Chapter 4 everyone! Enjoy! (Author's Note at the end!)
Shout-outs to:
NinjaWriterMaster
DaughterOfDestrution6
Astrid16
Zane'sGirlfriend
*The ninja get to New Ninjago City and see the citizens do a apocalypse role playing*
Me: We have no power so why not pretend to be in a apocalypse? +1
*Cyrus Borg appears*
Cyrus: ...With no power they have grown bored
Me: Yeah because when there is no iPads, no iPhones, no iPods, no computers, no video games or TV, you are pretty much really bored. +1 (Wrote this in chapter 3 of my story Ninjago Rebooted)
*Looks at the weapons of the people*
Me; Let's name the unnecessary weapons. Shall we?
A bone +1
A broom pan thingy +1
A shovel +1
A pan of cooking +1
*The ninja are about to go down the sewage*
Cole: It's about time we pay the serpentine a little visit
Me: The serpentine are alive!? +1 just because
*Cole and Nya are going down the ladder*
Cole: Watch your step Nya
Nya: That's thoughtful of you Cole
Me: *sight*
*The ladder breaks and Nya almost falls*
Me and sister: Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall! +1
*Nya falls to the ground*
Me and sister: Yes! +1
*The ninja take a glow stick out of nowhere*
Me: A wise young man once said:
"You can never have too many Glow Sticks!"
-PewDiePie 2014
*Garmadon and Lloyd are crossing Hyroshi's Labyrinth*
Garmadon: No one can cross this deadly maze; except for Hyroshi himself
Me: You don't say! +1
*The ninja make it to the serpentine and see Skales*
Me: WHY? +1
*Kai takes out groceries and a newspaper of Ninjago Times out of Skales' bag*
Me: Ninjago Times...Classic +1
*Skales Jr. and Skales' wife appear*
Me: So apparently Skales found someone to fuck with and had a child. Why am I amused? +1
Skales Jr.: Daddy? Are you okay?
Me: Fun Fact: The reason Skales Jr.'s voice sounds feminine is because is voiced by a little girl. We already have Lloyd with a girl voice, we don't need other people! +1
*Dareth took the students to an Aquarium*
Dareth: *Asks a guard* Where are the electric eels? I heard they are shocking
Me: Pun intended +1
*Mysterious Stranger appears and uses a loud whistle*
Me: *Touches ears and sees blood* My ears are bleeding! +1
*Dareth stopped the shark from getting the students by doing weird movements*
Me: Ladies and gentlemen *points to Dareth* Next Aquaman right here! +1
*Skales is explaining how the serpentine are now good*
Kai: You had a few snakes to go straight-
Me: Were they gay or something? +1
*Acidious appears to tell the ninja The Curse of the Golden Master*
Acidious: Hello ratchlings-
Me: This snake needs a cough drop +1
Acidious: Do you seek to now about The Curse of the Golden Master?
Me: Roll credits +1
*Pixal is with Cyrus and explaining about her feelings for Zane*
Pixal: Sir you created me and gave me life, I belong to you. Yet Zane...saved my life. When I was with him I felt a...connection. I felt...free.
Cyrus: Pixal, remember this, you belong to one. If you want to be with Zane then...you should be with him
Me: Sweetest moment ever!
-Ninjago 2014 -3
*Beeping sounds*
Cyrus: How are the nindroids here?
Me: Nindroids you killed the moment! +1
*The nindroids attack the serpentine*
Selma (Skales' wife): Junior! Junior!
Skales Jr.: Mommy! *Runs over to his mom but get tripped by General Cryptor* Oww!
General Cryptor: *Evil laugh* So you are the future leader of the fearless serpentine?
Me: General Cryptor is a dick to Skales Jr. +1
*Cole is fighting a nindroid and sees that they are powered by an eel while doing a wall flip. Everything is in slow motion*
Me: Punch it! Kick it!
*Cole pulls the plug that connects the eel to the nindroid*
Me: Or just pull it. +1
*The ninja (Except Zane) do spinjitzu to unplug the nindroids but one damaged nindroid was possessed by the Overlord and grabs Zane's leg*
Zane: *Pulls the plug violently*
Me: Violent Zane is violent +1
*The ninja tell Skales if he could help them*
Skales: Sorry, we made an oath to never return to the surface. Good luck.
Me: Soooooo, how did he get the groceries? Is there a Safeway or Smart&Final down that we are suppose to know? +1
*Garmadon and Lloyd founded the jewel of the Labyrinth which is a waterfall*
Me: That's the jewel we been waiting!? Ah Fuck it, let's just enjoy the moment.
*Nindroids appear along Tech Wu*
Me: +1
*Lloyd makes a green motorcycle with his golden power to escape the nindroids*
Me: Badass motorcycle! -1
*Nindroids MechDragon appears possessed by the Overlord. Evil Wu captured Garmadon and Mysterious Stranger captures Lloyd with a snake*
Lloyd: My power is gone *Tries to get free but he can't*
*Mysterious Stranger is revealed to be Pythor*
Pythor: Oh well hello, old chum.
Me: NO! NO! Goddammit NO! He can't be alive! He was eaten by the Devourer! +3
*Pythor takes Lloyd to the mouth of the MechDragon and Evil Wu throws Garmadon to the ocean*
Me: *gasp*
*Garmadon looks like he is dead underwater*
Me: *starts crying*
*MechDragon takes Lloyd away but Garmadon surfaces back from the water*
Me: Thank the Lord he is alive!
*Dramatic Music*
Total Points: You guys know the drill
Sentence: *Drum Roll*
The Golden Master
(Is totally The Overlord)
Author's Note:
First, Can someone be nice enough to make me a cover for the story? I want the cover to look like the one from CinemaSins you know when it's like:
Everything wrong with
Ninjago rebooted
(Spoilers...)
(Duh!)
If you can do it, PM me so we can talk about it.
Second, on the next chapter, you guys get to tell me what sins did I miss on these 4 episodes! Either tell me on the reviews or PM. On the next chapter when someone tells me what sins I missed. Later!