvin, now back to normal, said in exasperation as they got loose of the two teenaged girls. "Some action."
"What did we miss?" Feral yawned as she and Hobbes looked sleepy as they joined the crew. "Nice of you to joins us, Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty," Eddy said sarcastically.
"Anyways, we got a call from the Mayor saying that two demons are wrecking the city, trying to find something," Hal explained. "Here's the plan; Calvin, Kira, Ed and Al Elric, Iris, and the Exorcists, we'll retrieve the demons. Everyone else, stay here and prepare to contain the demons when we bring them in."
Everyone nodded as Hal, Calvin, Kira, Edward and Alphonse, Iris, Allen, Kanda, and Lenalee took off. "Good luck!" Hobbes waved to his friends as the rest waved to their comrades before going to their posts. "Don't break your automail!" Winry and Bunnie added as Komui shouted, "Be careful, Lenalee!"
Hal and his party arrived at a wall where two levers were located. "Pull the lever, Alphonse!" Hal commanded. Al nodded as he pulled one of the levers down and Hal fell through a trapdoor.
"WRONG LEVER!!!" Hal screamed as his teammates looked down the trapdoor.
"…Does that happen a lot?" Calvin asked as Allen replied with a sweat drop, "Yeah, it does."
Then Hal walked back inside with a Mawile chomping his leg. "Why I had those Ed-boys install that thing I'll never know!" he snapped as he kicked the Pokemon, who scuttled away whimpering.
"I'll pull the right lever," Kanda sighed as he pulled the other one down and they instantly fell into a hole and into a hi-tech van.
"Cool!" Calvin and Kira squealed in delight. "Seat belts. Hal can get a bit…crazy behind the wheel," Iris informed as they strapped in with Hal starting the van.
"Wait, why are you letting a 12-year old drive?" Kira asked. Ed, Al, Iris, Allen, Kanda, and Lenalee looked at each other and replied, "We don't know really."
Then, Hal floored it as the van sped off downtown.
Meanwhile, in a part of ToonCity, two kids stood in the middle of a destroyed street. The first was a boy with long and messy black hair, angry violet eyes, pale skin with a normal-toned arm and leg, and wearing a black top, black shorts, and a red tattoo on his heel. He was holding a terrified Ned Flanders to his face.
The second was a girl with corpse-like skin, messy black hair that covered her whole face, and wearing a long white dress. Her arms dangled lifelessly in front of her as she watched her companion question Ned.
"Look, all I'm asking is that you tell us where the Stone is!" he screamed in the man's face.
"I-I'm sorry, b-but I don't know you're talking about! I'm just a good man who looks after his family and goes to church!" Ned pleaded. "Please don't hurt me!"
"Let him go, Wrath," the girl said lifelessly. "He has no clue what we're talking about."
The boy, Wrath, growled as he let go of the man and ordered, "Get lost." Ned ran off as quickly as he could.
Wrath sighed to his friend, "Well, either the citizens we questioned are useless, or they rest are hiding. Sorry, Samara. I thought ToonCity would have a good lead."
The girl, Samara, shrugged. "It's alright, but we can't give up. This city has it somewhere…"
Suddenly, the CPIS van screeched to a halt in front of the now confused kids as the team got out. Calvin, Kira, and their comrades looked petrified while Hal looked like nothing was the matter. "And I thought...I was gonna die," Allen said shakily.
"I think I saw the light, you guys," Lenalee stammered as they calmed themselves.
"The hell do you guys want?" Wrath snarled, but smirked when he saw Ed, Al, and Iris. "Look who it is; the Pipsqueak Alchemist, his trashcan brother, and the flat-chest!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A PIPSQUEAK SO TINY HE CAN'T EVEN LIFT A FEATHER!!?" Ed spazzed as Iris shouted, "I'M NOT A FLAT-CHEST, YOU BRAT!!"
"Trashcan?" Al said gloomily.
"Ed and Iris, chill out," their friends sighed. "Is that kid a…?" Kira was about to ask.
Kanda nodded. "Yep, that's one of the Homunculi Ed, Al, and Iris used to face when they lived in Amestris. This is the only one living in ToonCity as far as we know; Wrath, a rogue Homunculus of sorts. He left his team to live here with his creator Izumi. We keep an eye on him, but he caused no trouble, so we let him be…he has Ed's arm and leg."
Ed growled, "Are you here to take the rest of my body, Wrath?"
"Ha! I'm not interested at the moment. I have to help my friend," Wrath said, motioning to Samara. "Meet my friend and adoptive sister, Samara Morgan-Curtis."
Hal's eyes widened. "No way. I heard that you existed, just not here in the city."
"Huh, wha?" Calvin asked. "Legend says a girl named Samara Morgan kills anyone who watched the tape she made in seven days. I thought it was a ghost story, but I guess I was wrong," Hal explained.
Sam bowed a bit. "It's an honor you recognize me, but we don't have time to kill you. We were searching for the Philosopher's Stone, but I guess it's not here…" Sam sighed sadly.
"Oh, you mean this Stone, little girl," an evil voice laughed. Everyone turned to see a blue man with black hair tied in a ponytail and wearing a blue lab-coat. In his hand was a red stone.
"The Philosopher's Stone!" the kids shouted. "Well, if it isn't Drakken. I didn't know they let you out of prison early," Hal smirked.
"You know this quack?" Kira asked Lenalee, who replied, "Old job. Kinda resulted in a mess. Don't ask."
Drakken replied to Hal's remark, "They didn't, Hanson. I got some help from my new friends. And now I have the Stone the government of the city thought would be safe."
"What are you going to do with the Stone?" Iris asked as she and Ed looked greedily at it.
"Why, destroy ToonCity and rule the world!" Drakken laughed manically. The CPIS and demons kids sweat-dropped as Calvin scoffed, "Hmmph, so cliché."
"You said it," Kira agreed. Samara then held out her hand and asked in a quiet yet very dangerous tone, "Give me the Stone, or you will feel my rage."
Drakken scoffed. "Pfft. No!" The mad scientist laughed again as he disappeared via a personal aircraft he summoned.
The CPIS stood there with Wrath, who was shocked, as Hal finally said, "Wow, that was weird."
Samara, however, clutched her hand as she gritted her teeth in rage. She lifted her head to the sky, thus revealing her rotting face and extremely blue eyes. "STOP JERKING ME AROUND!!"
She then fell to her knees as the team and Wrath watched. Wrath went to check on her as he saw a bit of tears watering a bit. "Sam?"
Hal frowned as he said to them, "It seems the Stone is of great importance to you two. The CPIS can help."
Ed then said to Wrath gently, "Hey, You still live at Teacher's house?"
Wrath nodded as Hal ordered, "Kanda, call everyone to meet at Izumi Curtis' house. We'll have to stop Drakken now." Kanda nodded as he went to the radio to inform the others. Hal muttered, "Hero isn't going to be pleased when she sees Samara again." Only Kira caught this as she thought, I wonder what that means. Do Hero and Hal know Sam somehow? Does Samara have something to do with Hero's past?
"Hey," Hal ordered as he opened the van doors, "get it in everyone." Wrath helped Samara up as they all got into the van and drove to the being known as Izumi Curtis.
Wrath: I hate Drakken!
Edward: I hate you back for stealing my limbs!
Hero: I don't like Sam for…something that deals with my life…
Sam:…I'm just angry at the world…
GW: Can't you just feel the love? Next chapter will be coming where the team, Wrath, and Sam face-off with Drakken. Read, review, and suggest 'til next time.