Disclaimer: Alright. Whoever thinks I own OHSHC MUST be on some kind of drug.
Mmkay, there's a bit of OOC ness in this chapter…
"You are, like, no fun. You seriously have never had a pillow fight before?" Shelby asked, grabbing a second pillow from the couch.
"No. There are no merits I can get from beating people with pillows." Kyouya said, and pushed up his glasses.
"Well, there should be. Pillow fighting should be like a sport. I'd get a scholarship with it… Yeah, a scholarship in pillow fighting. Doesn't that sound cool?"
Kyouya was about to make a remark when he got hit in the face with a pillow.
"I challenge you- Ootori, Kyouya- to a pillow fight." Shelby said, pointing her pillow at him accusingly.
"But I-"
"HIYAH!!" Shelby did a battle cry, and thwacked Kyouya in the side with her 'raging pillow of extreme killiness' move.
"That hurt." Kyouya said, eyes full of rage.
"Duh, I just whacked you with my RPOEK move."
Kyouya grunted. "This is unfair. I can't hit a girl."
"That's not stopping me."
Kyouya twitched. "Did you just call me a girl?"
"Yep." Shelby said. She smiled.
Twitch again. "Prepare yourself…"
Shelby rolled her eyes. "Finally…"
Kyouya shot across the room at her. She watched in amazement as he came up and slammed her in the stomach.
"OK, you're doing well, for a beginner."
"I'm a fast learner." Kyouya said, proud that he had landed a shot at her.
"…But not fast enough!" Shelby screamed, taking advantage of how close he was to pound him across the back.
"Hey-"
The bell that signaled that school was going to start in 5 minutes rang out.
"…Shit!! I'M GONNA BE LATE!!" Shelby screamed. She ran towards the door, but skidded to a stop dead in front of it.
She turned around, and made eye contact with Kyouya. "We'll finish this later, amateur."
Shelby sprinted out the door, and to her first hour class, Kyouya following close behind.
--After school, in hosting time--
Shelby sat at a table, chatting with Kyouya, while Addie was flirting with Tamaki (Yes, Tamaki's not doing the flirting), and Becky swooned at the yaoiness of the twins.
"Shall we continue our little fight?"
"No."
Shelby frowned.
Kyouya looked up at her. "What?"
"Whaddya mean 'no'?"
"I'm too busy."
"Grr… YOU KNOW WHAT?! I DON'T CARE! We shall face each other again…"
Kyouya nodded, and stood up. "Alright ladies, it's closing time. You all must leave."
There were many groans from the girls, but all of them left. Becky and Shelby were waiting for Addie.
"Aww, do I have to go? Tamaki…" Addie whined.
"Addie, come home and we'll take you shopping…"
"Becky, SHUT UP!!" Shelby yelled, poking Becky in the side.
"OK! Bye Tamaki, see you tomorrow!"
"Becky… I HATE YOU." Shelby said, glaring holes through Becky.
"Well, I can't go with her because I have a couple who wants me to shoot for their wedding." Becky commented.
"And I have to fix the hole in the wall…" Shelby said.
"Yeah, sorry about that." Hikaru said.
"Goodie! Tamaki can come shopping with me!" Addie said, grabbing Tamaki's arm and dragged him out the door. Shelby mouthed an apology.
--Later at Shelby & Becky's Mansion--
"The whole damn world is just as obsessed with who's the best dressed and who's having sex! Who's got the money, who gets the hotties; Who's kinda cute and who's just-"
"Shelby, QUIT SINGING!"
"But it's stuck in my head!!"
Becky pounded her head on her desk. Shelby had been singing High School Never Ends for the last hour- minimum.
"Oh Mi Gawd you guys, you missed out! This mini (in eight different colors) was only ¥400!! Can you believe it?!" Addie said, entering through the front door. Becky came down to greet her.
"Can you believe Shelby's been singing the SAME SONG over and over for an hour strait?"
"Yeah." Addie answered.
At that moment, the phone rang.
"I GOT IT!!" Addie screamed, and flew across the room to get the wireless phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is Shelby there?"
"Yeah, who is this?"
"Kyouya."
Addie scowled. "I don't like you."
"That's fine, may I talk to Shelby?"
"Maybe."
Kyouya heard a voice in the background. 'Addie, who is it?'
"Kyouya. He wants to talk to you."
"Hello?"
"Hey Shelby."
"Umm, how did you find my number?"
"I have my ways."
"That's kinda creepy."
"It may seem that way, but it's actually quite helpful." Kyouya said, smirking into the phone. He heard another voice in the background.
'Shelby, how do you beat this?'
"Sorry, I gotta go. Becky can't beat the sirens."
"OK, should we go in early to finish out pillow fight?"
"I thought you said you were too busy… But you are aware that you can't beat me."
"Ootoris don't lose."
"I have yet to hear of an Ootori engaging in a pillow fight."
"…"
"Ooh, gotcha there, didn't I?" Shelby said, smiling.
"I guess so. See you tomorrow before school?"
"You know it."
With that said, Kyouya hung up the phone. He was actually excited for the match tomorrow.
--Shelby-Becky-Addieness--
Shelby hung up the phone. "I gotta go to school early again tomorrow."
"What for?" Becky asked.
"Kyouya and I are gonna have a pillow fight!" Shelby said, doing a peace sign with her fingers and winking.
"Yeah yeah, that's great. HOW DOES THIS THING DIE?!"
"You have to dodge the music notes, and whack her when she first comes up."
"OK."
--At school--
"Alright. First person to fall and hit the floor looses. You're goin' down Kyouya." Shelby said, gripping her pillow in anxiety.
"I believe I told you- Ootoris don't lose."
"I also told you- Ootoris don't do pillow fights."
Tamaki (who heard from Addie that there was a pillow fight) tweeted the whistle. Shelby charged at Kyouya, and he dodged, but she nicked his knee. Kyouya wheeled around, and hit Shelby's head. Shelby turned around, glaring.
"Ow…"
"What did-" Kyouya started, before a pillow was rammed into his stomach.
"THAT HURT!!" Shelby screamed. She whacked him on the head, and the force knocked him down. Shelby danced around.
"I win!"
"I lost…?"
"Uh huh. You may be good at money and stuff, but you know nothing when it comes to the simplest of things- like pillow fighting." Shelby said, tossing her pillow back on the couch.
"Hm." Was Kyouya's response.
Shelby beamed with proudness.