Since you guys are being so nice and leaving intelligent reviews, I decided to put up another chapter early on. Plus, I've been really bored lately and yesterday I actually got on Club Penguin for the first time in months! For any of you that care, I always get on the Mittens server because it's the name of one of my cats. If you see me, give yourself a pat on the back! Then hang your head in shame when you've realized I disappeared while you were too busy patting your back.

Oh, and before I forget, I made it so visitors can comment too since I realized half of the people viewing this story don't have an account. So get your lazy butts in gear and leave a review because I was nice enough to go to all that trouble to press a button that would let you review! Now you don't have to make an account. You can just tell me how much more story sucks or rocks with a fake name. Isn't that nice? Anyways, to the story! Is it just me or are they getting longer?

~Chapter 4: Faceoff!

I was waddling around the club when I saw a light on in my old enemy's igloo…Lelee. I crashed through the door, screaming, then zoomed back outside, fleeing to the iceberg. Lelee had obviously seen that and followed just as I had planned. She caught up, as I expected she would, and demanded I come to her igloo. I followed her back and she spoke to me once we were safely inside.

"We're together again." She announced, eyes twinkling.

"You and Scarface?" I asked stupidly.

"No! Looper!" I had no clue who Looper was. "Dooofus." She taunted, cuffing me with a flipper.

"You spelled it wrong again." I pointed out, once more reading her spelling.

She shrugged, scoffing, "I don't care."

I told her about me and Fugemonkeys and how she had proposed to me, but I had sort of kind of run off in the middle of it. That made her angry. Then she lowered her voice and hissed, "Can you keep a secret?" I nodded, even though anyone who knew me well enough knew that I would tell anyone a secret in exchange for a good show of drama. She told me, "First, it was a divorce with Looper. Then Scarface. And there was Derek…" She had totally lost me. Was she talking about Fugemonkeys or herself? Were they playa too? They didn't seem very good at it. At the end of her disconnected thoughts, I asked,

"So…you're saying Fugemonkeys is going to--?" I cut off. The door was opening with a chilling creak. What do ya know? In walked Fugemonkeys! Speak of the devil, much? She gaped at the sight in front of her, of me standing with Lelee.

"Hipengy…you and Lelee are going out?" Her beak hit the floor in astonishment. That's how much she was gaping.

I clamored to my feet. "No! Lelee was just telling me about Looper!"

Lelee immediately flared up. "I thought I could trust you!" She shrieked.

I turned around, wide-eyed with confusion. "Me…?" I started to ask, but then I saw her hatred directed at Fugemonkeys. Fugemonkeys started bawling when the door opened and Looper entered. He and Lelee started hearting while Fugemonkeys cried out some more, practically begging for attention. I tried to calm her when some purple penguin entered. "Hi." She randomly said. "Go away!" Lelee hissed and the penguin left in a hurry. Fugemonkeys was blubbering something about how everything was her fault, as always. She was so annoying. I felt like strangling someone. Then events took a horrifying turn. Actually, it was a very random turn, but horrifying sounds more dramatic and makes you want to keep reading. Anyways! Lelee ran away from her house, crying. Then Looper faced me. Looper was one of those tough guys…but you couldn't be sure. He kept changing outfits, and usually girls are the ones always trying on new clothes. For some reason, we ended up making friends instead of getting into a fight.

"Dude, you have got to lose her." I said, patting his shoulder sympathetically. He was silent. Fugemonkeys was still threatening to drown everyone in her tears and break the world record for loudest sob. Apparently, she still thought everyone was paying attention to her. Kind of the like the time I was getting into a fight with a burly friend of hers and the whole time she was demanding we play hide and seek with her. "It's all my fault! I am so stupid!" She wailed dramatically. Well, at least she knew that much.

I faced her, flaring up, "It's not your fault at all! It's all Lelee's fault…SHE HAS ISSUES!!!" Looper chuckled from behind me.

"Nice, Hip."

I turned to face Lelee standing in the doorway, wide-eyed. "HIPENGY!" She shrieked, angrier than ever. "I HEARD THAT! YOU LIED TO ME!" Hey, I lie to everyone. "FINE! I WILL ADMIT IT…I HAVE PROBLEMS! THERE! I CUFFESS! NOW ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?" She looked me directly in the eyes, and I could see every inch of hatred. Instead of responding to her question, I simply said…

"You spelled confess wrong."

She screamed. Louder than ever. My eardrums exploded. My spinal cord snapped in two. I went blind in one eye. Well…she didn't scream that loud. But it sure was loud. And it didn't help that Fugemonkeys had just broken the record she had been trying to break. So I turned back to Looper to make friends as Lelee raged on. Finally, Fugemonkeys said she was leaving, and I took her back to my igloo. We were talking about random topics, when Looper came in, sighing, "Hip…you were so right."

Before I could ask what he meant, he had shut the door quietly. I closed my beak, staring at where he had been moments before. Was he giving up on Lelee? Who knew? Maybe he would be back with her again by tomorrow. Or maybe I would.

Fugemonkeys broke me out of my daze, by sniffing, "I'm never coming back to Club Penguin again. All I do is cause problems for everyone! I'm going and never coming back." Was she going to leave on a dangerous voyage? But…only Rockhopper and his freaks ever sailed so far away. This was all the penguins' homes. Or maybe…she was going to commit suicide! Yayyy—I mean NOOOO!

"What about me?" I asked timidly, turning away so she wouldn't see the twinkle in my eyes. "I'd miss you if you left!" Yeah, right.

"Hipengy!" She cried out, hugging me tightly, practically smothering me. "Then I won't leave. Not ever. I'll always be with you!"

Luckily, my face was pressed so hard into her chest that she couldn't hear me snickering. Or see the tears of laughter that were running down my face. But later on, I learned something that changed the whole dang thing.

Fugemonkeys and Lelee…were sisters.