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Batman POV
Ridiculous. How could this be happening? I spent so long, worked so hard to keep my secret and to these girls it was nothing? Just common knowledge? Robin seemed to be doing better at this insight than I was, which was surprising. But then, he did watch a lot of…Cartoons. That's what the girl Juliana said we were. Cartoons, our lives played in a show for entertainment. It was so-
"Dude! This pie is really good!"
I turned to see Juliana and Lara eating some pie that Alfred had brought down.
"Alfred, I got to hand to you," Juliana continued, " either you make excellent pie, or you know a really good bakery."
"Thank You Miss Juliana." Alfred replied in his neutral tone of voice though I could tell he was pleased.
Suddenly, a glowing pale circle appeared. A figure seemed to be coming out of it, another girl. Long dark hair, dark eyes, and glasses. She was tall but not overly tall, she wore a green T-shirt and jeans with sneakers.
Please say she doesn't know them, please say she doesn't know them, please say she doesn't know them-
"Hey Dawn! How'd you get here?"
Damn. Damn it all to hell.
"Not sure, I was in my room thinking about stuff and then this portal appeared and now I'm here."
"Oh. Well, now you can meet Gotham's favorite vigilantes!" Juliana chirped.
"Uh, we're Gotham's only vigilantes." Robin stated.
"Exactly Bird Boy!" Lara said. Robin was about to make a comeback when the BatWave rang out.
"The BatWave!" Juliana gasped. "Gotham's in trouble!"
"Or a random person who's getting mugged, seeing as that won't affect Gotham. But just that one person," Dawn replied.
"It's Gotham Dawn."
"Touché."
I quickly focused back to the screen; it was the Joker. He had placed bombs on Gotham Bridge and was demanding 1 million dollars. And a statue in his honor, but that wasn't as important.
" Robin, to the Batmobile, let's go." (1)
"Atomic batteries to power?" (2) Lara innocently asked, restraining laughter.
"Turbines to speed?" (3) Juliana added, giggling
"Roger, Over and out. (4)" Dawn confirmed before bursting into laughter.
"On second thought, let's take the bikes," I said, kinda, as Robin put it, "freaked out."
I got on the BatBike and Robin on the R-Cycle.
"Stay here," I ordered to the girls and speed away to face Joker.
"See ya guys later," Robin said, which I heard over the intercom.
"Bye Robbie-Poo," Juliana said; smirk evident in her voice. Robbie-Poo?
"Why do you keep calling me that?!" Robin yelled. "Seriously, it's really creepy!"
"Wait four years from now," Juliana said snickering. "It'll be way worse."
"Robin!" I commanded through the intercom. "Hurry up. Joker's waiting."
(1), (2), (3), and (4): The orginal Batman theme song